Double Deuce Podcast

Our sobriety continues to fuck up our ability to run our equipment, so shitty sound again this week. Sorry again. The notes, though: Will Puts in His Closer in the First Inning! Be Careful When You’re This Excited and There’s Tables! DRAGONS! Stephen Fry’s Got Hungry Eyes! Dirty, Experienced Cop Dragon! Is Rob Schulte a Dragon, a Half-Dragon, the Bottom Half? #IsRobSchulteADragon? Jowly Waits! The Princess Bride Grandpa is Retired Columbo, This is My Headcanon! Go see Massholes & Shitty Deal Puppet Theatre at Goodnight Lawrence at Maceli’s Friday August 9th at 8pm! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Cour

We were too sober when we recorded this and it fucked us up, so the sound is shitty this week. Sorry about that. Here’s what the notes say: Boz Scaggs in the Silence! Top 5 Best Reasons to Pass Out! Top 5 Reasons Not to Pass Out When There’s Gremlins About! Elevator Action: So Many Ways to Get Squished Starring Colin Firth and Colin Farrell and They Switch Parts True West Style The Movie! English People Putting Their Stuff All Over You Can’t Not See It! Laser Swords! Go see Massholes & Shitty Deal Puppet Theatre at Goodnight Lawrence at Maceli’s Friday August 9th at 8pm! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship fro

2nd recording bad notes, here we go! Conversations x3! (I mean, come on, what even is that? Get it together, Nelson!) You’re a Good Person! #ElizabethMoth! Celebrity Look-a-likes can make things complicated! We liked Spider-man: Far From Home a lot! We also like Stranger Things 3! We talk about them! We spoil them a little I think! So, maybe don’t listen to this episode until you see them if you care! Also, go see the Odyssey show at Lawrence Arts Center’s Summer Youth Theatre, Will wrote it. And that’s all the notes I have! I know, I’m embarrassed too! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and

Its Sunday evening mere hours ago and we’re in the backyard doing the greatest Boston accents you’ve ever heard! Go see Goodnight Lawrence featuring a new Massholes and Shitty Deal Puppets, Friday, August 9th, at Maceli’s in Lawrence! #DoubleDeuceFreakOn! Will has steakhouse wine opinions and giggles about fingerling potatoes! Hobo Bindle Cheesecloth! Weed Purchasing Misadventures! We get educational and tell the kids about buying weed from strangers! Kids, give it a look and give it a sniff! There’s weird local city commission budget stuff and social service cuts, so go to the meeting this Tuesday at 5:45 maybe and help figure out what’s going on! You Need to Bite with Teeth! Will’s Tooth problems are coming out of his ass! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they g

These notes. Here’s what I’ve got: He’s a Past Man! Your Childhood Defines Your Pop Culture Reality! Streamin’ the Fleabs (Fleabag is great)! Angry Car Acting! Online Article Clickbait Writing Format is Getting More Homogenous and Not in a Good Way! Will Gets Dark About Facebook! Checkin’ the Gutters! Another Million Dollar Idea but This One has a Clown! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Want to see the Deuce live? We’re recording the 200th episode in front of a live audience on Friday, September 13th (spooky!) at Conroy’s Pub in Lawrence, Kansas! Drinks at 7, show a

Nelson’s got pep that not even Will’s dark realizations about his phone can dampen! But even good old fashioned pep can’t help these notes! You should consider going to Porchlandia in LFK, cause it’s today! Also, poolside naval history! Sweatin’ from gettin’ up! Mr. Sweaty Britches! Jowly and complainy! Go to Will’s birthday next week on the 28th where things are angling to get spicy! Predator vamping! Bert Michaels will pretty much do anything! Top 5 nicest guys! And find out what happens when nice guys get spicy! PEP! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Want to see t

So, it was a really busy weekend (happy Father’s Day!), but we refuse to make you go a week without the Deuce and we had a couple back up spare episodes, so, it’s another Mic Test episode! Like the first one, it’s extra-sized, about 32 minutes long. Unlike the first one, Nelson spent some time editing to pull out the superfluous testing and technical blather. Honestly, it’s the most editing done on an episode that wasn’t edited by Rob Schulte. So, you should probably check it out. Behold! The contents: Dragnet Laundry Ghost (12/23/17) Worse Things Have Happened at Sea (1/20/18) Ass Doctor (w/ Jason Keezer) (2/3/18) Mic Test Intervention (5/20/18) Will’s Got Pineapple in His Pocket (w/ Ric Averill, Amber Fraley, & Jacqueline Grunau) (6/17/18) Burger King River Ghost (7/27/18) Interview with Oliver! (12/1/18) Time-Freezing Ghosts (12/8/18) Lucky Number 3 (12/1/18) SNACKS! (w/ Jacqueline Grunau) (12/21/18) Butt Microphone (w/ Matt Gaus & Jacqueline Grunau) (2/22/19) Mike Check, Microphone Detective (w/

It was late on a Friday evening and quickly turning into Nelson’s birthday, so these notes? Not so great. Here’s what I got corner-wise: Goodnight Moon Heralds the Endless Void Corner, Night of the Hunter Corner, Is a Spider a Farmer? Corner, My Good Ideas Always Destroy the World Corner, Don’t Hassle the Huff! Corner, Jar of Jam and Hurt Corner, Tom Waits Sings a Song About Jam Corner, and we finish it off concocting an EGOT-bait one-man show for Tom Waits: Nixon! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google Play, I think we’re on Spotify, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Want to see the Deuce live? We’re recording the 200th episode in front of a live

No guests this week so we celebrate with a prolonged Mamet-style Crosstalk Opening. Corners: Google Terminators Aren’t Scary Terminators Corner, Post-Apocalyptic Poop Nightmare Corner, Time Space Lovecraft Corner, Too Many Fucks = CGI Robot Fight Corner, Will’s Cocaine Summer Corner, and Robots with Incontinence Pads Corner. Also, Will sings a song! We also talk about some things we’ve been enjoying lately and recommend for you to enjoy: Chernobyl, What We Do In the Shadows, AP Bio, Tim Clare’s The Honours and The Ice House, Kelly Thompson’s Jessica Jones run, and Keiron Gillen’s Die. Check them out! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google Play, I think we’re on Spotify, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by

Special guest Alissa Rowinsky Wright of the Liz and Alissa Make Stuff podcast is back and Will celebrates by scaring Nelson from the get go! More corners! Alissa Super Hates the Future Past Corner! Please Don’t Blow Up the World Corner! Aliens, Trash Can Fires, and Nancy Kassebaum Corner! James Bond Corner! Idris Elba’s Age Corner! Intense Penis Corner! And Don’t Put Cinnamon on Your Face Corner! After that, we solidify some of the details of our making stuff competition with Alissa’s podcast. Each pod will spend $30 at a convenience store to make an entrée and a dessert and the people will decide the victor! Food democracy! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google Play, I think we’re on Spotify, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! B

We’ve got special guest Alissa Rowinsky Wright of the Liz and Alissa Make Stuff podcast (go check it out where podcasts are) and Will goes off on a long Russian murder metaphor about it! We’ve got corners! Milk Punch Corner! Hancock Corner! It’s a 2 Hand Pillows Movie Corner! Google the Crane Wife Corner! Law by the Plate Corner!, which naturally led into Law Train Corner! And Read the Room, Chad Corner! After that, we give a date (September 7th!) for our next live show, pour some liquor out for our friends and first sponsor Frank’s North Star Tavern who closed up shop last week, and throw down a gauntlet to Alissa’s podcast that you’ll have to wait until next week to get more details about! Big things will be afoot at multiple convenience stores! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google Play, I think we’re on Spotify, pretty much any

Courtney Shipley is back to talk more about her recently announced candidacy for the Lawrence City Commission and we’ve got corners! Confusing Guest Booking Triangle of Confusion Corner! The Other Chris Nelson Corner! Pizza Shuttle Blacklist Corner! Affordable Housing Corner! Bedroom Communities: Are They Sexy Corner! More Educational Content Corner! Lab Coats and Sticks Night Corner! Sim City Acts of God Corner! Will Holds a Mirror Up to Society Corner! Nelson Takes Us on a Long Tangent Corner! Fuddruckers Spring Formal Corner! Awkward Eudora Prom Corner! Boat Prom vs Kurt Russell Prom Corner! And Miami Vice on the Lake Corner! It’s romantic, it’s informative, listen to it while you slow dance with that special someone! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google Play, I think we’re on Spotify, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, yo

SPOILERS! This episode we do a short, frantic, deep dive into the Battle of Winterfell episode of Game of Thrones and Avengers: Endgame. If you haven’t seen one or both of them and you don’t want things spoiled, please don’t listen to this until you catch up. Also, because we were going hard talking about things, I didn’t take a lot of notes. And we could have talked for hours about these things. I threw out a couple fun moments I loved from Endgame, I could have listed 30, easy. We do take a quick breather midway through to talk with Courtney Shipley about her recently announced candidacy for Lawrence City Commission, so we got a little local government and civic engagement for you cool kids who aren’t here for our intense nerdery. Our ratings: Endgame: A+, Battle of Winterfell: A-. Enjoy it. Speaking of enjoying things, do you also enjoy comics? Are you in the Lawrence area? If so, go get some comics at Chops Comics! They’re great dudes with a great store, and a super convenient website for setting up a pul

Will’s sister Trish is back and we’re also joined by Will’s mom, Jeanne! It was still 4/20 as we recorded this, so Nelson did even worse with notes. Here’s what we’ve got: Nelson Can’t Notes Today Corner, You Don’t Own Your Genes No More Corner, Hobbits are Irish Corner, The Giving a Hobbit a Handjob School of Pantomime Corner, Old Age vis a vis Shoes Corner, Jeanne Gives the Gift of a Mother’s Love Corner, and Averills: Pros & Cons Corner! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google Play, I think we’re on Spotify, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Check out RANDY! on Stitcher April 29th!

Will’s sister, Trish, is here, finishing our Averill guest set! Also, it’s 4/20, so Nelson really struggled with taking notes. Here’s what we’ve got: Hello to Russia Corner, Nelson’s Cats’s Birthday Corner, Religious History Corner, 90’s-style Hacker Corner, #CBDDD Corner, Hyena Men of the NHL Corner, Sports Corner aka Go Caps Corner, Ollie in the Car Cart Gives Zero Fucks Corner, Embarrassing Stories Corner aka Will’s Old Masturbation Chestnut Corner, Pirates are the Best Minigolf Theme Corner, and Will’s Any Boat is Good for Riding Corner! Listen while you eat your candy eggs and Game your Thrones! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google Play, I think we’re on Spotify, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by

We were drinking when we podded, forgive us if it goes astray. We recorded this a couple weeks ago during a game night so it's a little loose and a little time travel nonsense-y. Still, we've got Jacqueline Grunau, Emily Lowrance-Floyd, Matt Gaus, and Jay Maus packing the recording table and it is 1999 heavy.  The notes were unsurprisingly bad, but here’s the corners: Parenting Advice! If You’re a Pedophile and a Libertarian! Cast the Austin Powers Reboot! Home Alone and the Bourne Identity Clearly Exist in a Shared Universe! What Would You Tell Your 1999 Self? It’s so much 1999, guys, I can’t even! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google Play, I think we’re on Spotify, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by s

This double-sized anniversary episode was recorded live in front of a studio audience at Conroy’s Pub on 4/6/19! After a trailer for Randy (edited by our boy Rob Schulte!) we get things going with our bandleader Matt Gaus, a How Much Do I Love Josh Opening and Nelson is a Heart Doctor Corner. Jason Keezer gets the guest train rolling just in time to get drive by #keezered, talks about the Rest of Lawrence, and gives a Keezogram jumpstart to Nelson’s Pigeon Racism Corner. We’ve got a brief Sports Corner where Nelson calls a Stanley Cup repeat for his Capitals followed by Nelson Intimidates Will Corner. Andy Morton and Megan Green Stuke drop in for the Chicken Wing Report aka Andy is Wrong or Is He? Rob Schulte calls in from New York to support Nelson’s science and talk a little more about Randy, coming to Stitcher on April 29th! Ken Easthouse stops by to reveal that he’s an online speed gaming commentator, leading to Nelson is Gonna Start Gambling on Speed Gaming Corner, and a musical performance of Ken’s Do Y

It’s a full house with Jacqueline Grunau, Matt Gaus, and Emily Lowrance-Floyd. Here’s the corners: Silver Spoons vs Forks! First Contact Day (April 5th) is the New Drinking Holiday aka First Contact High! Musical Interlude! Blade Hands Boop Boop! The Most British! Jaq Fires Shots at Benedict Cumberbatch! If Duran Duran Walked in Here Right Now! Knife Crime Island! The Queen’s Beans! Duffle Bag to Defeat Duran Duran with Jingle! This bad boy is packed! Want to see the Deuce live? Come see us finally record Episode 175 at Conroy’s Pub on this Saturday night, April 6th! Drinks at 7pm, recording at 8pm, more drinks at 9pm! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google Play, I think we’re on Spotify, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought

I’m gonna level with you guys, I did a bad job taking notes and then I didn’t type them up until a week later, so here’s what I got: Godwin’s Law into Gerbler’s Gobblers in One Easy Step, Chekov’s Law, Keezograms Deep Dive, Will’s Expert Foley Work, Fear and Loathing Levels of Puns, and Nelson Markets the Shit Out of Shit! Check out Keezograms on Instagram! They’re delightful! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google Play, I think we’re on Spotify, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Want to see the Deuce live? Come see us record Episode 175 at Conroy’s Pub on Saturday night, April 6th! Drinks at 7pm, recording at 8pm, more drinks at 9pm!

Jason Keezer on the scene with a gangsta lean! Also, we apologize for the sound issues last episode without realizing we are fucking up the sound this week too. The sound is bad this episode. Sorry! Also, we know this is episode 176 and 175 hasn’t come out yet. That’s cause we’re recording episode 175 live, Saturday, April 6th, at Conroy’s, at 8 (drinks at 7)! As for the content of the episode, Nelson is coughing, Keezer isn’t wearing pants, but we still come up with an idea for the Double Dozer, a Double Deuce themed double bulldozer that is wildly impractical but the kids will LOVE. Then, after Nelson values Will’s opinion, we hit a hard one-two punch of Don’t Drink and Drive Too Close to the Sun Corner and Our Listeners are Distinctive in the Wild Corner before bringing it on home talking about the erotic ancestry of Keezograms (on Instagram)! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/revie