At The Movies...10 Years Later

"Yeah sure I gave you a mysterious magical spell and I forgot to tell you the most important part of it, sure, that doesn't give you the right to blow up my goddamn house" It's been 10 years since Princess Merida needed to CHANGE HER FATE, and we try to get through our revisiting of it without breaking into a Scottish accent 100 times. We fail horribly, but we have a great time regardless. Listen as we talk wisps, Mor'du!, accents, mums, camp archery, rocking out to the Brave soundtrack on the ferry, witches, suitors, hood reveals, a very detailed conversation regarding the entrances of Guildford Mall, Maury Povich DNA reveals, blowing up houses, Pixar's soft decline, and whether or not it's justified to call Merida the c-word. All that plus FUN FACTS, Tenzie awards and more! (NEXT EPISODE: Ted)

"He who has the whiskiest lips, will step up and kiss the fair maiden and bring her back to the land of the living!" We also chat Charlize chewing scenary, sense participation in movies/tv, how attractive Bowman is /10, Kristen Stewart's beauty, the Food Network, the Billy Goats Gruff, fantasy casting, whiskey lips, needing a Bowman, alternate pump up speeches, the WORST hair, committing to a role and creepy mirrors. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: "Brave")

"Sometimes... when I'm lying in bed, and I need a good thrill..." The movie podcast that goes back in time is watching a movie that goes back in time. We are chatting Will Smith, Josh Brolin a Toothy Jemaine Clement and sometimes Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black 3. Listen as we get into Donair meat, Mark Sanchez's "butt fumble", Josh Brolin putting the movie on his back, Will Smith's Men In Black songs (and his outsourcing of the MiB3 theme to Pitbull), Emma Thompson's bi-coastal beach houses, chocolate milk syrup vs. powder, being born 40, Disneyland Teacups, POV rollercoaster youtube, and ground coffee. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Snow White & The Huntsman)

"I'm not buying it here because of the deal. I am protecting myself against a potential future rip-off. Thanks Winners!" Going back a ways to the lovely days of 2011, and posting an old episode that go lost in the shuffle. Which is too bad because it's a good movie, and it deserves to be retrospected after a decade. Listen as we discuss jackets, shoes, gossip, tinted glasses, old timey racism, 80s and 90s pop culture, many Gwen Stacys, being kind, show costume themes, shit-pie and much much more. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Men In Black 3)

"I hate shadowy cabals, mostly because I've never been invited to be part of one" THE ROAD TO THE AVENGERS IS OVER! Celebrating 10 years of what was once the movie Bow saw most in theatres (8!), and the coming together of a group of remarkable people to fight off some aliens and each other for a brief spell. The culmination of Phase One of the Marvel Cinematic Universe turns 10, so we look back on all the moments and memories from this benchmark in modern cinema. We talk specimens, dirty hair/meat, stealing punching bags, hair whips, shadowy cabals, Black Widow being a human lady, comic book movies, not breaking stride, softball teams, why Cobie Smulders needs to be in more things and owning your fandom. All that plus 33 Fun Facts, Tenzie awards and an absolutely overwhelming amount of nerdiness.    

"Would you describe us as kooky peeps?" We went back for Bow's boy, Ben Foster, and revisited the 2012 heisty smuggling thriller starring Mark Wahlberg. We get into what we consider contraband, cheating in school, Josh Hartnett's shark eyes, Ribisi's boydom and why Bowman despises the colour Magenta. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"Don't unwrap your cookie so fast" We back! And we are revisiting the first of this two movie series where Steve Harvey's advice is the thing driving the entire narrative lives of... the Earth. We talk about "game", dating, dating apps, the fact this is a real book and the importance of just being a decent person and having a conversation. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Contraband)

"Peta is the only one here I'm 100% sure watches wrestling. He's the best. He gets it". May the odds be ever in your....damn how does the rest of that go? Anyways we are back to volunteer as tributes and watch the first of several Hunger Games movies to slay the competition and be the last one standing at the box office. We talk our chances of winning, reckless beekeeping, Lenny Kravitz being the best, the hair, the sponsors and the rock faces. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Think Like A Man)

"I took 5 notes. I love this movie so much I just wanted to watch it". 10 Years Ago... Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill teamed up with Lord/Miller for the big screen reboot of 21 Jump Street, and the reboot template was set. An awesome script, funny self aware gags, good action and a new side of "The Tates" all led to a fantastic movie-going experience that is just as funny today. We talk high school haircuts, Dave Franco, reboots, movie tropes and when Channing Tatum hit that next level. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Hunger Games)

"Not since Phillip Seymour Hoffman in Mission Impossible 3 has a kidnapping victim been in more control of a situation. Wow." 10 years ago uber criminal super spy Denzel Washington was moved to a safe house after being captured in South Africa under the watchful eye of Agent Ryan Reynolds. Chaos ensued. We're here to talk about kidnapping, favelas, tough talking someone who you've deafened, torture towels and more. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Award! (NEXT EPISODE: 21 Jump Street)

