Team Objection Podcast

The guys talk about all the vices they encountered in Las Vegas and then wonder if rich people really do have better sex. Also, Chris sends a harsh message to clueless religious people, Dave battles against basketball hipsters, and Shaun rescues an exotic dancer by kidnapping her and putting her in his trunk.

The guys put together a helter-skelter episode that goes in a bunch of directions, like discussions on Barbie in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and the WWE Network. Also, Chris makes a case for a new business model for streaming, Dave revives an age-old bit, and Shaun forgets his train of thought mid-sentence.

The guys do some more work on their upcoming movie, including important casting decisions and an inevitable spinoff, then tackle some tech headlines. Also, Chris goes off on Oscar nitpickers, Dave gives Shaun some bad news on stock advice, and Shaun battles a near-fatal case of Restless Leg Syndrome.

The guys talk about food for the 395th time in the history of the show, including a supermarket game show and another look at fat Americans. Also, Chris has trouble with intimacy during his youth, Dave sentences his daughter to a fate worse than death, and Shaun throws every single family member under the bus.

The guys tackle some extremely timely headlines, then break down a series of game show topics in the second half of the show. Also, Chris plans to pelvic thrust near Pat Sajak, Dave wants to procure some of Ben Stein's moolah, and Shaun gets set to join the Freedom Fighters.

The guys brace themselves for another spiteful holiday episode, but things go in a surprising direction. Also, Chris hates today's distinction between dating and hanging out, Dave vows to work extra-hard for his marriage, and Shaun doesn't get a chance to discuss his super-exciting V-day plans.

The guys run through a series of gambling-related stories like a man caught cheating at blackjack, then guzzle down free drinks in Buzz Off. Also, Chris shows off his sexy bedroom voice, Dave keeps his schedule free for some silly reason, and Shaun has nightmares about the worst tip ever.

The guys make their triumphant return by running through a bunch of listener feedback and introducing a brand-new segment sure to change the world. Also, Chris questions his career path, Dave reveals his daughter's name, and Shaun despises the Friends character that he embodies.

The guys roll back the time machine as they try to plan ahead for their big move, then discuss soul mates in Headlines and the earliest Sonic games in Buzzkill. Also, Chris talks about the sanctity of showers, Dave refers to his wife as his roommate, and Shaun places a personal ad for himself on-air.

The guys shorten the show a bit in the middle of their move, but still have time to question shooting lasers at your brain and find out which songs are the most annoyingly catchy. Also, Chris tries to stop a virus, Dave tries to make a plea for sanity, and Shaun tries to start an argument with himself.

The guys wonder about the perils of milk and cookies for children, then discuss whether or not spanking is okay in a surprisingly serious Buzzsaw. Also, Chris makes a plea for common sense, Dave makes an announcement toward the end of the show, and Shaun almost admits to backhanding children.

The guys wonder how it can be a crime to park in your own driveway, then discuss some of the features of their dream house in Buzz Off. Also, Chris has doubts about a half a million euro prize, Dave doubles back on his hatred, and Shaun abruptly leaves at the end of the show.

The guys discuss why spiking your wife like a football is a bad choice and behaving like a child is a horrible idea, then reminisce about two great things in Buzzkill. Also, Chris creates awkward nicknames for his younger self, Dave makes plans to avoid dying alone, and Shaun reveals his fantasies about Joe Rogan.

The guys look at a variety of studies, including the way we describe the stages of drunkenness and the horrors of soap dispensers in the bathroom. Also, Chris tells people to mind their own business, Dave tells people to stop bashing referees, and Shaun promises to talk less because he's sick.

The guys discuss quirky food and cat issues, like taking a pet turtle onto a plane and whether you should root for a hospitalized cat mayor. Also, Chris compares an animal to Professor X, Dave recounts a story of his early employment, and Shaun tries to outlaw an American staple.

The guys take matters into their own hands and discuss three wacky headlines before settling the debate between Batman and The Punisher in Buzz Off. Also, Chris makes a threat against 6-year-olds, Dave reveals that he's an inventor, and Shaun tells a story with a happy ending.

The guys return after lightning almost killed the show and talk about explosions at school, studies about Twitter, and Bill Nye the Science Guy in Buzzkill. Also, Chris is finally attacked by the buzzer, Dave learns about the meaning of twerking, and Shaun shares more awful stories from his youth.

The guys see if they can discover a hidden sense by examining stories about women, like being arrested for bottled water or hitting the online dating scene when you're Miss USA. Also, Chris catches Shaun in a trap, Dave produces his prepared remarks, and Shaun lets hundreds die for true love.

The guys tackle religion in a special episode, including whether purgatory exists and whether it's possible to kill the devil with fire. Also, Chris calls out people for being lazy, Dave battles with his morality, and Shaun live tweets during a recorded show.

The guys talk about the horrors of hospitals, like a woman who almost had her organs removed while still alive, then list their grievances in Buzzcut. Also, Chris questions the validity of WebMD, Dave wants the power of Grayskull, and Shaun asks for your first-born child.