Boonta Vista Socialist Club

Keep on looking out for payphones, they're everywhere.

In the free feed for the first time: it's the sleepy time spin-off podcast for when you want something to drift off to. The Campfire Ben Phase is rambling story or similar told by fireside somewhere in beautiful Southeast Queensland. This one is about George and sandwiches and happiness. I used my proper mic this time and it didn't really pick up any of the fire noises, so I'll probably go back to just using my phone next time. *** Outro: Tranquility - Bobby Hutcherson

The terrifying bean crimes of England only seem to be multiplying, plus: A new robot finds itself at the centre of With A lead Pipe, and we open up our world famous mailbag.

One missing fish is a tragedy, one million missing fish is a statistic. This is the exact sort of bonus content that can be yours for an extra hour a week at the low, low price of roughly a big sandwich a month at http://patreon.com/BoontaVista

See a payphone (they should call them FREEphones now, because they're free)? Give us a call on 1800 317 515 and tell us all about your day. Hope you're having a good one.

Radio broadcaster, game show host and podcaster Michael Hing joins us to talk about: Making your spooky haunted house just very slightly too spooky, attempting to outcop the cops, and how many snakes is the normal amount to have in your home. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The Gobbledok is a kind of furry cenobite who delights in taking away the one thing you desire most: some chips. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew, Lucy and Ben introduce everyone's future favourite segment 'With A Lead Pipe,' plus: the battle betwixt bird and drone in the skies of Canberra, and the boundless joy of free prawn crackers. ** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's another episode of Ben and Theo's spin-off podcast, the Theo Philes. Learn about a plan to empty out the Mediterranean Sea and the US military's 25-year remote viewing program at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben select from all the news of the world to bring you: massive chicken litigation, troubling English bean crime, ancient artefacts inside an alligator, building cities out of astronaut blood, and Dutch cops not at all getting their man. *** Outro: Mars Will Never Be Free Until the Sands Run Red With Earther Blood - Barge With An Antenna On It

I'm not saying that having a giraffe would solve all of my problems but I am saying that it couldn't hurt. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's Andrew's birthday today so he's off doing whatever an Andrew does. In his absence, Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: a very Italian crime, a very barefoot Italian, a series of ironic covid deaths, and a perfectly preserved butthole. ** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben journey into the astral realm to explore: taking raw chicken with you on a domestic flight, warring pet psychics, and mysterious rhinoceros heads. ** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We're all learning something new, every day. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew, Lucy and Theo are joined by returning handsome guest, the one and only musical comedy genius Tom Cardy! Tom's here to talk music, mysterious goo, bone-crushing rollercoasters, expensive scam straws and more. You can stream Tom's new album Artificial Intelligence in all the usual places, but you should buy it on Bandcamp instead! https://tomcardy.bandcamp.com/album/artificial-intelligence Follow Tom on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW7AGm8JSBEEew61dJIgl_A

For some fucked up reason Americans don't use the handbrake all the time when parking. Go figure. Plus: Great American Hall of Name: Cornhole Edition, The Shipping Report, and a double dose of Nature Corner.

This week it's a lengthy look at an extremely depressing sex diary and a brief glance at the saddest, horniest genre of Daily Mail headline. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Americans love climbing into zoo enclosures almost as much as they love being drunk at the zoo. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

In their special spin-off for learning stuff, Theo and Ben get into the limits of human perception, and the hidden communities of people with bad taste in just about everything. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The Shipping Report... the segment any other podcast would be too cowardly to have because it's not particularly interesting or funny. If you somehow still like this, get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista