At The Movies...10 Years Later

"I had no idea that was a Good-bot, and not a Dick-bot, because they weren't wearing jerseys" Recharge your energon and get fired up because it's a giant robot fighting movie that is an assault on your sense. Listen as we break down the amazing cast (and what they are doing there), Tyrese the liar, the future of the Transformers franchise, Shia The Beef, alternate takes on the moon landing, machine murder, the need for these things to be wearing jerseys, Ken Jeong, lazy Decepticons, Machine Gun Kelly, Robot branding, Patrick Dempsey and the point of going to the moon. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"Yes or no: Is Steve Rogers a virgin?" It's been a decade since the last solo MCU film before the Avengers, and the Star-Spangled Man With A Plan jumped into our lives, shield first. Listen as we break down the dogfight for Best Supporting Character, 40s fashion, accidental cyanide, Hugo Weaving's lack of romantic comedy roles and his prominent cheekbones, when (and IF) Steve Rogers lost his virginity, Peggy Carter's punching ability, how the "Show Pony" era of Captain America was important, Red Skull's rat tail, Steve fighting people who talk in movie theatres and little Steve Rogers. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards.  

"I cannot fully express my disappointment with almost every decision that was made" The road is Green Lantern is OVER! Revisiting fanboy heartbreak is the only way to celebrate 200 episodes of the decade-late movie show. Join us as we discuss EVERYTHING about Green Lantern, the emotional spectrum, Sinestro's backstory, popcorn seasoning, Hal Jordan's cowardice, what creeps do (sniff hair), conceiving a child at 10 years old, Hal Jordan's terrible disguise, the history of the Green Lantern movie's development, the Jack Black Green Lantern script, the casting, comparisons to Daredevil (2003), Ryan Reynolds live-tweeting the movie and Bradley Cooper's audition. All that plus Parents Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! Honestly, sincerely, thank you all for listening and supporting the show for however long you have been doing it. Didn't think we'd ever get to 200 episodes, but it means a lot. - Bow

"This thing has a spaceship made out of alternating, shapeshifting cubes. I don't think he needs to worry about Crest". Filmmaking kids run afoul of a super sensitive alien in J.J. Abrams "Spielbergian" coming of age monster flick "Super 8". Join us as we discuss the relationship between Abrams and Spielberg, J.J. Abrams' filmography, the Mission Impossible series, kid actions, bad acting and good acting, big families, "mint" slang, bossy friends, childhood passions, Charles in Charge, alien dental hygiene, Kyle Chandler's handsomeness and surviving a train derailment. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"All these people who had their preexisting hatreds now just do it in a post-apocalyptic world, and they hate each other even more because they have powers" The mutants are back, but not back to the future as it's the swinging 60s and we are jump-starting the convoluted timeline in cinema history. Join us as we talk about the X-Men brand (and the damage done to this point), Irish Magneto, Mystique's big main event push, Nicholas Hoult's glow up, X-Men Days of Future Past being the best, creepy Xavier, the X-Franchise, mutant powers we would want, Wolverine's awesomeness, January Jones being terrible, Kevin Bacon, the worst X-Men team you could have put together, Nazis being the worst and the "Free Willy Pact". All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"The lack of chunk nets handicapped this movie to a degree from which it could never recover from" Aliens have come to Earth to fuck around, and Aaron Eckhart is having absolutely none of it. Listen as we talk about about what we play for, Pert Plus, Aaron Eckhart's career, Saving Private Ryan, highly rated Madea episodes, military rankings, character nicknames, what the Coast Guard does, sacrificing yourself, Alien physiology, utilizing Jeff's military expertise, CHUNK NETS, Barry Pepper's sniping ability, frosty pints, and passing on 3D conversion. All that plus Fun Facts, Parent's Guide Challenger and Tenzie awards!

