Headline Heroes

I hope you’re hungry, because this episode is all-you-can-hear! With Drew lost in time and space, we had a hot, fresh guest delivered right to our door. Join us as we dig into some egg rolls and discuss movie scene pitches, uncover the Zodiac Killer identity, and reveal what food we could eat a ton of. Article: All-you-can-eat restaurant closes after customers eat too much Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Wuts up you lit fams, who's gucci to dab in this here family friendly dance function? Swell! Thrill ur trill, flip that flop, and save room for Jesus as we text at you some knowledge on The Great Australian Conspiracy, Junkyard Wars, and ;D Article: Lottery Winner Picks Up Check In Emoji Wink Mask Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Blast off in 3… 2… 1… And we have lift off. To your left, you will see the sun setting on the horizon, and on your right is a new episode of your favorite podcast, Headline Heroes! Let’s do a comms check and listen in as we discuss Tanner’s vertical leap, rabbits on the moon, and the sequel we’ve all been waiting for. Article: Woman Says Neil Armstrong Gave Her A Vial Of Moon Dust, Sues NASA To Keep It Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Drivers! Start your engines! We want a clean fight here. No unnecessary roughness, but of course all headbutts. Meanwhile, here’s another episode, in which we discuss Rules of Engagement Advice, Jurassic NASCAR, and HeadOn, apply directly to head. Article: Woman Gets Head Stuck In Exhaust Pipe Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Reddit Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Tanner is gone, so Nate finally sat Drew down and forced him to watch an episode of The Simpsons. Listen in as they discuss the episode “You Only Move Twice” and along the way, they talk about flying houses, bridal showers, and Drew’s coffee run. Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Who’s hungry for some Greek… socks. Anyone? Alright, while you’re perusing the menu, we’re going to talk about Grounded for Life, Foreman McCallister, and whether or not pissing your pants is public urination. Article - https://bit.ly/2tx0fIo Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Rev up those fryers because I am ready to podcast! We’re cooking up an extra special episode for you this week. Order up and listen to us discuss Bar Rescue, Capri Sun commercials, and a shit load of rats. Article - https://bit.ly/2JNhoaV Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Vroom Vroom. Rev up those engines and get on the road before traffic hits! Drew is mysteriously missing this week, and the boys have given up hope of ever seeing him again. Call dibs on shotgun while we tune the radio to the Fast and Furious franchise, Pepsi accidents, and our latest movie pitch. Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Well, you will be by the time this episode finishes. We think that a 5 by 5 foot machine could turn trees into waffles faster than a giant man with waffle irons for hands. Gather round this here campfire as we talk about waffle tall-tales, horrible ballsses, and Cat Steven’s apotheosis. Article - https://bit.ly/2Juc5gt Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

You know what’s great? The Krystal. My favorite part about the Krystal is how it’s really krystally, and how it’s always there for you. I love the Krystal. Krystal Krystal Krystal. Krystal. Here’s an episode. Topics: Lake Placid sequels, geese and how they suck, and Battle Animal Powers. Article - https://bit.ly/2J1u2Te Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Sniff Sniff What… what is that stanky, horrible smell? It smells like an egg that ate a skunk that ate another skunk. Where’s that coming from? Well, while we try to nose this out, why don’t you listen up to this episode here. We talk about grass types (but not Pokémon), smelly roommates, and alien visitors with gifts of Mexican. Article - https://fxn.ws/2sC61ue Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

In this episode we take to the skies yet again. This time with a flying ostrich. That’s normal, right? Chirp away as we talk about Hardware Nate, Matthew Broderick acting choices, and we get a surprise voicemail. Article -https://bit.ly/2k1F8J6 Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

In this episode you gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em. Know when to steal a boy, know when to run (from the police). While we are busy going to prison, why don’t you listen to us talk about Spencer’s gifts, Drew and Nate’s new living arrangements, and the goose poop kid. * Article -https://bit.ly/2jP6i65 * Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ * Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes * Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ * Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com * Voicemail - 319-596-6766 * Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Throw on your stovepipe hat and your biggest fanny pack, it’s time to get randy! It’s a blast from the past on this week’s episode, and it’s time for four scores to be settled. Throw around the ol’ possum as we discuss unnecessary basketball movies, Osmosis Jones, and John Wilkes Tollbooths. Article - https://bit.ly/2DXrAXx Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Can you believe it has already been 50 episodes of Headline Heroes? We definitely can’t, and we proved it in this episode. Join in as we take your questions and give you the answers you’ve been dying for. Then tune in as Drew presents a quiz, and Carl sends us an urgent message. Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

We predict this episode will be weird and wet. And we are right. Gather around our genie crystal ball to see wet dollar bills, Bedazzled, and a return to Thug Looney Toons. Article - https://bit.ly/2Ga64E9 Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

What’s that in the sky! It’s a rocket! It’s a ghost! No! It’s a rocket ghost! Let’s start the countdown from 10 as we discuss Power Rangers of Oz, giant Earth sized magnets, and we get a first hand report on how to cook a podcast. Article - https://bit.ly/2qhWPHk Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

It’s time to talk about That. You may want to talk about It, but we’re talking about That. That’s that. Does that clear that up? Insert a quarter and try to win a prize as we clear our throats, 9 foot Tom Hanks, and a Kenan and Kel reunion. Article - https://bit.ly/2Gwzrkc Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Oops, look out! You almost stepped on that banana peel you silly goose. What’s the peel doing out in that tennis court!? Take a seat and learn how to open a banana, get an update about your favorite blue collar comedian, and remember America’s most roided president. Article - https://bit.ly/2J0Ak29 Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

What do we choose to do when we are all actually together? We watch a terrible movie, literally about a kid who farts too much. I don't know what else to say here. Our original plan was to improv a sequel to this movie, but we pulled a last minute audible and decided it needed an entire reboot. Anyway, enjoy! Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co