Adventurific

The Holidays are over and the Adventurific Radio Hour is back to jump on a train that left the station months ago! Mucktup, Slasher and Kenntucky have dropped into a hostile and unknown battleground, surrounded at all sides by a group of bloodthirsty silver-spooners and the only things they have to stay alive is their resourcefulness, their survival skills, and the entire power of the cosmos in the body of a space-cocaine addicted holy-man! I’m sure he’ll keep it under wraps…well… as long as everyone does their part, they are sure to return to the party as the Battle Royale champions, but listener beware, there are more than just old men to worry about hidden in the brush. So grab your V-Bucks and don’t forget to dance, because the Adventurific Radio Hour has returned and back home, we got a little saying, “We’re from Absolom Station and we say, “Kill ‘em all!””

What was once a simple small town carnival to celebrate the coming of a bountiful harvest and the Halloween season, has quickly revealed itself to be something much more sinister. As the flames from the cult grow higher out in the corn field, the rest of the kids turn their attention to the Old DeRoock Farmhouse at the top of the hill. What horrifying secrets will be revealed from inside that ominous place and what hell awaits the Gang once they step back outside? Will these kids be able to overcome the evil they face, or will their souls be forever join those trapped in our realm? Creep along with the ghouls and ghosts of Adventurific, this week as we wrap up our Halloween Special with a finale no one in Moody River will ever forget!

A crisp breeze, the colors changing all around you, that small whisper in your ear signaling the demons hidden from sight that will soon stalk the earth, it must be time for small town of Moody River to once again celebrate the coming of All Hallow’s Eve! Come along this week as our local group of valiant youths head to The Halloween Harvest, the annual festival to celebrate the autumn season and all things bountiful! It’s sure to be a chilling good time, but with like most things in this small Minnesota town, untold horrors and perplexing mysteries are lingering over the entire Festival. What awaits the kids as they venture forth into the grounds, and is it an omen to something far worse? Grab some corn and say your prayers, because this week, Adventurific can’t save you from what goes bump in the night!

An early morning radio show (MRRM) was one of the first systems to come back once the electric interference was over. A local man was appearing on the show for some sort of poetry segment (THOMAS DEROOCK), but after searching the database, we have no record of this man existing. The host (DANIEL LADDER) seemed to recognize him, but Mr. Ladder has not been questioned yet on account that he hasn’t been seen since. Our old friend, Teddy Bordeaux, was also at that station that morning, but when asked about the incident, he proceeded to pull the officers pants down and call him a “Biscuit-Head” before running into traffic. Probably going to let this case go…

On the early morning of Oct. 21st, there were reports of strange electric interference all over town. Traffic lights, car engines, kitchen appliances, pace makers, and all sorts of random items started malfunctioning, It only lasted a few minutes. The strange thing was the power grid wasn't effected, it didn't fail or surge, only the items themselves had issues. We will continue to investigate.

After a perpetually updating Windows 10 destroyed what was to be considered the greatest Starfinder Podcast in human history, the Adventurific Radio Hour returns this week in all its [COMPLIMENT_SYN_MISSING] glory! The Squad has successfully mingled with all the snobs, silver spooners, and trust fund babies of the Cardigan Club. The time has come for them to formulate a plan to actually kill the old bastards, but with The Hunt quickly approaching, it may require multiple tactics to get the job done successfully. While one plan requires [PLAYER_NAME_NOTFOUND] to do what they do best, the other will ask [PLAYER_NAME_NOTFOUND] to sell out harder than anyone has ever sold out before! So grab your [INCORRECT_OBJECT] and make the [NO_JOKE_LOADED] because this week, it’s [EVENT_TRIGGER_FAILED] and it’s only going down from [PODCAST_DESCRIPTION_FAILED]

Pull up your rare, endangered Zeruka fur lined Chaise lounge and have one of those dirty servants open the finest bottle of Whis-kay because it’s time for a brand new episode of the Adventurific Radio Hour! The Squad have just returned from one of the most dangerous missions of their lives, and have received an even MORE dangerous mission; parenthood! Also, they’ve been asked to kill the head of a rival weapons company, but hey, what else is new? Now everyone is getting into costume and going undercover at the swankiest party in the galaxy in order to learn as much as they can about their target. One of the things they find, and must do to not blow their cover, may involve acts not everyone in the group are totally comfortable with! Let’s just say SOMEONE should have picked a better disguise than “Nanny”. It may not always be the most appropriate show in town, but it’s always a class act, this week on Adventurific!

