Adventurific

Here's a fun riddle, what happens when the greatest threat to the galaxy breaks into your home, kills everyone that you care about, and takes everything you built and reduces it to a bloody pulp? Trick Question! If you are the Adventurific Radio Hour, then the only correct answer is to obviously get Kenntucky's childhood hero to a rinky dink space diner and find a way to mend some fences with his sworn nemesis, then find a way to undo all the damage they've caused to the once peaceful Absolom Station; It's pretty simple when you really think about it! So grab that strange puck in the urinal and order a side of fries, because this week on Adventurific, we are not going to yell, just use the "I feel" statements!

They say that all of the choices we make lead to consequences. Big or small, everything we do creates a ripple effect that can either bring great fortune or destroy everything you’ve built and kill all of those closest to you. So, good news for the Adventurific Radio Hour, because we have a terrified Mucktup and a live flamethrower ready to push that metaphysical domino and deal with whatever chaos it will surely cause! Can Muck keep the NBC together despite it LITERALLY becoming an undead bloodbath or will he FIGURATIVLY lose his mind and bring Slasher and the whole station down with him? It’s safe to say that things may have finally gotten too out of control, even for our intrepid “heroes”! So, strap on your brain buckets and crawl into your favorite vent, because this week on Adventurific, everything is going to hell in a hand basket!

It takes a lot in order to be a good leader. It takes guts, brains and most of all; heart. Miles and miles of heart. Luckily for the Adventurific Radio Hour, Muck and Slasher have boxes and boxes of hearts and brains and three standing freezers full of various critter guts! Join us this week as the most visceral members of the NBC group look into Mucktup’s mysterious experiments, what’s possible when given the power of creation, but still want a chill place to grab a cuppa, and how the newest members of The Guardians are holding up against the most intense training course ever devised! So brew a fresh pot and bring the good mop because this week on Adventurific, it sure to be the most body-horrific episode yet!

Have you ever been driving home and you REALLY have to go to the bathroom, but there’s traffic and it’s SUPER slow? Then, there’s construction in your neighborhood and you have to take the long way around, and when you finally get home, you realize you forgot your house keys at work? Well, today’s episode of Adventurific is a lot like that! Just as the intrepid crew of Nostrovia arrives back to Absolom Station, they find an angry mob waiting for them! It appears that in their absence, another mysterious cult has appeared from the dark corners of the station and began slaughtering helpless citizens! Now, it’s up to the Squad to restore order the streets, rally the downtrodden masses and hopefully, bring peace back to the once “quiet” station! So grab your badge, and put on some “Spommando”, because this week, it’s all about martial law on Adventurific!

Okay, here’s the deal; The Squad has survived a giant lake leech, an entire dinner party’s worth of zombies and intense questioning from one of the deadliest armed forces in the galaxy! The hard part is over! So now it’s just a simple two day trip back to Absolom Station…with each other…and they are almost out of booze… Ibra help us. Follow along this week as the valiant crew of the Nostrovia is forced to spend 48 grueling hours together as they make their way back home! No monsters, no intergalactic threats, just a few “friends” killing time with fun time-killing activities like a lesson in Kenntucky’s Old Fashioned Bait n’ Switch, making toilet gin, and finding out what CLANK is hiding in her boots! Plus a secret is revealed about Duke that is so intense, it’ll shake this group to its core, and no one will be the same after! So grab your painkillers and make sure that they are all still in there, because this week, Adventurific is totally not a pyramid scheme!

To Baby Clara, These are words from the past, but they may help you in the future, especially as you grow stronger and wiser. They are words from your family, your REAL family, and while they may not seem like much at first they were and, always will be, there for you… Except Mucktup...on account of the pretzel thing. Please never forget us. Nostrovia

While most of us usually spend our free time relaxing on foreign beaches, starting a family, or rubbing shoulders with Hollywood elites, the brave crew of the Nostrovia has been preparing for the greatest mystery of all…SCIENCE! Join us this week as the mysterious Jumpers attempt to unravel the exceedingly complex life of the sweet baby Clara by tossing the laws of nature and due diligent aside and making Duke the unwilling participant in some mind bending experiments and what they might soon discover about Clara’s lineage may send shock waves throughout the galaxy and set the stage for an adventure no one will soon forget. Also, CLANK, Muck, Slasher and Kenntucky learn a lesson on why not to drink Jim Bean mixed with Dish Soap… didn’t think it really needed to be said but here we are. So, warm up those stethoscopes and don’t stop taking notes because this week, Aventurific is back from Spring Break and we love SCIENCE!

