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Hooray!  Sports Guy Phoenix finally gets a pick for major sporting event correct live on the air!  Well, why let a good thing continue, we let Adam take a crack at predicting this years NCAA Football national Champion. We also talk about some more F***ed up stuff. Enjoy.

This is a just a mish mash of things. And Stuff. No need for a clever description. Just good old fashion Guycast tomfoolery.

It's a sports day here at guycast. NFL, College football, Ohio State Michigan, Patriots Colts, Ravens Steelers, and perhaps more importantly, updates on cricket.

WARNING: This episode may contain the most horrible thing you've ever heard, and we've ever read.  In retro-spect, it was probably wildly inappropriate.  But that's how we roll.  If you're a brave soul, press play, and find a bucket. You might need it.

Halloween, A private party, sluts, the iPod Touch, Philly is for bitches. And Guycast recieved it's greatest compliment of all time.  Enjoy.

Every once in a while, it's good to know what the other side is thinking.  Relationships, dating, and fuck-buddying ain't checkers boys, it's chess. You always have to be a move ahead. Naw, strike that, you need to be like 22 moves ahead, because she's already 23, so you've gotta work hard to be just one step behind.  Listen to this, take it in, and adapt. Good luck out there boys.

Two years of GuyCast, what the hell are you still doing listening to this?  But thank you all. It's been a great two years.  Been a lot of changes this year, and we thank those of you who have hung with us, and those who have joined us along the way. We've said it 180 times: You keep listening, We'll keep talking.

Love, marriage, kids, breeding, darwin, M&M's, Generation-do-what-the-fuck-I-feel-like and our latests presidential candidate. Welcome to episode 179.

There are only a few times in a man's life when it's ok to cry.  We've mentioned those before.  For Tristan, this was two of those times.  Finishing Halo 3, and irrepairably losing an episode of Guycast. So this is our attempt at doing it again.

Jim and Abby stop by for the show. Things get wierd.  Who's suprised?  Not us.

Anthrax. Britney Spears. More Salmon Sperm. Statutory Rape. Bear Rape. Matricide. Foreign Alchohol. Find it all here on Episode 176! To be continued at a later date.

Well here it is. The moment you've been waiting for. Or not.  If you wanna hear about the wedding and festivities surrounding, then here is your chance, if not, then see you Monday.

I'm off to Hawaii.  So no time for silly descriptions that no one reads anyway.  Remember we're off next week. We'll see you next Thursday at 8pm EST.

We return to scene of the crime for Tristan's bachelor party. OJ Simpson is back in jail. No seriously.  And finally, Poopcorn makes a run at the throne of Nostradamus Dan. Whether he takes it or not. Well that's your call.

We said we were gonna do that. So we did it. And now we've done it. So stop  asking. It's a show about freshman year in college. What the F--K else do you need to know? What are you dumb? Why are you still reading this garbage? Haven't you learned by now that there's never anything useful written in these descriptions? I don't even know why I still do this garbage. Nobody cares.I should just kill myself. Enjoy. Bitches.

While the NFL may not know the proper way to give out financial punishments, the FIA normally does.  And so does a whily old deacon from Sooner county. And so do a couple of airline mechanics on a runway in Kathmandu.  Keep these in mind the next time you decide to open your fat mouth.

This one time, at band camp...well, actually it was a band trip, but that's not the point.  We take an e-mail from a new listener, we talk about some of the top myths about traffick tickets, and we look at one of Atlanta's brilliant new proposed laws, enjoy.

We finally celebrate the return of football into our lives. The NFL opens tonight with the Saints display of how much they don't care about New Orleans.  Lets not forget how much Michigan sucks.  We also discuss a man who goes to great leangths to keep his girlfriend from finding out how small his manhood really is.

Shaun writes us with an eternal guy dilemma: How do you go about popping that ever elusive cherry?  We have our ideas, and theres a good chance they won't get him arrested, but no promises. We also look at swingers, and Russia's solution to their under population problem.

Let there be internet- Owen Wilson tried to kill himself. Certainly not an UGW. Try harder next time Owen. I oughta start spending more time with the software on my cell phone.  Also: Fox News, 16 year old hookers, Sneakers for rockets, and the $65 million dollar pants. Reloaded.  Again.  And three words: Dwarf, penis, vacuum.  Hell Yes.