They say that the birth of a child is one of the most magical moments to experience, but APPARENTLY somebody forgot to tell that to the intrepid squad of the Nostrovia because CLANK’s brand new bundle of cosmic joy has everyone at odds! Join us this week as CLANK and Muck figure out the best way to fire an infant out of an airlock, Kenntucky tries to spin an orphan into positive press, and the rest of the crew just struggle to make sense out of all this! It’s enough maternal chaos and parental bickering to fill an entire season of “Dr. Xzsuda’s Genealogy Judgement Court and Slaughterdome”, but without all that hugging bullshit! Grab a bottle and fill it with whiskey, this week on Adventurific!

Most doctors study for years and train for decades to master the craft of invasive surgery, mostly because it takes careful consideration and a delicate hand to remove the most problematic invaders without harming the host. Here at Adventurific, we say “That’s all a bunch of bullshit”, so we just build a chainsaw wielding mech and hack at the sonuvabitch until it all gets figured out. Join us this week as our expertly trained surgical team of Slasher and Mucktup continue the delicate process of removing the gelatinous parasite from the whale, and because none of this is ever as simple as it could be, the rest of the team braces itself for whatever deadly creature it will soon become. Do they have the skills necessary to properly expel the beast from the poor Space Whale or will the Squad become the next unwilling hosts to this extraterrestrial bacterium? Whatever the case, just take two on a full stomach and call us in the morning, because this week, Adventurific is just what the doctor ordered! (WARNING: Do

When a massive space whale that has the uncanny ability to swallow cities whole develops a strange blockage in its lower intestine, most people would put the beast down or just be digested, on account of being eaten. However, the intrepid crew of the Nostrovia is not most people, they’re way worse! Follow along this week as the Squad gets to work on the plan to remove the mysterious blockage in the Space Whale’s intestine using nothing more than their wits, their charisma, and a few lucky rolls! Will they be able to craft the tools necessary to save this monumental creature or is the Whale going downhill fast and taking our Squad with it? Find out this week on Adventurific, remember, we have the tools and we have the talent! Well…maybe not that much talent and we are down a man…so… just forget I said anything.

After last week’s slight detour to Duke’s past, we return to the belly of the beast to check in with the rest of the Squad to see how their unfathomable intestinal odyssey is coming along. Here’s a hint; poorly. Follow us this week as these gastric stowaways band together to discover what ails the giant space whale and become closer friends as a result...then listen to Duke mope and pout, like a bitch. It’s very unlike him, but once you start digging through a whale’s Intestines, all rules are off. Grab that flamethrower and pop open a cold one, cause this week, Adventurific is blasting straight through the jejunum! Editor's Note: There were technically difficulties with Erik's microphone that were not discovered until after recording...which is especially ironic considering this week's feedback. Welp. What can you do?

A broken candy machine, a faceless body, a dame with a secret; all these things can cause any man more than a lifetime of problems, but for the one and only Duke Wellington, it’s just another day at the office. Join us this week as we dive into a past case of the galaxy’s horniest detective as he deals with an almost too eager partner, a dancer with loose lips and a couple of shady bruisers looking to take a few chunks out of The Duke’s hide. And all of this over a few spilled gumballs, who would have guessed? Pour yourself a stiff one and change that filter to black and white, because this week, Adventurific is getting film noir all over your asses!

Great, just great. All the Squad wanted to do was have a fun day out at the race track, maybe have some laughs, drink some drinks, win a trophy, but no, something as ridiculous and cataclysmic as a flying space whale would show up and devour literally everything and put an end to such a nice vacation. To make matters worse, SOMEBODY (i.e. Kenntucky) has had the grand old idea to fly back INTO the whale! Mutiny? Mutiny. What insane hell will they find inside the belly of the beast? Is there anyone even left alive to be saved? Who knows, but it’s probably going to be something really gross and totally not plot crucial…just saying. Grab the Pepto and toss back some antacids because this week, Adventurific has got just the cure for those rumblie tumblies!

After all that hype, all that effort, all the blood, sweat, and tears that the Squad put into preparing for Big Mama’s race...Duke had to go and shit the bed. Now he and Mucktup are rocketing towards certain death at the hands (or more specifically, the gnashing teeth) of a mysterious, monstrous, and most certainly hungry screaming mouth in the sky! Will Kenntucky and Nostrovia be able to reach them in time? Do the rest of our heroes even know what horrors await them over the horizon? The checkered flag has been waved, but there are no winners, this week on Adventurific!

With the men and women of Adventurific taking a week to recharge, celebrate the sanctity of marriage, and, in Erik’s case, escape Alcatraz, our typical Starfinder adventure will have to wait. However, we ‘d hate to leave the listeners hanging, so we proudly present the next episode in D.M. Dom’s Birthday D&D Adventure Extravaganza! Follow along this week as the Group meets an old friend from the past, discovers what the mysterious runes around their necks actually do, and watch Mad Jack spew out more than just hurtful words! It’s a rip-roaring, fantasy hoopla, but with more blood… or maybe less, we don’t know how YOU play D&D…you monster.

Fuel up those trans-dimensional light skippers and crack open an ice cold twelver because on this week’s Adventurific Radio Hour, it’s Race Day! Yes, we’ve finally made it to the opening ceremony and Duke is ABSOLUTELY ready to lay his life on the line and go mono-e-mono with some of the top pilots in the galaxy! Will the Duke successfully out duke the competition and become the newest champion of Big Mama Planet, or will his name be forever etched on the Wall of Fallen Racers? It’s pedal to the metal with a new brand episode that stays in the red, this week on Adventurific!

We are on the final stretch before Big Mamma’s Big Race day, so what does the Squad spend their precious time doing? Tuning up their machine for maximum performance? Learning the course to get the edge on the competition? DRINKING WATER? Screw all that, this is Adventurific we are talking about here, so of course, there’s an ungodly amount of underhanded backstabbing, treacherous sabotage, and lies upon lies upon lies! Nobody is safe from all this trickery, not even themselves! So, so, so, so listen up, 'cause you can't say nothin', you’ll download our show with a push of your button. Oh my god, its a mirage! I'm tellin' all y'all, it's The Adventurific Radio Hour…Sorry, I’ll stop now…

After last week’s special D&Diversion, we return to the stars to check in on the galaxy’s greatest group of liars. The Squad had just made the startling realization that the woman responsible for the job that brought them all together, had survived the attack on The Bar and the resulting explosion that destroyed it. I’m sure she will have plenty of answers to all the questions...if these idiots will stop bickering with each other long enough to ask them. It’s a roller-coaster of misinformation and tangents, this week on the Adventurific Radio Hour!

What happens when Josh forgets to give Nick an episode description? Who knows what future punishments are in store! This week we roll initiative, find out how fast a five foot tall, two hundred pound, flobweeb farmer can run, and try to figure out more of the Oracle's game.  Will the DM shaft our heroes, or will his dice rolls come up short? That's a 50dkp minus, this week on Adventurific!

Let’s take a step back to Adventurific’s humble beginnings and celebrate the birth of our magical Dungeon Master Dom with another high flying, gut punching, no holds bared Dungeons and Dragons play-through! Things are a bit different this time, with Dom finally stepping into the role of player and that jerk ass Nick taking over as the ruler of all things game. Will Nick murder us all as some sort of sick revenge fantasy, or will this newest set of heroes go further than any before?! It’s going to be bananas, but not too much monkey business, this week on Adventurific!