"Here's the thing, I realized halfway through that, that I was REALLY taking a strip off the guy, but I was committed, I couldn't turn around and go back to Winnipeg, I had to keep going" The wolfpack is back, and everyone came out in droves to see them. the sequel to the smash hit that made A-list stars out of most of it's cast, we dive into the seedy underbelly of Bangkok to see how another kick at the can turns out. Listen as we discuss CROSSFIRE!, ladyboys, upping the crassness, comedy sequels, drug dealing monkey's, tiny dicks, man crushes, Alan being the best, Alan being the worst, Phil being a handler, botched cameos and the best locations for Hangover movies. All that plus Fun Facts, Parents Guide Challenge and Tenzie awards!

"I came out of the movie being so pro mer-MAIDS, but not that mer-MAID. The main one kinda sucks" Aye mateys! Avast yer ears, we be talkin' Pirates 'round these parts, savvy? After the wet fart ending of the Pirates trilogy, they got (most of) the band back together for a tale of fountains of youth, mermaids and swashbuckling. Listen as we talk about that, Depp as Jack Sparrow, Penelope Cruz exposition, Pirate job interviews, mermaid names, Amanda Seyfried 2, ship controlling voodoo, zombies or mermaids, silly physics, Barbossa (the grungy dandy) and his skin, Pirates 1 being the ultimate summer movie, Pirates power rankings, Ian McShane's Blackbeard and Pirate Dave Navarro winning Best Supporting Character after one line. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"Much Dance '97 was a go-to, fuckin' JAM factory" We've never seen this thing, but apparently these movies were a slightly big deal with the kids. It's on the list, so we have to watch and review. Listen as we talk about "Take Part" taking over, dealing with siblings, old school internet, Grade 7 memories, Ma$e song titles, Dua Lipa, roller skating, red "soda" cups, The Foot, battles of the bands, Rachael Harris, best summer drinks, firing someone in your band in the middle of a concert, watching the movie Cats, morning gin, overuse of "bomb ass plan", whether or not Rodrick rules and magic shows. All that plus Fun Facts, Parents Guide challenge and Tenzie Awards!

"Do you think any of this happens if Thor is unattractive? What if Thor was a 4/10?" A year before the Avengers assembled, the MCU's third hero stepped up and sliced...like a hammer! Listen as we talk about reserved seating, Asgard fashion, Heimdall's job as a security guard, Loki's awkward overt heel turn, Thor being a huge asshole, how to avoid being tied down or suffocated to death, MCU debuts, the motivation of the Frost Giants, Thor and Jane's chemistry, open mouth kissing, Stan Lee as Odin, as alternate casting. All that plus Parents Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"Her husband was a good cop, and not she's with this piece of shit? She's got a little brain damage herself" Rev it up, it's time to revisit the GAME CHANGING installment in the Fast saga, it's Fast Five. Listen as we break down The Rock's intro to the series, the Fast fight contracts, Vin Diesel's career trajectory, decoy assassins, the complicated Fast timeline, Han being the absolute best, Tyrese being a liar who is bad at his job, The Rock's accent, The Rock's painted on shirt, childhood TV shows, Ludacris being a hacker now, the franchises shifting priorities and whether or not The Rock had a goatee. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzie awards and a trip to the IMDB Parent's Guide. (NEXT EPISODE: Thor)

"I don't what you to feel that even though we disagree about a lot of things with this movie, that we disagree when it comes to the dick hanging off of this thing's face" A podcast divided! One of us loved Rango, one of us hated it. It's a fun civil war episode of the show. Listen as we discuss who this movie is for? The gross character design, the smartest and best hawk in the world, terrariums, pipe cleaner, gopher cleavage, Antz vs. A Bugs Life, Beetlejuice, venus fly traps, Ned Beatty's devious villains and Stephen Roots boydom. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Fast Five)

"I am so disappointed in everyone who saw this in theatres". Spoilers people: This is the worst movie so far this year (and that's saying something!). We slog through this gross and sad "comedy" and try to decipher a bunch of stuff, namely who is this movie for? Why do the main characters dress like 5 year old children? Is it plastascene or plasterscene? What does "equal opportunity penises" mean? What is Alyssa Milano doing here? More questions to be asked, and Fun Facts, Tenzie awards! (AND a very special story from a listener about meeting Barry Pepper) (NEXT EPISODE: Rango)