"Never before in the history of romance, has a Dutch Oven been a potentially good idea to make her love you again" Hey yo! It's been 10 years since Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum played a married couple who falls out of love due to amnesia brought on by a car accident. Where does the time go? We are here to break it down and discuss farts, handsomeness, Sam Neil, the pros and cons of head injuries and more. Plus we have Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Safe House)

"Her hair, is RED!" It's been 10 years since the found footage genre went super, and we're here to break down this coming of age/coming to terms with powers/puking on 34 year olds at High School parties film. We talk hair colours, if it was us, preferred super powers, the acting and perhaps have one of the most intense disagreements about a score in ATM10 history! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards.

"No movie should ever end with a dude with a knife in one hand, and broken mini liqour bottles in the other hand, putting up his fucking dukes!" Happy 2012 to you all! It's our first episode in a new year of movies and the "Road to Avengers" is officially underway! But first, we tackle Liam Neeson & friends in the Alaskan* wilderness surviving a plane crash, and trying to survive some fucking wolves. We talk about our survival abilities, accents, fears, affinity for animals, sending messages, drowning in shallow water, campfires and much more more. All that plus Fun Facts, Parents Guide Challenge and our first Tenzie's of the year. (NEXT EPISODE: Chronicle)

"WHAT A PLAN BY THE APES!" Another pandemic movie from 2011 (although slightly less overt than Contagion), we get together to discuss the first in a very overlooked trilogy of excellent movies. We talk outbreaks, justice, cute monkeys, John Lithgow, apes on horses and much much more. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzie awards and a trip to the IMDB parent's guide.

"Arancini. Cup of Skittles. It's going to be a memorable night" Happy New Year! It's the favourite holiday of 1/2 of the show, so we went all out in celebrating a movie that is a giant mess of stars coming and going (and being overshadowed by legends). Listen as we talk about why Bow loves New Years so much, Cary Elwes and the respect that's due to his name, Lea Michelle's reign of terror on Glee, Robert De Niro's multitasking, Halle Berry: Queen of the Pixies, How much Bon Jovi singing is too much and we come up with some new New Year's traditions. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts, Special New Years Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"How dare this movie make Canada seem like a bunch of greedy body bag hoarders". Happy Holidays! Releasing some of our episodes from the tail end of the Summer, and as much as you don't want to hear about it, Contagion was one of those movies. With things going out of control again we revisit the movie that predicted a shit ton of this stuff going down. From anti-vaxxers, to social distancing, to the quick spread and faux treatments, it's all here. All that plus Fun Facts, Parent's Guide Challenge and Tenzie awards!

"We have a rule on this show, that there are no skips, unless one of us has a child and brings new life into this world. It's a new life!" Happy Halloween! If you thought we would sit out an opportunity to review some decade old spooky scaries, you wrong! Listen as we talk demons, witches, modern male fashion, badass children, babysitters, furniture and more! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!  

"She graduated with honors from the Amanda Seyfried school of eye distance" Sam Rockwell alert! We attack the 2011 genre mashup that time forgot. This is a movie that happened, we can assure you. We talk all about tackling dudes off horses, gruff Harrison Ford, Adam Beach being the man, Sam Rockwell crushing it, getting out of the prostitution game, bullshit resurrections, that shitty kid from The Last Airbender, Daniel Craig's attractiveness, who is the most legit cowboy?, alien B-team blowing it, Hollywood eye distance, futuristic makeup and more! All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"It's not like it's fucking Candyman where you say 'Voldemort' three times into a mirror and he's gonna show up and ruin your sleepover" It's the end of the line for the students of Hogwarts! We break down the final installment in the Harry Potter film series and get ALLLLL INTO IT! We talk about Dragon abuse, Goblin deals, bullshit resurrections, pointing sticks at each other, hiding horcruxes properly, STAKES!, the comedic stylings of Voldemort, Neville's in-universe glow up, Neville's real life glow up, decent acting, Dumbledore being a dick, complicated bank access, silly names, Stone Soldiers, Hagrid the hostage, speaking slowly to emphasize the evil, secret brothers and much more! All that plus IMDB Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"I enjoyed the stakes, and I can't stress enough how much the cars murdering themselves in this really spoke to me". Disney/Pixar chose to do a Cars sequel before tons of other deserving movies in their catalogue, but MONEY...TALKS. Listen as we discuss the film and Bow's love of honey mustard "cheese" roll-ups, the rise of charcuterie, Spider-car, spy passwords, Fast & Furious comparisons, the beauty of the Italian race course, Larry the Cable Guy being shit, Formula 1 racing, what happens when cars die, how the cars procreate, lazy car puns, a literal bomb ass plan, redneck tow trucks, the lack of Bonnie Hunt car and vicious car murders. All that plus Parents Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!