It's time once again (?) for the continuing adventures of Captain Spaceship! Put on your Jumper jumpers, don your officially licensed "Alliance of Sentient Space Exploring Scientists" safety goggles, and ready your "Shooting Star" decoder pin as we blast off to adventure! We find our hero hurtling off into the great unknown recesses of the Garter Belt. Having been ambushed shortly after completing his mission to unstick the planet of Trafalmadore from it's famously adhesive timelines. Now, the Galaxy's Greatest Guardian finds himself alone and in an unprecedented pickle- How will he fix his beloved Shooting Star? Don't touch that radio dial Adventurnauts!

No matter how long you’ve known someone, travelled light years across the stars with them, been through hell and back with them by your side, even your closest friends and family may have some skeletons hidden deep within in their closets, and we here at the Adventurific Radio Hour totally f@#%ing love secret skellingtons! After completely obliterating a mansion full of stuck up assholes, the mansion itself and a guy who had the hots for our Science Officer/CFO, it’s time for Crew of the Nostrovia to chill out, sober up, and enjoy the sweet fruits of their labor! However, when a covert Space Militia knocks on Nos’s back door and reveals that one of his passengers hasn’t been entirely truthful about their motivations, the unsettling news threatens to dismantle the fragile hierarchy the Crew have built for themselves and send the ship into sheer chaos! All that and an important meet and greet with Mucktup’s new friends, which certainly isn’t going to be any sorts of awkward! So splash some cold water on your fa

We’ve had a lot of fun last week experimenting with the vast rainbow of space cocaine, but like most out of control yayo fiestas, it’s time for the spickens to come home to roost, or in our case, an outrageous matter-bending space ostrich coming home to bring a vengeful ex-conspirator back for some well deserved retribution! We are in the deep red this week on the Adventurific Radio Hour as C.L.A.N.K. struggles to keep all of Duke’s blood in the inside of Duke and fight off the advances of an old flame, Muck struggles to keep Nostrovia in the air and keep heat on the ground, Kenntucky struggles to break free of the shackles that are currently keeping him safe in the MedBay, and Slasher struggles to keep her streak of suspicious silence going! I don’t want to ruin any of the suspense but I should warn you, by the end of this episode, an employee of the NBC will not be making it back! So, grab your favorite nondescript vile of stimulants, and inject that silly bastard between your toes, because we are all hands

I want to be serious for a moment. We joke around a lot, but in this episode of the Adventurific Radio Hour we tackle a very serious problem that some may find disturbing or unpleasant; the fact that Mucktup may actually be the most qualified person to captain the good ship Nostrovia! I know it sounds insane, but with C.L.A.N.K., Duke, and the rebellious staff of the Cardigan Club fighting off wave after wave of the undead, Slasher continuing her vow of silence, and Kenntucky failing to resist the urge to fall back into the arms of sweet lady Space Cocaine, it’ll be up to everyone’s favorite franken-rodent to stop the onslaught of tentacle controlled freaks and get everyone off the planet alive and as hard as Muck may try, saving everyone may not be as easy as Captain Spaceship made it out to be! So, set out some premium cat food and aim for the head, because this week on Adventurific, we break rule number one and get high off our own supply!

What you are about to listen to is real. The unwilling participants are not actors. They are the actual martyrs who have already either been wrapped up in some ridiculous assassination attempt or been forced to appear in a Kangaroo Kourt with two very biased sides. Both parties in the suit have “agreed” to appear before our fair but completely unqualified judge and have their beefs settled here, in our forum: The Adventurific Radio Hour… Court. Come along this week as Duke and CLANK make a mockery of the justice system, Muck goes to his safe place, and Kenntucky takes a stab at firing a bigger gun than he’s use to, and Slasher is suspiciously quiet…wonder what she’s up to? So grab yourself a big tall glass of Premium Catfood and lower the BAR considerably because this week on Adventurific, we are taking the phrase “Contempt of Court” to a whole new level!

It’s never a good sign when your ex-mating partner vomits up 31,883 incubated eggs onto your ArboCo Double Sided Glorbing Pad and half of them are missing your visually distinctive skull horn, but totally have your best friend Gintax’s lower thorax breathing maw, and it gets even more embarrassing when you are required to re-breed them with no say from the ArboCo Population and Fecundity Control Module! Anywho, forget all those obvious signs of your infertility, because it’s time again for another thrilling episode of the Adventurific Radio Hour! This week, per usual, things take a turbulent turn when Duke and CLANK find themselves on the opposite side of the judiciary bench, Slasher does a great job, but gets way too cocky, Mucktup discovers what lies beneath the depths of the lake, and Kenntucky ignores all semblance of common sense and explores the mysterious hatch all by his lonesome! What will become of our “heroes” now that we have almost completely separated the entire party, and most importantly, who

Now that all that holiday nonsense has been wrapped up, its now time to head back into the cosmos and catch up with the intrepid morons of the great ship Nostrovia! After narrowly surviving a brutal interrogation with Herringbone, Duke and CLANK proceed in the next step to eliminate the rest of the Silver Spooners, who by the way, are all conveniently tied up in the basement! And on the other side of the map, Slasher, Muck and Kenntucky continue their own brand of bloodshed in the Great Hunt but in order to maintain their top position on the leader board, they will have to contend with something big lurking beneath the waves of a mysterious lake in the middle of the battlefield! It’s an episode filled with moral dilemmas, questionable life choices, and the worst lasso job this side of the Quatraian Galaxy, so grab the rope and leave your conscience at the door, this week Adventurific is slipping into the “gray area”!