"We haven't even talked about how this whole fucking thing is due to a new strain of corn!" Honestly, we talked a lot about Liam Neeson in this episode, from what the ideal Neeson gimmick is to...well... his famous junk. We also talk about Corn recipes, childhood fears of being snatched, Bow's childhood dream of being a botanist being crushed, the TV show Alias, spies with no charisma, lack of payphones in modern times, memorizing phone numbers, sister cities, the powerful corn lobby, children at adult galas, sexy memories and why people can't keep secrets. All that plus Fun Facts, Parents Guide Test and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Hall Pass)

"Just because you're so stupid doesn't mean you aren't also mean. Mean by default" We back and we in Sandland! We talk all about the Sandler/Aniston rom-com that for some reason features Nicole Kidman and Dave Matthews. Listen as we break down Sandler's career, Minka Kelly, Flashback Sandler, terrible liars and the lies they tell, proper shit-talking techniques (look outside the door!), mean-spirited dance contests, drowning distractions, Team Sandler, the coconut contest, and old people OWNING dance floors at weddings. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Unknown)

"This is the cinematic equivalent of dry humping. It needed to be AT LEAST 20% more ridiculous" A movie that neither of us had seen or heard of before, that was thankfully on Netflix, prime and ready for a sleepover. Listen as we discuss lame fedoras, the severe lack of lurking, Saved By The Bell the College years, magical box cutters, squinting vs. smoldering, house party bands, naming kittens, cowardly direction, Hallmark Christmas movies, John Cena, the "Soft-Ridiculous" movie genre, bed littering,  Billy Zane' scumbaggery and an IMDB Parents Guide addition.. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Just Go With It)

"That's what I'm saying, don't claw a bald patch in my head or whatever, if you're going to possess me, do some fucking damage. Text an ex-girlfriend. Send a dick pic to someone. Tweet something really bad. Lose my keys." Listen as we talk about atheism (briefly), barbecue chicken sandwiches (for much longer), McCain Deep N' Delicious cakes, Jordie Benn scoring goals, cinema genre cousins, doubters vs. skeptics, the average age of nuns theses days, Chilliwack convents, undertakers and morticians, Demon signs, who this movie is for, polite demons, Anthony Hopkins having his working boots on, Father Superior's bosses, and how to REALLY ruin our lives if you are a demon possessing us. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"It had it's moments, and stuff, and I guess I probably enjoyed those moments just as much as you did, but I just feel a lot more betrayed by what this movie was not". Join us as we get together and talk about period mix tapes, catching feelings, Lake Bell being an absolute delight, supporting characters stealing the movie, Edge and Lita's live sex celebration, ground rules for nude scenes, Ashton Kutcher's facial structure and specimen status, Armie Hammer, Drew Barrymore impressions and getting boxed out of a threesome. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Rite)

"Put a little Pepper on it!" The first superhero movie of the year, is great in a lot of ways, but bad in the biggest way in that it's main hero Britt Reid/The Green Hornet suuuuuucks. Join us as we discuss Jay Chou, mixing up Green Hornet and Green Lantern, James Franco's awesome cameo, Kato-vision, Bruce Lee, sexual harassment, adult diapers,, shades of green, how Barry Pepper could have fixed the movie, double guns, unique movie weapons, making out in cars, movies with similar premises and 3D conversion. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: No Strings Attached)

"This is exactly how an Americanized version of 'Love, Actually' would go. It's total shit" We are back to finish what we started. The lone leftover episode required for us to complete the entire set of 2010 Box Office number 1's is here, and it's garbage. Listen as we talk the immense star power, gay representation in sports, Julia Roberts' per word salary, the Taylors being useless, character names, Pretty Woman, Love Actually, filthy cheaters, treadmills, Topher Grace as Spider-Man, seeing teachers outside of school and much much more! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!