Guycast

This week we pick an essay from Tuckermax.com.  Check out the website.  This is just one of many hilarious stories to be found there. We also tell the tale of an African man, with a bullet lodged in his torso, who was told by doctors to "walk it off".

Michael Vick, crooked referees, and the downfall of sports in general. Crazy  fundamentalists send one of the worst sounding games ever to our troops over seas.  Parents name there kids an unusual name, a blind man drives a car drunk (with a little help). And to my eternal shame, more goat sex.  

Sorry this is late, we fucked up. But anyway, we discuss the ultimate fate of the most hallowed record in baseball, a shop owner who takes meter maids into his own hands, a new prank perpetrated by YouTube jockeys, and cheerleaders that blame Red Bull for making them pregnant, 4Real.

What does every guy do when he can't get something done? Of course, he does it himself. This guy thought the same, although we maybe think he would have been better off just not doing it. Other than that, we discuss some of the strange behaviors of Apple's co-founder, and one man thinks that Jesus was probably gay.

Back the Animal Sex well again. Sorry.  But we also get to an exorcism gone wrong, and a man aroused by traffic signs...your guess is as good as ours.

The first episode of Jeff-free Guycast is off and running, slowly, and curving a little to the left.  Today we broadcast from a new studio, so bear with us.  Don't forget to vote for Pacific Coast Hellway for the Podcast Awards.

All good things must come to an end. That's bullshit. I got a job that might actually pay off some bills. Bad news? I gotta be outta town. So i won't be around for every show. I'll be back on though! No worries. This week we also talk about the code, Nigerian Porn, and Mr.s Rogers ruined the world. So good luck guys! I'll be back soon. Thanks everyone - it has been an absolute blast! -Jeff

Welcome Back Bitches! Today we talk about Bears Grilled. We also go over some of his top ten, and why people are taking it so seriously. We go on about the Number 23 and some other movies. thesimpsonsmovie.com is a sham. And last we talk about the 99 people you'll meet in college. Enjoy!

Ok so this week we have a story i found about 11 XBrick 360's. The Canadian (Eh?) sends us a story about a man permanent pecker. The Black Momba - fuck. Gordo from Canada (Wat's that aboot?) Sends in some old ass movie reviews. Let the sidetracking begin! Enjoy!

What up Kids? This week its all about the spot and pot. Ticklah sends in a story about how pot benefits peeps with AIDs. Also he sends in another about how people just don't give a fuck. Scott tells us how we got him fired. RacerG lets us know of the freshest gear in town. And to finish it off we discuss some oily spotage and needing extra pants...Enjoy!

Who wants outta Iraq? You? well, thats why your dumb. A burial for the N-Word. NAACP story from midget Abby. Whites only shade tree from Ticklah as well as a slut marries herself. Dear Penthouse from FireRaven. BK - Have it your way from Fuzz. Holy shit this is the peacock episode...Good Luck!

Guess whos back? Back again! Tell a friend....aight, so short and simple it goes like this. Transformers fucking rocks. July 4th is better in HD, but then again what isn't? iPhone - nice but wait. And guess what that fucker Blends! UFC kicks some ass. And Man Vs. Wild rocks! Why you ask? Drink your own urine and then come ask me...Enjoy!

Aight next week we are on vaca so get yer fill. Liz Claiborne dead. Big ass penguins. Spice Girls go on a reunion world whore, er, tour. English bars going smoke free next week. Craig sends us on a mission to Mars. Pussies get harrased. Retards on the blackboard. Red VS. Blue says goodbye. And a prison sex show just for good measure. Enjoy!

Ok so this week Ryan sends a 10 yr old our way. Cody and Kelly get a shoutout. Nostradamous Dan wants to visit. Paris is STILL a whore. Chris Benoit is a murderer. NBA draft, like people care. iPhone. and Tyson's still weird after 10 years. Enjoy!

Damn, well this weeks episode is all about the MANdments. I'm not even gonna explain this shit. Enjoy!

Poopcorn enlightens us with a little opener. We give a shoutout to those that joined us live. Bush hates retards, Tristan was a whore and the newspapers show it. Someone gets stabbed to death. Gay for Grylls. Zoo review by Meg. Nostra says what up. Death by spitting. Robin sends us some good stories. Enjoy!

Live shows are off and rolling. This week we talk about a wheelchair, the U.S. GP, The organ donor, Bindi Irwin, Alcohol Powder, Ryan VS Pyrovian, The Gay Bomb Tex calls in about it, Jeff is getting T-Shirts, Swords, and someone lost a ball, the bad way. Enjoy!

Holy Shit! We are finally live! That's right boys and girl(s), we are 100% live. This marks the occasion where we are now available to chat, call in, comment, all LIVE! Everyweek we will be live on Thursday's at 6:00PM EST. This week we have the guys choice awards, Transformers the movie, Live Free or Die Hard, NBA/NHL Finals, Cougars (Meg) and last and certainly least nasty-ass-warts-Paris-Hilton. Enjoy!

Flight Attendents should be hot, Tex don't like nigga, New York needs more rules on games, Adult Recess - think about it! Man arrested for using 2 dollar bills. Plunger in the poopcorn. Guy cuts off his own leg. And a bear that spins down the lane of complete weird-ness, again. Enjoy!

Updates galore. This week we beta test the live and a few get to join in. We rap about the forums, podcast alley, and altered states radio. Man VS Wild come back on June 15. More water at the survival school. Bob Barker Bitches Out. Nobody's story. And Meg wants a half of a man to sleep with. You guess which half. Enjoy!