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Well ain't that a bitch. We did a solid a half hour on old school video games and you guys only get the first 10 minutes. Life's a bitch sometimes.

So a guy who used to get high and write music with Lauren Hill thinks that because he mentions Haiti on the radio a few times that he's qualified to run a small country in the midst of Disaster recovery. I heard next year Jude Law wants to be queen of england, and the lead singer for Ramstein is running for Fuhrer of Germany. That's what they have right? A Furher? Or is each leader just called Hitler something. Y'know, like Ceaser? 

Josh the Mad Jew Scientist joins us before his move out to join the likes of the Kansas Jay Hawks for grad school. Along the way we discuss some things. alot. I hope you like talking about Dave Matthews and rape. Cause that's what you get here...

Fenix has returned from yet another gambling binge (yes we're trying to get him help) and this time he shed some light on some of the finer points of being a dick at the Blackjack table.

You thought the last one was bad. I don't even have notes on this one. It could just be the sound of Adam jerking it next to the mic for 40 minutes.  Haha, yeah right. Like he could go that long. Here's to hoping it doesn't suck.

I'm gonna be honest here. Normally after we finish a show, I take the notes from my master sheet and move the topics we talked about to another document specifically to the episode. Long story shot. I got drunk and kinda didn't do that. What I'm left with is a shee that says two names. Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan. odds are good we talked about these people, but I don't really remember. Here's to hoping it's not 30 minutes of silence.

We're such assholes. Somehow we allowed talk about the new Twilight movie to hijack, like, 15 minutes of our show about Guy stuff. We should just put guns in our mouths and end it. We are SO BAD at this sometimes. Anyway. The iPhone 4 came out. and we saw splice. But in the face of the first part of the show, who really cares?  Thanks for listening, we understand if you don't come back.

The GC Gentlemen are back from vacation/Vegas/being lazy.  Among other thigs, we wrap up out OBX Exploits, Adam recaps a "Work" week in Vegas. Tristan bitches about the World Cup (Suprise!). Gary Coleman is dead. And Adam introduces a new rating system for girls in the wild.  Enjoy

A new game is discovered. The "Guy Code" is examined. And we finally saw Iron Man 2. AKA The greatest sequel ever made. well, that's cleary not true. I guess that's probably Terminator 2, followed by Empire Strikes Back, and then Spiderman 2. And Rocky 4. Then maybe Iron Man 2. But Probably not. Hmm...maybe we should discuss this on the show instead of me writting about it stream-of-consciousness style in the description. Oh well, next time maybe. Enjoy!

One hour and Forty Minutes. Orignal Jeff is here. Drinks are flowing. We're talking about chicks. I can't be any clearer about this. If you can fight through the part about health care, it's one of our best shows in a long time.

An audio file about an hour in leangth created by two idiots for your enjoyment. Proceed.

We've Been Here for Years...

We go back to the well one too many times. We try to cover top ten date movies. But this list fucking blows. They can't all be winners I guess. Our appologies in a advance.

In addition to a little bit of draft talk, we get into a discussion based on a article from Askmen.com. What begins as "Top Ten Signs You're Too Good for Her" quickly degrades into top ten signs that you're dating either a) a bitch or b) some kind of feminine hobo.

If there was a no penalty, and the guy was a prisoner or a hobo or something, would you hunt a human? Like, in the wild. He's armed with a handgun with one clip and is on foot. You get a jeep, an AR-15 and 50 rounds. Would you do it? I don't think we actually discuss this scenario in the episode. I just thought of it and thought it was interesting. See, further incentive you read these descriptions. Moments of introspection.

We dedicate this one exclusively to some of your farewell e-mails. I don't really have anything else clever to add to this one. Ummm, Fenix died last night. In a fiery car wreck. No, no. Don't be sad, he's in a better place now. Unless he's in hell. That's probably not better. Fingers crossed I guess!

We begin our dark spiral toward the end with an examination of the latest issue of Marie Claire Magazine and their latest issue in which they insist Jessica Simpson is not wearing makeup. We're here to let you know, that's bullshit, and Jessica Simpson is a bitch. That is all.

  No Description this week. I'd ruin the suprise. Answers are contained within. Listen at your own risk. Better to burn out than to fade away.  

Can you rape someone who's okay with it?  The answer lies within. The Oscars happened. And St. Patrick's day is upon us. And one of the Cories from that shitty eighties vampire movie is dead. I don't remember which one. The one with drugs. Whichever one that is. Nothing else to see here, the goodness is contained within.  

Sad Pheonix is back. Fuck. The boys discover Chat Roulette. A Killer whale fucking kills someone. Imagine that. A guy named Boner is dead now. And Mr. Wizzard write a review on I Hope Serve Been in Hell.