Team Objection Podcast

The guys debut their first live show on Monday nights, then talk about nudity as a distraction and defile the memory of Bob Ross in Buzzkill. Also, Chris budgets his time poorly, Dave decides he should stop talking, and Shaun wants to find love under an umbrella on a rainy day.

The guys talk about leaving kids and dogs inside hot cars, comment on the usefulness of a 27th letter of the alphabet, then discuss summer tropes in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris reveals the new live show, Dave tells people to mind their own business, and Shaun goes after the scum of the earth: slip 'n' slides.

The guys marvel at the stupidity of a mother whose son was shot and a mother who put her son for adoption on Craigslist, then interview LadyCroft3 in Buzzfeed. Also, Chris talks about his potential offspring, Dave reveals himself as a pedophile, and Shaun lists off his favorite colors.

The guys discuss American topics like women being allowed to remain topless and dogs being better than cats, then talk Fourth of July stuff in Buzz Off. Also, Chris wonders where Dave was conceived, Dave ruins the subtlety of a joke, and Shaun makes plans with a giraffe and a panther.

The guys celebrate 100 episodes with a colossal show, including a giant Buzz In, an interview with a video game music star, two duets, new music bumpers, and much more! Also, Chris puts himself on the line, Dave finds his love for steak at risk, and Shaun plays the piano like a professional.

The guys talk about ideas that didn't quite pan out, then put Choose Your Own Adventure and Mad Libs to the test in Buzzkill. Also, Chris volunteers to wear his co-hosts' skin, Dave reads an important wedding message, and Shaun reveals his playbook on Facebook stalking.

The guys throw away their guest host experiment and just bring Dave back on the show, then discuss major E3 news in Headlines and honeymoon traditions in Buzz Off. Also, Chris suggests a romantic voyage to space, Dave is still a rich elitist, and Shaun stalks every girl on Facebook.

The gang wraps everything up in Part 3 of the Dave Wedding Trilogy, as Molly takes over for her dead brother and wedding traditions are examined in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris talks about getting wet, Molly dreams about Neil Patrick Harris, and Shaun makes wedding plans for 2052.

The guys report from Las Vegas in Part 2 of the Dave Wedding Trilogy, then interview the leader of United We Game (and Daniel Tosh!) in a double Buzzfeed. Also, Chris gets a solo act, Dave throws his wife under the bus, and Shaun wants to pick up chicks.

The guys give Dave advice as his wedding approaches in Part 1 of the Dave Wedding Trilogy of episodes, then interview Borderlands' Britanni Johnson in Buzzfeed. Also, Chris tells stories from high school, Dave pretends he isn't nervous, and Shaun betrays a promise to be nice.

The guys tear apart two silly studies and discuss the horror of a 6-year-old driving, then interview the folks from Game Sammich in Buzzfeed. Also, Chris issues a warning about swearing, Dave counts the days until his wedding, and Shaun has a dream that no one cares about.

The guys talk about easier ways to avoid incest and smarter ways to jettison dumb people into space, then talk cosplay with the folks from Wrong Button! Also, Chris bemoans his chances of getting married, Dave insults his co-hosts for being single, and Shaun declares the buzzer to be meaningless.

The guys question the merits of our legal system and business rights, then question the relevance of jury duty in a divisive Buzzsaw. Also, Chris impersonates a southern yokel, Dave only puts steak in one of his final meals, and Shaun turns Pez dispensers into a sexual fantasy.

The guys applaud a judge for a two-day sentence and defend the tried-and-true apostrophe, then console Jason in a heartwrenching Buzz Questions. Also, Chris gets fired up about grammar, Dave makes a celebrity connection, and Shaun plans to buy the entire Make-A-Wish Foundation.

The guys call out awful interactions with parents, like a son suing his mom and dad for being poor and a mother giving her son marijuana. Also, Chris picks his favorite co-host, Dave sings a forgotten commercial jingle, and Shaun tells a 45-minute story about his dog.

The guys discuss important food topics like the most useful foods during sex and whether using your resume as a candy bar wrapper is a good choice. Also, Chris offers to eat Justin Bieber, Dave attempts to host the show, and Shaun plays a police dispatcher with seven different voices.

The guys applaud the punishment of trolls and the intelligence of curly fry lovers, then interview director Gary Sundt in Buzzfeed. Also, Chris wants to elbow drop pranksters, Dave wants to join in on a Japanese trend, and Shaun never wants to play basketball again.

The guys are horrified by lions killing people during sex and sharks resisting bullets, then interview the author of an upcoming zombie book in Buzzfeed. Also, Chris battles through illness, Dave battles through confusion, and Shaun battles through being rejected by an engaged girl again.

The guys are blown away by Muse in concert, wonder why Justin Bieber is helping pedophiles, and use listener responses for all of Buzz Off. Also, Chris gets trolled on his favorite song, Dave chooses Molly's future husband, and Shaun battles an old woman over dirty dishes.

The guys wonder what happens when a footlong isn't a foot long and when a kidnapped man isn't kidnapped, then bring back their interview segment, Buzzfeed. Also, Chris celebrates a mediocre birthday, Dave puts a special guest on the spot, and Shaun positions himself as the voice of reason.