Johnny Kielbasa's Sausage Hut

Nookie West and Jimmy Rams make their long awaited return to The Sausage Hut. Jimmy Rams laments his Los Angeles Rams being eliminated from NFL playoff contention. The crew talks about the Los Angeles Coliseum, their new stadium, and dislike for the state of Arizona. After that, Nookie West wants to know what we should all do when we die. And she is treated to Kansas songs. Then there's Joni Mitchell, Carol King, electromagnetism, Nookie West's tattoos, binary code, HIIT workouts, water filtering, China Town, and singing. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Happy New Year everyone! Johnny is back; The Sausage Hut Podcast is back; and 31 Days In The Hut is back! Get ready for more Hut than you can shake a steak at. Johnny starts off this month of mirth by recapping his holidays, not drinking in January, and sketching out what y'all can expect from the likes of El Choppo, Mishy, Patty Links, The Meat Master, Kowski, and more! Strap in for a fun month, please tell your friends, and give us a nice review while you're there. Thanks! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Mishy and Johnny contemplate the 2019 fantasy football season and the successful run of the 2019 Fantasy Football Ferocity library. Mishy bangs the Gong of Triumph as he gets to gloat over his absolute dismantling of Johnny in their fantasy league semi-finals (98-50). Then they gloss over AI fantasy football articles, ditching keepers in your league, a bit about The Irishmen, and autoplay video on websites. Johnny colors up the evening by playing random bass riffs on his thick ass bass mixed with and in addition to, of course, plenty of other original music. Then the boys plummet down the week 16 chimney of games. Johnny takes New England -6.5 for a night out for pizza in Boston. Mishy takes Cleveland +10 for 3lbs of patrami topped with cole slaw and Swiss cheese with a side of kielbasa, a bowl of Italian wedding soup, and a pierogi combo platter. Mishy's Lock of The Week: Lamar Jackson below 25 fantasy points Thanks for listening to Fantasy Football Ferocity! Please go give us a rating. Every bit

After Johnny's perculating Week 14 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy welcome The Veggie Butcher to The Hut to talk about Mishy and Johnny's upcoming fantasy playoff battle, leaving your fantasty football lineup empty throughout the week, Thursday's game, Denver's game, and a couple bonus games. Then Johnny and Mishy eviscerate week 15's whellbarrow of games in Lightning-Round fashion Johnny takes Jets +15.5 and gets no takers Defensive Touchdowns: NYJ, CLE, SF Johnny takes Denver +9.5 for 22oz. Tomahawk Ribeye vs Mishy's rack of ribs Johnny takes Green Bay -7 vs. Butcher/Mishy for deep fried cheese curds with green chili dippin sauce Johnny takes Washington +4.5 and gets no takers Johnny takes Atlanta +10.5 for two gallons of Rice-A-Roni and a Chilean sea bass Mishy's surprise of the week: Devonta Freeman Mishy takes Deebo Samuel vs. Johnny's Emmanuel Sanders. Higher scorer gets Fisherman's Wharf ice cream Happy fantasy playoffs, everyone! Please give us a rating and/or review. We need it! Follow

El Choppo talks about his new endeavor - cabinet buidling - via a quick reference to the Genesis classic, "Paper Lake." In El Choppo's Wood Shop, El Choppo takes calls and discusses, wood shaving, miter boxes and the classic arcade game Track and Field. Then the boys figure out if El Choppo made it into The Sausage Hut League fantasy football playoffs and The Cholesterol Report reports on purple yoga mats. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After Johnny's blistering Week 13 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy welcome The Veggie Butcher back to The Hut to talk about pie aftermath, the coldness of Mile High Stadium, and HOU vs. DEN. Then Johnny and Mishy destroy week 14's plate of games in Lightning-Round fashion Mishy's Thanksgiving week pie lineup: pumpkin, pumpkin, apple, cherry, pecan Butcher vs. Johnny (Dallas vs. Chicago +3) for two deep dish veggie pizzas vs two deep dish meat lovers pizzas Mishy's Flyer Of The Week: Jameis Winston, QB TB DTD: Niners Johnny is taking San Francisco +2.5 for a bowl of gumbo Mishy gets a wheelbarrow full of buffalo wings and beer if Josh Alllen outpoints Lamar Jackson Johnny takes the over on CLE vs. CIN (shootout alert!) for a kielbasa, pepper jack, pierogi, kraut burger on a pretzel bun Mishy takes Washington +13 for half a dozen brats with cheese sauce and Mishy has to wear a Riggins jersey to a NYG bar. Johnny wears a cheese hat if he loses Mishy's Lock Of The Year: KC +3 this week And Mishy gives

In this installment of The Sausage Hut Podcast's Classic Hut Of The Week, we look back a couple years at a long December beginning and many people being depressed! Johnny and El Choppo remedy your holiday doldrums when they recap carrying two cases of beer across town, the greatest Price Is Right ever, The Jokers Wild, and of course, some The Daily intros!