Okay, listen. If you're naughty around Santa Claus, all it usually gets you is a chunk of reliable fuel and a barometer on how far you can push your luck next year. But when the Krampus is involved… your ass is getting beat. Hard. Come along with us on our Christmas finale as the Gang from Moody River steps up to the greatest threat to Holiday Cheer and go toe to toe with the Holiday Devil itself! Will they survive the night and bring the cheer back to their small town or is all they’re getting this year is a one way trip to a popper’s grave?! Check your privilege and prepare to be dazzled, because this week on Adventurific, we are rolling strong and plucking those heart strings!

It all started as a simple day off of school; grab some sleep, play outside, check out the angry mob at the mall, but things quickly took a turn for the festively obscure when an elf from a magical protection agency arrives and calls upon Moody River’s favorite gang of miscreants to put aside their childish winter games and fight for the future of Christmas itself! The Gang has been recruited to look tough and stand guard during a local skinflint’s personal Christmas Carol, but while everything seems to be going according to old Charlie’s classic tale, things will soon take a turn for the violent and only get more deadly from there! However, even equipped with the greatest tech this side of the North Pole, not everyone involved will walk away from this yuletide adventure with their Holly Jolly Spirit intact! So grab a fresh steaming cup of Hot Choco and take a big ol’ sip way too soon because this week Adventurific is taking the cheap shot and totally not rolling a one!

Gather up the children and put those stupid 90’s babies to bed because its Christmas time once again and we’ve got no time for anyone too young to remember "Trancers"! Heavy snow has completely blanketed the small town of Moody River, MN and our local group of rambunctious ne’er do wells have the whole day off of school to get up to some small town holiday hijinks. But when a greedy businessman threatens to scrooge up their good time, the Gang must figure out a way to spread some Christmas cheer and save the greatest day of their young lives! However, as you might know, Moody River always has some strange secrets hidden in the shadows and what will soon unfold for these kids will take everything they know about Christmas and turn it on it’s over commercialized head! So grab your piss filled snowball and shake to develop because tis the season and Adventurific is going all White Elephant on this Yuletide bitch!

While the Forest continues to run red with the blood of the Skittermanders, back at the Mansion things aren’t fairing much better! C.L.A.N.K. and Duke (and C.L.A.N.K.’s arm candy Mike) have already started systematically removing guests from this plane of existence, but when their eagerness for butchery leads to a full blown in-house investigation, it’s up to Duke to step up, hide the true killer’s identity, and conclude their goal of taking home the homicidal gold! It’s going to be one hell of an investigation, especially when there is a much more qualified detective and he’s already sniffing something fishy when it comes to this whole mess! So grab your sunglasses and get your one liners ready because this week, Adventurific tries to get away with murder!

The fight is heating up over at the hunt and that’s totally NOT a stupid Solarian pun! Join us this week as Slasher, Mucktup, and Kenntucky continue the slaughter with hopes of coming out on top as the greatest hunters out of all these rich assholes! However, things are about to take a strange turn as Platinum Squad make their way to the forest, and come to find that what lies in the trees may be more ruthless than any one of our heroes could have ever imagined! Will they survive the mysterious onslaught in the forest or has their time at the top of the leaderboard come to a bloody end?! Things are about to go critical; so grab your Star Knife and prepare for total domination, this week on Adventurific!

Think back to a time of being a young arthropod in a strange new Learning Annex and it’s time to be paired up with your fellow knowledge collectors for the annual Re-Culling Ceremony, and by the grace of Ibra, you get paired with your secret crush! It’s a magical moment; a chance to bond, a chance to grow closer, and maybe, if the stars align, you’ll be chosen to house her eggs inside your exoskeleton before they birth violently from your head! This week’s episode of the Adventurific Radio Hour is a lot like that, only with CLANK, the Ice Queen, wrapped into a strange game of Hide and Seek with a fellow bodyguard who is just not getting the message! Meanwhile, Duke continues to attempt to rally the Ysoki servants into a revolution, but being Duke, he seems to be having less luck than CLANK’s bodyguard friend! Will CLANK and Duke manage to put their trivial personal feelings aside and accomplish their respective goals or is this entire mission dead in the water? Remember to lead with the tongue and twist the c