Here For The Wrong Reasons

Matt James E5: Matt has tough questions for Anna, Victoria, and MJ, but we answer the really important question: which American Girl doll is Kit? And which cartoon moms and dads are the most fuckable? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A special bonus mini-episode because our last episode sounded so shitty! We break down headlines about Matt James kissing with his eyes open, Andi Dorfmann saying she would pick Chris Soules, and the Clare/Dale drama! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt James E4: More ladies arrive, and our expectations for this season depart. Matt and Michelle have a sweet date in an otherwise almost joyless episode. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt James E3: Ashley I. reading Chris Harrison's erotica is exactly as sexy as you think it is. Matt James in turtle swimtrunks is much sexier than you think it would be. Ryan and Anna both put Katie OTL. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt James E2: It's a fight for Matt's heart as the bridezillas come out! Marylynn creates a toxic environment by getting a gift from Matt. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt James E1: Victoria may be the queen, but MJ takes the throne of Anna's heart. Katie brings a vibrator, but Abigail gives Matt good vibrations. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tayshia Fantasy Suites/Finale: Ivan and Tayshia break a world record. Tayshia breaks Ben's heart (again). Zac C and Tayshia ride off into the sunset in a cardboard cab. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tayshia Men Tell All + Quarantine Hometowns. Harrison returns after going to multiple keggers with his son. Zac C pretends he's from New York, but we all know he's from New Jersey. Ivan's dad risks his life to appear on this righteous endeavor. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tayshia E5: Bennett gives the same GD speech on emotional intelligence, again. Ben rips a piñata with his bare hands. Plus, Ryan announces the exciting What's the Box giveaway! And we all learn a little something about when the cold war ended. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tayshia E4: The Bachelorette has even more nudity, in both human and clay form! Plus, Ed is the LeFou to Bennett's Gaston. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tayshia E3: Ivan is awfully smooth, while the guys drink awful smoothies. Everyone is in their feels, but Ben feels left out. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tayshia E2: Bennett and Ed both fake injuries to get out of physical challenges, which means they are not "swole" (or maybe not? Anna and Ryan do not know what "swole" means). Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tayshia E1: The Bachelorette gets a reboot with a new and better lead. Tayshia stuns the guys, but Brendan stuns in his turtleneck. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clare E4: Harrison tells Clare "Don't Fuck with Me!" Kenny can't manage his frustration. Clare and Dale get engaged, which totally makes sense after five days of knowing each other. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clare E3: We finally get the Yosef confrontation they've been teasing for three weeks. It goes down exactly like it did in 100 promos. Some of the guys get roses and go on dates, but let's be honest, only Dale matters. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clare S2: The guys learn the love languages, and it turns out Clare's love language is not awkward pauses. A controversial strip dodgeball game reveals double standards in American gender roles, prompting the guys to have a serious, nuanced discussion about the nature of the male gaze. Just kidding! They sit around naked and rub their asses on the couch. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clare E1: After months of delays (for Clare and the audience), we finally get a new season! We see several Zacks, several Tylers, a Jason, and a Chasen all chasin Clare's heart. Plus, Ryan and Anna each have their own mike! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason Season Finale! Jason dumps Molly, and collapses on the balcony in agony unrivaled in human history. Ten minutes later, he gives Melissa the happiest moment of her life. Then he takes it away.... Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason E7: The whole gang heads to New Zealand, but Molly has brought her baggage about her family along. Even for an episode of The Bachelor, there are so many love puns. Anna reveals the authors on her list. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason E6: Jillian saw a lake monster, and Melissa's parents are monsters. Molly's mom makes everyone wear crazy hats, and Naomi's mom brings the crazy. Naomi is an Indigo Kid, and Anna is a Star Seed. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices