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Tristan goes a little off of the rails this week in denouncing lugging (Louging?, Lugeing? who the fuck knows. it's not a real word anyway) as some kind of suicide sport. He says some things he probably shouldn't have. Kevin Smith has been deemed too fat to fly. And Tiger has finally appologized for his addiction to white girls.

Well, the title pretty much says it all. Sometimes our inner nerd just reaches up and grabs a hold of a show and doesn't let go. Enjoy anyway.

Marc extends his stay with us as we dip into the GC Male bag. We've recieved a slew of first time e-mails from listeners around the world complaining about how we don't do enough shows. I suppose they also provide a few stories, but all we hear is criticism. We're fragile like that, though. Also, by this point we'd been drinking for almost a full half day, and this is one of the most horrifyingly graphic shows we've done in a while. But here we just call it Old School.

Marc from the Faceoff Hockey Show joins us for an impromptu Sunday show. And it goes a little something like this...

Welcome back from the holidays. We start of the new year with actual new content, unlike most other media outlets who spent the last two weeks running Best Of's, we skipped the middle man and provided no content at all. But now we're back and ready to provide details of Tristan's work history. Fascinating. How often do you finish an Episode of Guycast and ask yourself 'Was that really the best thing I could've done with my time?'. Me? I ask myself that all the time. Enjoy.

Exactly 100 episodes ago, we did one of my favorite segments in GC History. We read the story of young man who loved to fuck his car. Yep, no typo there. Thank god BBC America decided that this subject deserved it's own Documentary. And it's worth every minute of your life you spend watching. Enjoy. Oh yeah. Chris Henry is probably dead now. Wow. Weird.

It's been a while but we're back. I can't even begin to describe some of the places this goes, but let's just say that Fenix and Tristan shared a very special moment late on normal Saturday night. It still makes me shiver when I think about it.

Anonymous and Other Jeff join us this evening. It's an interesting study in listening to worlds oldest young men rail against social networking in all its past, present and future forms. But these guys barely like people in really life, so it's not hard to figure out why they hate facebook

We take the time to highlight college basketball's gayest moment every year. And then for the rest of the time, we try and help one of our loyal listeners navigate the densly populated minefield known as the friend zone. And we talk about putting your dick in hot buttery popcorn. Not gay at all.

World series? Meh. The continued collapse of Fenix's beloved Redskins? Eh. Cartoon Porn? Now THERE'S something we can all get behind.

We once again revisit the semi-coherent ramblings of one of Fenix's favorite drunken aquantences. Aaaand a bunch of people got killed in Texas...that's not funny at all. But, Gourds though. That makes it better, right. Gourds? HA! It's comedy folks. It's a coping mechanism. Fucking relax. I hope you get killed.

This segment is going to sound just dry-asspoudingly-gay if taken out of context. But fuck you. This is important god damn work we're doing. This is one of the first segments I suggest cutting up, burning to CD, and giving to your girlfriend for Christmas. But title it like it's a cute mix CD "Mike and Diane's X-Mas 2009 Mix" or some shit. She puts it in to her cars CD Player on the way to return gifts with her mom, and boom! She's better at blowjobs, now. Your Welcome. You and your Dad.

Pretty straight forward here. Paranormal Activity. We saw it. We approve. The Redskins. We've watched them. We dissaprove. Da Ticklah is Undefeated in Fantasy. We approve. Susan is the Leading scorer. Remember what I said? Remember what I said if she wins. GuyCast. Over. See if I'm kidding. I might as well just rubberband up my nuts and slice them off with a whisk...or some other dull inneffective kitchen tool. I'll think about that. Since you guys can't seem to man up and get it done. Fuck.

Well, we were all set for a great couple of show. Original Jeff, Other Jeff, Fenix and myself were all ready to get together, have some drinks, and say spray some wildly innapropriate shit out onto the interwebs...needless to say, there was a change of plans.

Let's play a game called Good News Bad News. Good News. Jeff is back. Hooray! Bad News. He's addicted to drugs. Booo! Anyway, what follows is a long, kinda painful conversation about hihs eventual decent into 3 days of drug indused madness. Wow. If you enjoyed part II, you'll probably love part III.

These stories come across the news desk here at GC every once a while, but rarely do they end up with the intruder quite so...dead. Also we discuss a highschool teams 83-0 manhandling of a rival school, and Kanye West's kind hearted and thoughtfull treatment of Taylor Swift.

Here it is, the longest episode in GuyCast history. What started as an innocent attempt at answering a few e-mails, ends up as almost a two hour trip down the road of more topics than I can write about here. We hope to one of these again soon, but until then. Enjoy this.

If you don't like Football, Fantasy Football, or GuyCast, Then you can probably skip this one. It's a recording of four out of ten of us participating in our innaugural Fantasy Draft. Hope it's marginally entertaining.

This one's all over the map. To Start off with, Adam's GF Ali is in the studio for this one, but you can't really tell. Susan, however is also in studio. And you can, in fact, tell. There is lively debate on the merits of Quinten "Cut Trailers to look like the movie is about something that it's not really about" Tarentino's new movie "Spelled Incorrectly because that makes me seem edgy", also known by it's french title "Not really about killing Nazi's at all, mostly about tense conversations over tables." And by lively debate, I mean Tristan thinking the movie was shitty, and Adam being suprised by how upset Tristan is by the whole thing. Also Ted Kennedy is dead. Big day.

It's that time of year again where we get real, real deep into the world of sports.  News out of the NFL, NCAA, Jail, and of course, it's the time of year again where Bret "The Worlds Biggest Attention Whore" Farve has decided to come out of retirement.   So enjoy the update, and for those of you interested, stay tuned for the GC Fantasy Draft on Wednesday Sept. 2 at 10 pm EST.