Headline Heroes

Oh oh oh, its magic... you know. Never believe it's not a new episode of Headline Heroes! The boys are back with a couple of tricks up their sleeves, and a few hamburger buns in their pants. Sit back and be amazed as we present how to celebrate our 100th episode, how much doves can carry, and Nate’s favorite magic show. Article: Florida man caught with 'full rack of ribs' in his pants, police say Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

This episode is a little bit sweet and a little bit sour. And the forecast calls for cloudy skies with a chance of skittles. Grab your umbrella out there folks, while we go to commercial. You’ll hear a lot about alternate Thanos plans, the Smash Brother Cinematic Universe, and which fruit would be the best to have for a head. Article: 'No Evidence Of Extraterrestrial Activity,' NYPD Says As City Is Bathed In Blue Light Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

While the Drew is away, the boys shall play. This week Nate and Tanner are bringing their homes into the 21st Century by looking back at the famous Disney Channel movie Smart House. Get your house to the next level with our DIY tips about avoiding movie spoilers, the escalation of Home Alone villains, and toilet paper restraints. Article: Security Camera Catches Prowling Suspect Licking Doorbell For 3 Hours Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Was your father a beekeeper? Because it looks like someone put bees in your eyes. Buzz Buzz! Well, we will call 911 for you, but in the meantime let us regale you with Independence Day, the Power Ranger’s ooze, and Tanner’s new wedding date. Article: Doctors find four bees in woman's eye, feeding on her tears Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Hey it’s us, your UberEats drivers. We’re out front with a brand new podcast for you. Oops we think we’re actually in the wrong city, we’ll be there in a flash. But don’t you worry, once we get there we’ll have a piping hot podcast for you with Tanner’s controversial food opinions, strange orders at the drive-thru Q/A, and smashing mailboxes. Article: German teenager loses driving license after 49 minutes Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

It’s here at last: Christmas in April! The tree is up, the presents are wrapped, and the mantises are praying. But be careful what you wish for, especially if what you wish for is Camp games, an Ant-man theory, or bug dissection. Article: Over 100 Praying Mantises Take Over Home After Woman Buys Infested Christmas Tree Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

This week’s episode deals with some heavy subject matter: Bill Engvall’s current status. Oh also we make a robot hero that protects kids or something. Walk the appropriate speed over here so I can tell you all about getting detention, mean older brothers, and giving parents wedgies. Article: ISS robot accuses crew of being mean Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

I guess you could say this episode has a bit of a green thumb. Join us as we get down in the garden, rip out those weeds, and taste some dirt. We have plenty to talk about like Marvel-madness, knowing when you are an Iron Man, and we have a couple of updates for you. Article: Dead gardener may have taken revenge from beyond the grave Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

G’day, mate! How many? Two? Alright, table or booth? Great right this way. Today’s special is a kick ass bloomin’ onion that will knock your socks off and unlock your latent superpowers. While you peruse the menu, why don’t I fill you up with some flooded basements, walkabouts, and beefy kangaroos. Article: [Daughter ran after parents with knife after they refused to take her to Outback](https://www.ktvu.com/news/court-documents-daughter-ran-after-parents-with-knife-after-they-refused-to-take-her-to-outback? Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Listen, we get it. Being a villain in THIS economy? Are you kidding me?! Never fear, our latest comic creation has you covered. Pull out your phone and place an order for the first 10 Ocean’s movies, the proper name for an airship, and laser mini bars. Article: Indiana man takes cab to and from bank to rob it, police say Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s melting my face! WHY DID I LOOK AT IT? Hey sorry about that, but shit happens when you get to the top of a pyramid. While you recover listen to us talk about Business Tanner, pee timing, and Drew’s old movie reviews. Article: Egypt Authorities Investigate X-Rated Photos On Top Of Great Pyramid Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Listen, before we get started we just want to be straight with you. In this episode, we talk A LOT about truck nuts. We didn’t ask for this, we didn’t want this, but we did it. Buckle up and listen to us talk about the continued curse of the Minnesota mozzarella sticks, supporting our troops, and all the tips you’ll need for a successful trip to “The Veg”. Article: North Carolina man searching for Ford pickup his wife was born in 36 years ago Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Hey there, it's been awhile! Have you brushed your teeth? Flossed? Don’t lie to us, we can tell! Let us get our hands on those chompers. Open wide as we try to talk to you about our Valentine’s Day plans, As Told By Ginger, and finally Tooth Horse. Article: Alabama Woman Is Frightened After Zombie Teeth Get Stuck In Her Mouth Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

This week our schedules were just a too busy to be able to record, so we have an old favorite to share with you instead! Get ready for the crunchiest prison escape story ever told. This week we smooth out the details of Mr Ed’s dark secret, mom names, and the return of everyone’s favorite name game. Article: Inmates use peanut butter to escape Alabama jail Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Get out of the way! There’s a giant ball of fat heading your way! Duck into that London phone booth. That ought to help. While you’re in there, and not about to die, let us show you this episode. Nate’s gone, but Tanner and Drew hold up the fort no problem. They talk about the triumph of cinema “The Day After Tomorrow”, the value menu, and a bunch of greasy aliens. Article: Massive Fatberg Found Blocking Sewer In British Seaside Town Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Get out a big glass of milk, because daddy splurged and bought a special treat for everyone. Dunk on in as we discuss the death of The Dream, school sponsored tragedies, and saying the word “Cream” far too many times. Article: Football players suspended from team for running naked with Oreos wedged in buttocks Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Have you been naughty or extra naughty? Santa’s got some punishment for you. While you’re enslaved with the fear of entering the island of misfit toys, listen up to this. We talk about Drew’s fun new game, Big Brother Mooch, and our first ever fan email. Article: Norman's long-time Santa Claus struck by car on OU campus, now hospitalized Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

This episode may not have Drew in it but it DOES have everything you could hope for in a good story: love, marriage, heartbreak, absent fathers, and ghost babies. Grab a bottle of rum and listen in as we discuss cousin Oliver, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Drew’s experimental surgery. Article: Irish woman, fed up of trying to find perfect man, marries 300 year old ghost of pirate Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Cast your mind back to those sweet Saturday mornings where you’d get up early, grab some cereal, and hunker down in front of the TV for some Hanna-Barbera cartoons. Wasn’t that great? Well, this episode is gonna try to murder them. Start chomping away on that cereal as we talk about our return from the holidays, cartoon baby adoption, and the most dangerous game: Jabberjaw. Article: Florida Man Dressed as Fred Flintstone Stopped By Deputy Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Happy New Year! Only one more year before we can make "hindsight is 2020" jokes, and that right there is reason enough to celebrate. We are coming at you with another special edition. That's right! It's a 'best of' episode! Listen back to some of the best moments from episodes 1-6, back when our podcast was just a humble seed. Look at us now! We are still a seed, just one we forgot to water. Anyway, enjoy! Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co