After Johnny's Week 12 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy get down to getting down with Thanksgiving pie and a boatload of fantasty football on Thursday, Sunday, and Monday. Mishy's surprise of the week: Logan Thomas, TE DET. He might play QB this week! Mishy takes NO -7 for an after party at a location in New Orleans to be determined. Johnny gives 10 to Miami for Swordfish steak, asparagus, and fingerling potatoes in Miami This week's defensive touchdowns: Ravens, Packers, Texans, Broncos Johnny takes NE -3.5 for a pair of custom made Cowboy boots from Houston. Johnny's lock of the week: MIN/SEA under Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Sweet and Spicy Smokie begin the spectacular by talking about the new season of Paw Patrol and their hamster that they are leaving at The Sausage Hut overnight. Then Sweet Smokie recounts her mashed potato recipe and Spicy Smokie answers questions in The Lighning Round. And in the main event, Patty Links throws down the Thanksgiving AB Testing Test Kitchen Challenge! The dynamic duo pulls two Thanksgiving dinners and drinks out of their keesters. Here is the list of consumables that Johnny and Patty cook and analyze Cranberry Mimosas (rhubarbarians.com): (sparkling apple cider, orange juice, cranberry juice, cinnamon, rosemary sprigs, and a sugar orange rim) Then a discussion of how Americans pronounce things (like imporDant, I seen, stow-er, pellow, melk, roof, Pupeyes, caramel) Sweet Potato Casserole with Marshmallows and Streusel (celebratingsweets.com): sweet potatoes, brown sugar, marshmallows, pecans, butter, etc.) Wet brined (white sugar, brown sugar, oranges, pepper, turmeric, salt) smoked tur

Johann Goodstuff is back for another installment of the new docuseries - The Slow Fast Food Review Review. Johann asks Johnny about his recent Fast Food Review regarding Sonic's line of Bites. Johnny talks Vampire Cosplay leagues with expert callers. Then El Choppo shows up to spread mirth and hang pictures in and around The Sausage Hut. The boys contemplate calculating gallery height, riding a cheese toboggan down the Alps, paying the utilites, dry pot roast, and some bonus Slow Fast Review Review material at the end! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After Johnny's Week 11 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy discuss bye week hell with Butcher, then the trio discuss Thursday night's game and whoever the Denver Broncos play this week. The Butcher and Mishy gets two pounds of stuffing and a very tart cherry pie if the Broncos win. Johnny gets them if they don't. After that, the gentlemen welcome Nettie Pot to her The Sausage Hut debut! The squad proceeds to go Lightning Round-style through week 12's glut of games! Mishy's Fantasy Football Suprise of the Week: Robby Anderson, WR NYJ Johnny's Fantasy Football Suprise of the Week: Josh Gordon, WR SEA Mishy is taking the Cowboys for 3 pounds of steamers and 5 pounds of beef. Johnny eats it all if the G.O.A.T. Farm wins. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny's famous Week 10 Football Minute kicks off this week's Fantasy Football Ferocity Week 11 Primer! Then Mishy and The Butcher discuss this week's glut of Tight End inuries and how to remedy them. Johnny gets fired up for the Cleveland Browns Thursday Nighter against the Pittsburgh Steelers and The Butcher talks Broncos vs. Vikings. After that, the boys go Lightning Round-style through week 11's offering of games. This week's defensive touchdowns: CLE, NYJ, PIT, SF Mishy says Atlanta at Carolina will go to overtime Mishy's Suprise of the Week: Josh Oliver, TE 20. oz Ribeye, baked potato, and beer for Mishy if Arizona commits no turnovers Mishy takes the Jets straight up against Washington for a raw bar tower surrounded by crabcakes Johnny takes Cincinnati +10.5 for $1000 to his favorite charity versus $500 for Mishy's favorite charity Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

This week's Classic Hut Of The Week brings us Kowski and El Choppo invading The Sausage Hut for the premiere crappy bike toss competition in the world, Huffy Toss 2017! But before that we premeire Kowskis new theme song and a new segment called Kowskis Pet Peeves. El Choppo also throws in a couple The Daily intros. There is also some discussion about Flea Flickers, begging for a safety, and Don Felder's light rock classic called Heavy Metal! While you're at it, go check out SH72 for a recap of the 2017 Huffy Toss!

