Boonta Vista Socialist Club

What's the ideal leaf situation for the Island of the Nude People? Get the rest of this thrilling Theo Philes episode at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A malevolent square haunting Texas, punching a bear to save your dog, the world's most expensive cow, a delinquent deputy mayor in Finland, and the Clipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by Jasamine White-Gluz of No Joy to discuss: The fallout from Greeley's Xtreme Bulls event, unwanted custody of too many fish, going undercover to secure the drip, and worms harnessing the air power of bees. *** Follow Jasamine on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/nojoy Get the 10th anniversary reissue of Wait To Pleasure right here: https://shop.mexicansummer.com/release/375787-no-joy-wait-to-pleasure-10th-anniversary-edition Listen online here: https://nojoy.bandcamp.com/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: A wet Jeep, the stinkiest Nazi rubber in Texas, airholing the Kennebec River, angry cows, Swiss diaper trouble, and a dispatch from a big dinner. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Recorded live on the internet, it's episode 300, the roughly 600th episode! It's a bit longer than a normal episode and a bit sillier than a normal episode. It features: The search for a single turd producer, two American gun mishaps, a series of dildo burglaries, and a Great American Hall of Name. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The magical world of Diddl and his large racist family, a variety of livestock ailments, and a stinky little groundhog. *** *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We're changing our release schedule around a little so to make sure you don't have to wait three whole extra days for the next episode we're throwing you a bonus episode as a freebie. Enjoy! *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Cornwall's most competitive worm-summoning meet-up and a Texas community terrorised by the turkeys they once considered friends. *** Get an extra episode every week with one simple trick: signing up to our Patreon at Patreon.com/BoontaVista

Behind this paywall this week we offer Australia's most extensive coverage of Cornwall's biggest worm charming event of the year. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a schooner a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista.

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A slow joyride to the airport, the free episode debut of Headline News, a rabbit terrorising Iowa, another cop toilet gun mishap, and New Mexico's looming hot air balloon disaster. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

One weird trick that makes crime legal in Ohio. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for about the price of a schooner a week at patreon.com/BoontaVista.

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A railroad-themed Great American Hall of Name, plus a fair and balanced investigation into the benefits and drawbacks of recreationally abusing the things on your spice rack. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

As a little Mothers Day treat from us to you, we've unlocked an episode from behind our famous Iron Paywall. Consider subscribing maybe? *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A sexy mishap in the German woods, a farewell to the Forceful tug, monkeys loose in Lancaster, an award-winning burger, an eclectic burglary, and a very short-lived scam. *** Get the rest of our bonus episodes by signing up at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: The three visitations of an invited bear, the dangers of the buffet on deck 16, how to make a battery disappear, the most disappointing ant in the colony, and turkey mistakes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

A German bondage fan falls into strife in the woods. Get the rest of this bonus episode and some 300 other bonus episodes for the price of a cup of coffee a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: The medium-sized theft of a tiny house, an absence of Nazi gold in a Dutch village, stolen valour at an ultra marathon, and how not to illegally buy your boxes of body parts. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

I apologise if you've already listened through the one where the audio was fucked but here it is fixed. If you haven't: ignore this message. Thank you. Love you. *** Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: 2 million hammers with one tiny flaw, a roadside zoo funded by local government corruption, a very unlikely train-adjacent tragedy, and history's most effortless prison escape. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The death of the Maine Lobster Festival Sea Goddess, an expanding hole in Iowa, a check-in on the Live fandom, and Dutch bike helmet controversy. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

As a little thank you for your hard work during the crucial month of Plapril, we thought we'd chuck you a little freebie. Enjoy your taste of what life is like behind the paywall. *** Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A mysterious sea beast in a New Orleans park, hot dog chaos in Philadelphia, an ice disk of hitherto unseen proportion, and the monarch of a short-haul flight. *** Get the rest of our bonus episodes by signing up at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A warm, chemically distinct liquid gushing from the seafloor, a Dutch balloonist with no conscience, and a secondhand report on a cruise ship mishap. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Join us behind the paywall as we discuss incredible voyages beyond the veil of death. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a beer a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista