Here For The Wrong Reasons

BIP S7E9: Ed reveals his love for face painting. A conversation with Tia paints Blake in a poor light. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BIP S7E8: Blake and Pieper have RUINED the integrity of Bachelor in Paradise. Riley and Maurissa eat whipped cream off each other. Godfather Grocery Store Joe whips up a mob. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BIP 7 E6-7: Kenny is in a love square, but something doesn't square with Brendan and Pieper's story. Joe and Riley vote Chris and Alana off the island. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BIP 7 E2-3: Lance Bass serves up tongue and tripe. Brendan serves up a word salad to tell Demi he wants to see other people. Victoria P gets served for dating someone outside of Paradise. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BIP S7 E1: Kenny shows or naked... or does he? Grocery Store Joe has an existential crisis. Goddess Victoria cannot enchant a man. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Katie Finale: Aunt Lindsey roasts Blake, while Justin roasts in his extremely thick fleece. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Katie E9: Blake uses syrup in the bedroom. Katie breaks down in the bathroom. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Katie Men Tell All: Michael A leaves for his monkey boy. Connor the Cat makes out with a plant. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Katie E6-7: Connor the cat uses up one of his nine lives. Andrew gets nervous when paintings look too much like vaginas, then paints sushi that looks exactly like a vagina. Spoiler Alert: We kind of spoil the ending of Ethan Frome, though we can't remember what happened. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Katie E5: Katie and Blake have a literal roll in the hay. Greg has resting sad face. Shockingly, someone gets hurt playing a sport called Bachelor Bash Ball Battle. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kaite E4: Thomas might be here for the wrong reasons. Just like an eighth grade slumber party, the fellas play a game of Truth or Dare. The truth is that Thomas is probably here for the wrong reasons. Andrew and Tre engage in a point/counterpoint debate about how to approach the Thomas situation. Did we mention that Thomas might be here for the wrong reasons? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Katie E3: The guys act as a unit to send Karl packing. Hunter is a nice guy until you lie to him and then he's unfortunately the polar opposite of that. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Katie E2: The boys get dirty mud wrestling, and Mike comes clean about never doing the dirty. Aaron and Cody have the world's vaguest and most boring feud. Plus, a special investigation: is Katie really sex positive? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Katie E1: Katie is awkward, dare we say, "adorkable"? Cody has a blow up doll, and Jeff blows it with his RV. Kaitlyn and Tayshia make Ryan say "Chris HarriWHO?" Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt James Finale + ATFR: Rachael and Matt look uncomfortable at the final rose. We looked uncomfortable watching them. But Emmanuel Acho does a great job handling uncomfortable conversations. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Fantasy Suites: Matt and Michelle go Pennsylvania Dutch. Matt pitches a tent with Bri, then pitches a tent with Bri. Matt fell for Rachael after watching her fall. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt James Women Tell All: Matt James has a Wooly Willy beard, and a wooly willy in the hot tub. We learn that the producers cut many, many dates, and also, Heather? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt James Hometowns: Who wore the lavender sweater better, Michelle or Matt? Matt and Serena take shots of maple syrup and dip ham into maple syrup, just like Canadians do all day long. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt James E7: Like Sting, Matt and Serena are tantric, but like Harrison Ford, Abigail's getting frantic. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt James E6: We break down Harrison's offensive Extra interview, plus the latest episode of this increasingly unentertaining season. And we were not bowled over by this week's group date. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices