Headline Heroes

Merry Christmas everyone! We hope it's fantastic for you, and hey if you need a break from the ol' family, here's an episode for you! It was recorded over a month ago, when we all gathered together in Omaha to visit Tanner. And as is now tradition, we watched a shitty movie. So lock the bathroom door, put in your earbugs to drown out your family yelling at each other for not bringing the relish tray, and enjoy! Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

How about some sushi in your face? Served up by a seal!? You are in for a treat with this episode then. Join Tanner and Drew, as they talk about missing Nate, Nate where are you, and of course, Nate please come back. Article: Why Did An Octopus-Wielding Seal Slap A Kayaker In The Face? Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

This episode fits like a glove as we talk about the cinematic triumph of our time. Pull out your pet sleuthing skills as we talk from our butts about Space Jam boxing, satisfying Post-It notes, and aaaaaaaall righty then. Article: Man crashes into tree after driving with his head out car window 'like Ace Ventura' Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Warning: This episode may be extremely offensive to any survivors of The Great Chicago Fire. If you feel up to listening, brace yourself for discussions of the original Buzzfeeder, overpriced pretzels, and yet more fast food talk. Article: Wormhole? Nazi-Marked Plane Crashes Onto California Freeway, Bursts Into Flames Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Uhhh yeah I'll take a number 78 with extra goofs. Could you put some extra tangents on that please? Thanks a lot. I sure hope the toy in my meal is either a small piece of a candy bar, a Fry Guy, or the biggest heist the fast food world has ever seen. Article: Police Respond To Erratic Driver ‘Eating A Friendly’s Ice Cream Cone While En Route To Burger King’ Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Are you ready to DO THE DO? We sure as hell are. The cabin door is sealed and the flight attendants are ready for takeoff. Strap yourself in and get ready as we soar into Youtuber pranks, soda slogans, and our collective sons. Article: Flight Delayed After Woman Brings Emotional Support Squirrel On Plane Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

FLUSH! Boy was that an ordeal! Oh hey, didn’t see you there! This is awkward. Let’s distract from the awkwardness with this episode! We talk about Home Depot, diarrhea bows and vows, and our pilgrimage to see Tanner. Article: Link text Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Stop in the name of the law! Or don’t! I can’t really stop you! OR CAN I? I don’t know where I’m going with this. Stuff your ears with this episode. We talk about gifted Animorphs, the art of the deal, and not listening to other podcasts (but do, we aren’t your parents). * Article: Suspected drug dealer now hasn’t been for a poo for 34 DAYS as prison toilet strike continues * Music by Carl Sorenson * Twitter * Facebook * Reddit * Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com * Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Happy Halloween everyone. I know we spooked you before, but we are coming right back at you with the spook! It’s Halloween afterall! Or close enough, don’t @ us. Bring a second pair of pants and listen to us talk about Who’s Line Is It Anyway, Mr Freeze’s classic catchphrases, and the return of our Halloween tradition. Article: Woman Gets Contact Lens Stuck In Eye For 28 Years Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

YA'LL LIKE BEARS!? * Article: Is a hunt the answer when bears start getting bolder? * Music by Carl Sorenson * Twitter * Facebook * Reddit * Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com * Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Tanner is off chasing waterfalls this episode (even though we told him to stick to rivers and lakes) so it’s just Nate and Drew this time. Pull out your notepad and be prepared to write down some ripe Drew knowledge as he fills you in on the best noodles, Space Chopped, and the height of the United States. Article: Satan Ruled Out As Experts Puzzle Over Mysterious Flaming Pit In Arkansas Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

This podcast episode ain’t big enough for the 3 of us. Well, maybe it is if we can just get rid of all these damn alligators. Come sit with us by the campfire as we tell you tales of fun chip clips, GooseBoomps, and funeral war crimes. Article: Great-grandmother kills 12-foot gator with one shot; she thinks it ate her miniature horse Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? You might want to be careful, because it could be explosive. Or cod. Or both. If you’d prefer to steer clear, come over to our house and we’ll tell you about our new favorite AAA video game, the Screen Actor’s Guild, and wrestling in the ‘90s. Article: Virginia Man Accused Of Rubbing Produce On Buttocks And Putting It Back On Shelves Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

The Pickle Fair is finally here, and the festivities are in full swing! Tickle my pickle as we discuss everything. Drew brings his general grievances to court, we talk about the perfect Bloody Mary, and we reveal Nate’s deadly sin. Ho boy what an episode! Article: Sweet Or Sour? Pickle Fair Hits Boston's Seaport District Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

ar me mateys! I just emerged from this salted pork barrel, and I’m ready to hit some theme parks. Who’s with me? T-shirts are on me! It’s a five hour drive on my ship, but we can share some scuttlebutt about souvenir t-shirts, the shelf life of pork, and our favorite comedian’s health condition. Article: An escaped parrot stuck on a roof told its rescuers to ‘f* off’ Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Paddle down your boards and don’t be late! It’s time for another episode of Headline Heroes! Listen up as we come to you live from the field with a PSL update, bad video quality, and we get a call from an angry listener. Article: Man dons suit, paddle boards across Hudson to make meeting on time Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Hey how many thumbs do you have? Not two? Perfect. Welcome to the thumb mob. We’re going to war against these here pigs. So thumb up, and listen to our mob training videos, which cover some shitty banter about Rob Schneider, what’s in a cannoli, and all this peanut butter in my books. Article: An ‘obviously drunk guy’ in Ohio told police a pig was following him. He was sober, and the pig was real. Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Ahh! In the corner! There’s a rat! Get it! Get it! Golly if only there was a rat catching superhero! Well, while we think on that, why don’t you listen to us ramble mindlessly about rat catching long cons, the classic Matthew Broderick film “Mouse Hunt”, and of course Drew’s feature film debut. Article: Hungry rat shreds more than $17,500 of cash inside ATM in India Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Ay, oh whatchu want on your premo 100% beef dog? Keep it snappy I got a line formin’ here! I got all the fixins you could ever want: Keanu Powers: International Neo of Mystery, the danger of Cheddarwurst Chin, and our serial killer scenario that comes to us a little too easily. Also, we’re out of relish. Sorry. Article: Phillie Phanatic Shoots Baseball Fan In the Eye With Hot Dog Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Come one, come all! Step right up, and let me guess your weight or some shit. This episode is a bucket of fun. Wind up your arm hole, lean on your left toe, and huck that chuck at this here milk thing. Meanwhile, we’re going to talk about our favorite carnival prizes, Tanner’s fight, and Drew’s height. Article: Man Loses Life Savings Playing Carnival Game, Wins Giant Banana Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co