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What’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? A plane? Nope. Anyway here’s the episode. Does anyone read these? Am I shouting into the abyss of the internet? Will someone please save me? They won’t stop talking about advice for living with your girlfriend, Air Bud meets Freaky Friday™, and scary noises that emus make. Article: Arizona trooper tackles escaped emu at the side of the highway Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

What’s that in the water? Is it a bird? A plane? Nope. Anyway here’s the episode. This one we talk about how to keep your lawn in shape, Drew’s amazing basketball moment, and dummy thicc sharks. Article: Doctors Remove 526 Teeth from Boy's Cheek. How'd They Get There? Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Hey all, recording was tough this week, but we wanted to give you an episode of the Pop Up Film Cast to listen to. This one Drew guested on, and with their hosts Keith and Derek, they created a wonderful pirate adventure, with with swashbuckling fights, cannon fire, and hairballs. If you like what you hear, head on over to the Pop Up Film Cast and give them the ol' subscribe! You can't go wrong! The Pop Up Film cast can be found at Podbean as well as Twitter. Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Alright, square your shoulders, head down, bend the knees, and swing away! That was a great drive. Now let’s hope into my mechanized golf cart and go to the next hole. Along the way, let’s chat about sauce n’ slides, floppy hats, and the genius of Dan Brown books. Article: Man takes golf cart on wild ride into Florida Walmart store Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Watch out, this episode is hot out of the fryer and ready to crunch. Tanner’s gone, maybe forever, and we take it upon ourselves to explain that very sensitive topic. However, that doesn’t stop us from telling you the 12 herbs and spices including fried chicken skin in Indonesia, anagrams, and a plea for the greatest Christmas album ever made Article: KFC denies it was duped by student into handing out free chicken for a year by his posing as a boss Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

What’s that ahead? A cop! Better do a sick wheelie, that’ll show ‘em. Ah dunk there’s a fence. I’m going to die, and my life is flashing before my very eyes. I’m seeing images of the definition of racing, the god of boundary markers, and the 100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd. Article: Motorcyclist taunts cop with wheelie; wrecks into fence Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

All right all you hip adults out there. Lock the doors, put the kids to bed, and pour yourself some wine because it's about to get ADULT in here. This episode is rated XXX for images of lawn mower headlights, fart cinnamon rolls, and the return of an old hero. Article: Man sues parents for destroying his huge pornography collection Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Cheez-It! It’s another brie-tiful episode of Chedline Heroes. Why don’t you havarti a seat and grab a gouda drink. You feta believe we talk about the cheez snack debate, Tolkien fat hate, and Drew’s Olive Garden review. Article: DeKalb County man arrested for arson Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Hey did you guys hear something? Wait, what happened to that vacuum salesman? Guys I think the vacuuming is coming from inside the house! Quick, lockdown the house and hide in the closet with me. To keep calm we can discuss The Olive Garden reviews, buying a driver’s license, and vacuum crimes. Article: Oregon Man Called Police About A Burglar. Armed Officers Found A Rogue Roomba Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Alright what’s the plan? We got a vent cat, an inside cat, and a cat in the chair. We all know our roles, let’s put this plan into action. We’ve already talked about slowed down Godzilla roars, Willard Smith, and another edition of “No, No, Sports”. Article: Purrfect job; Russian town hires cat chief to attend to strays Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Order up, we’ve got “Adam and Eve on a Raft” and sweep the kitchen while you’re at it! This episode takes us back to the kitchen for a heaping helping of breakfast, but NO CELL PHONES ALLOWED. Saddle up those brown donkeys as we talk about kitschy diner signs, what spuds to have on an island, and Tanner’s second proposal. Article: Motorist wins 'hash brown' vs. cellphone trial in Connecticut Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Listen, you can order this podcast episode but before you do I’ll need you to sign a waiver. This episode is tasty, but dangerous. Grab your ranch, grab your celery, and put on your bib as these boys discuss Nate’s airport embarrassment, Pepto-Bismol conspiracies, and the sauce within. Article: Speeding Teenage Driver In Canada Blames Hot Wings Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Say cheese! Abra Kadabra! Pasta Fazool! That’s a great picture. Let me just crop it nice, add a filter, and also curse it real quick. This week we are joined by a special guest, Keith from the Pop Up Film Cast! He joins the craziness as we delve into vape spells, selfie curses, and the return of Super or Pooper. The Pop Up Film Cast is a fun podcast that you should check out! It can be found here. Their Twitter is @PopUpFilmCast. Article: Romania’s Witches Use The Web To Keep Customers Spellbound Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

This week our schedules were just a bit too busy to be able to record, so we have an old favorite to share with you instead! Throw on your stovepipe hat and your biggest fanny pack, it’s time to get randy! It’s a blast from the past on this week’s episode, and it’s time for four scores to be settled. Throw around the ol’ possum as we discuss unnecessary basketball movies, Osmosis Jones, and John Wilkes Tollbooths. Article: Leaping Kangaroo Smashes Into Unsuspecting Cyclist In Australia Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Alright, first time? Yeah I don’t ski much either but hey I am your instructor. Gee golly there’s a moose bearing down on us! No time like now to learn how to ski. Here’s some instructional videos for you, in which they discuss Nate’s degree, “Sports, No, No”, and saving the Ski Lodge. Article: Moose Chases Skiers At Colorado Resort Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Alright who’s next. Oh you? Alright, place your tray there and let me pile it high with some good great content. Listen up as we talk about our favorite school lunches, Alaska towns, and, oh yeah Nate’s gone. Article: Mississippi community left confused after bowls of mashed potatoes mysteriously keep appearing Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

With 100 episodes down, the boys are back with a brand new formula where we basically do that same thing that we did all the other times but with 100% more dalmations. This time we are cleaning house, literally. There was a dirty house, and we create a hero that is going to do something about that. Squeegee off that window and listen as we discuss work foot etiquette, Drew’s horrible silly putty incident, and the stuff that the janitor threw on puke in elementary school. You know? When that one kid vomited everywhere? And everyone was just real upset? Goddamn damn it, Kyle. That’s some real every kid stuff right there. Article: Stranger breaks into Marlborough home, steals nothing, cleans house, makes origami Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co

Do you need anything from the grocery store? We were gonna head over there to grab some snacks, some beer, and THE ONE. Crack open a cold one as we celebrate our 100th episode, reminisce about episodes of the past, and discuss whether the hulk smokes weed. Stay tuned at the end for our own version of an mid-credit scene! Article: Not only was the screaming man in the Publix parking lot punching cars, he was naked Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co