After a red hot Week 9 Football Minute, Mishy and Johnny chat with The Butcher so she could gloat about her Broncos beating down Johnny's Browns. She also offers some therapy to Mishy after his Jets lost to winless Miami last week. After that, the gang goes Lightning Round-style through week 10's slate of games. This week's predictions and wagers: Johnny and The Butcher take Cincinnati +14 for a bottle of bourbon Mishy says Browns/Buffalo is going to overtime Johnny bets Butcher a pistachio chocolate tort with green chili sprinkes on the money line of Cleveland/Buffalo Mishy's Suprise of the Week: Jameis Winston Johnny takes Atlanta +17 for a night Bourbon St. Mishy's lock of the wek: New Orleans DEF Defensive TDs: Saints, Rams Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johann Goodstuff hosts The Slow Fast Food Review Review, an in-depth analysis of Johnny Kielbasa's amazing Fast Food Review that he did last week. Johann takes Johnny through his Fast Food Review section by section and Johnny gives insight into how he prepares for his Review. Johann then brings on guests to offer additional insights into the Review, and Johnny laments the closing of the Krystal on North Druid Hills Rd. Then Johnny and El Choppo discuss the awesome bag of mesquite chips that El Choppo received and Johnny used to smoke chicken quarters, a turkey ball, and bacon Brussels sprouts. El Choppo was a little jealous of not being included in the Slow Fast Food Review Review, Johnny helps El Choppo replace a guy on his fantasy football team, Johnny complains about falling the clocks back, the boys watch the Pacific-Asia Curling Championships, there's Sausage Hut Public Radio harmonicas, and much more. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasa

This week we start off with a bonus live Halloween special Fast Food Review and a Week 8 Football Minute from Johnny. Then Mishy and Johnny welcome in The Butcher to purport about John Elway's talent evaluation ability and the grudge match of Denver vs. Cleveland this week - an absolute must-win for both teams. After that, Johnny and Mishy go Lightning Round-style through week 9's slate of games. This week's wagers: Butcher and Mishy take Denver and Johnny takes Cleveland straight up for green chili breakfast burritos Mishy takes Washington +9.5 for 2 Papa John's Jack O' Lantern Papa John's Pizzas Martinis in LA for Johnny if the Chargers win. Martinis for Mishy if the Packers win. Mishy's Put It In The Bank pick of the week: Lamar Jackson Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny is joined one more time by The Sausage Hut's Senior Rugby Correspondent - Kowski - to recap the highlights of the semi-finals of the 2019 Rugby World Cup in Japan. The lads discuss the finer points of the rules of the game, how New Zealand's Haka is actually just smack talking and taunting, England's V formation response to the Haka, England man-handling New Zealand, and Wales and South Africa playing a gritty, defensive slobberknocker. You don't have to be a huge rugby fan to enjoy this podcast! Enjoy the final, everyone. We hope you enjoyed our coverage over the past few weeks Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

In this week's Classic Hut Of The Week, Johnny and El Choppo dip their dongles into The Georgia Radio Hall of Fame ceremonies, El Choppo's Lumberyard, and more The Daily intros. Then they peruse a classic Bowling For Dollars episode. It's fancy schmancy!

Johnny and Mishy kick things off with a Football Minute. Then the men welcome back The Butcher for prognostication on the health of Patrick Mahomes, the talent on Washington, the outlook in Denver, NFC defensive touchdowns, and much more. Then the squad rambles through week 8's slate of games in the NFL. You don't have to be a fantasy football junkie or player to enjoy this podcast. This week's wagers: a wheelbarrow full of fish & chips, gallon of tartar sauce, gallon of vinegar, and growlers for Johnny if Cincinnati loses by less than 19 points and Chocolate cheesecake for higher points - Johnny: Alshon Jeffrey and Dallas Goedert vs. Mishy: Nelson Agholor and Zach Ertz and 200 chicken wings and beer for Mishy if Buffalo goes 10-1 This week's DTD picks: 49ers, Vikings, Lions Mishy's pick up of the week: A.J. Brown: WR TEN Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny is again joined by The Sausage Hut's Senior Rugby Correspondent - Kowski - to recap the highlights of the quarterfinals of the 2019 Rugby World Cup: New Zealand rolls, Wales elbows their way in, England plays champagne rugby, and South Africa knocked off the Cinderella Brave Blossoms of Japan. Kowski picks out his favorite plays, the French elbow heard 'round the world, and what time to set your DVRs. Then Kowski and Johnny prognosticate about the upcoming semifinals: England/New Zealand and Wales/South Africa. You don't need to be a huge rugby fan to enjoy this podcast! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks