Johnny Kielbasa's Sausage Hut

This Sausage Hut Podcast kicks off with El Choppo receiving a call from his girlfriend, Babe. Then Johnny and El Choppo discuss their night out for dinner and the bag of mesquite logs that El Choppo ordered from Home Depot. After that, the lads call Mishy to discuss this year's crop of tomatoes, Asian Swine Flu, Baker Mayfield, patio enclosure, Monarch butterfly migration patterns, topless hair cuts, and much more! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Pumpkin Spice Extravaganza 2K19 begins with an invasion of The Smokies! Sweet Smokie and Spicy Smokie join Uncle Johnny in The Hut to discuss their favorite and unfavorite Halloween candy and their costume for this years Trick Or Treat Run. Spicy Smokie is going to be Audrey from Descendants 3 and Sweet Smokie is going to be a mermaid. Then Patty Links joins in for The 2nd Annual Pumpkin Spice Extravaganza! Patty gives her breakdown of this year's pumpkin spice haul then the siblings sample and judge apple cider beer cocktail, vegan pumpkin spice waffles with pumpkin spice spread, pumpkin spice PopTarts, pumpkin spice Bantam Bagels, pumpkin spice yoghurt, pumpkin spice Cliff bars, Archer Farms' pumpkin spice almonds with white chocolate coating, pumpkin spice caramel corn, pumpkin spice pumpkin-shaped marshmallows, Werther's Original pumpkin spiced caramels, Johnny Pops' pumpkin spice cream bars, pumpkin spice Pirouline rolled wafer cookies, Marjorie Cuyler's The All-Around Pumpkin Book, Ben & Jerry's

Johnny and Mishy kick things off with a Football Minute. Then the men are joined by special guest - The Veggie Butcher - who shares her knowledge of all things Broncos, the Mile High marker around Mile High Stadium, her unique perspective on fantasy versus reality football, and more. Then the crew plow through the week 7 slate of games in the NFL and Mishy celebrates the Jets upset win over the Cowboys that he predected last week. You don't have to be a fantasy football junkie or player to enjoy this podcast. This week's wager: 2 dozen chicken wings and 2 pitchers of beer for Johnny if Miami loses by less than 22 points in Buffalo This week's Mishy (and Butcher) DTD picks: Broncos, Bills, 49ers This week's super fantasy lock: John Brown, WR BUF Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny is joined by The Sausage Hut's Senior Rugby Correspondent - Kowski - to recap the highlights of pool play in the 2019 Rugby World Cup: Japan's stellar run, New Zealand's dominance, the USA's O-fer, staggering point differentials, the effect of Typhoon Hagibis, and more. Then the lads discuss the 8-team knockout round, the quarterfinal matchups (England vs Australia, New Zealand vs. Ireland, Wales vs. France, Japan vs, South Africa), Johnny reads the William Ernest Henley poem, "Invictus", Kowski waxes nostalgic about Jonah Lomu and the Brighton Miracle, TV availability (all games are on NBCSN so set your DVRs!), and much more! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Mishy took Johnny behind the woodshed this week; and he lets him hear about it. Then after a Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy carve through week 6, game by game, player by player, battle by battle, just for you. This week's wager: side of mac and cheese from Boston Market for Daniel Jones scoring over 24 fantasy points This week's Mishy DTD pick: Patrios, Jets This week's super sleeper: Dion Lewis Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

For this week's Classic Hut Of The Week, Sweet and Spicy Smokey kick things off with a spirited pre-show then Patty Links brings a cornucopia of Pumpkin Spice stuff for pumpkin spice season. Johnny and Patty taste and evaluate BW3s Pumpkin Spice Ale wings and pumpkin spice martini, Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte, pumpkin spice kitty litter, Down East Pumpkin Blend Cider, Icabod Pumpkin Ale, Whole Hog Pumpkin Ale, Market Garden Franklin Castle Pumpkin Spice Ale, Pumpkin Spice Frosted Flakes, Pumpkin Spice Milano cookies, pumpkin spice goat cheese, Kentucky Pumpkin Barrel Ale, pumpkin spice espresso, pumpkin spice Greek yoghurt, Pumpkin Spice Cherrios, Southern Tier Warlock Imperial Pumpkin Stout, and Spiced Pumpkin Pie Cliff Bars!

After a Football Minute and a discussion of Grandma watching her progrums, Johnny and Mishy impale the NFL's week 5 matchups. Mishy celebrates winning a bucket of chicken, 3 sides, and sweet tea off of last week's wager then the men face off over their head to head fantasy matchup this weekend. A battle that they will fight across space and time like Gandalf and the Balrog. Touchdown makers, waiver wire pickups, this week's avoidance team, defensive touchdowns, upsets, the O'Shaughnessy family, and much more! This week's wager: Mishy gives 5 to 1 odds on double cheeseburgers that Mohamed Sanu scores a TD. This week's Mishy DTD pick: Minnesota. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny lets El Choppo take over the controls of the Millenium Fulkin. El Choppo takes to playing random audio tracks and videos. He also tells us about his journey to (yet another) county fair while Johnny sits in the corner and makes fun of him. The boys also talk chickens, Erin Gray, The Love Boat, Three's Company, and much more! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy tear through the NFL's week 4 matchups (NON-PPR, of course). We don't pay attention to what anyone else is saying about anything! Touchdown makers, waiver wire pickups, this week's avoidance team, defensive touchdowns, upsets, and much more! This week's wager: A bucket of KFC, 3 sides, and sweet tea for Mishy if Jameis Winston scores over 24 fantasy points. It goes to Johnny if he doesn't. Loser watches the winner eat! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Let's go back in time to where Johnny and El Choppo give deep-dive analysis to Bertie Higgins' Key Largo video. Then El Choppo does his own Football Minute. Then the boys discuss refrigerator water delivery system maintenance, a Layer Cake Malbec undreamed of, a Pretentious Sports Minute, and more! While you're reminiscing, go check out Sausage Hut 115: Key Largo, Pt. 2! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny is joined by The Sausage Hut's resident Rugby expert - Kowski - to help us enjoy the 2019 Rugby World Cup in Japan! The blokes discuss the structure of the tournament, special bonus points for scoring, what pool is going to be the roughest, does USA even stand a chance?, who are the teams to beat, why NBC sucks for hiding most of the matches on pay-per-view, how Japan came to enjoy rugby, touchdowns, shrinking props, early start times, and much more! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny and Mishy call merge with Champ Hex this week for a thorough analysis of the monumentous Browns Jets Monday night game and how it relates to the Rams/Browns matchup this weekend. Then Papa Shot (aka Beleiveland) drops in to give an in-person account of the Monday Night game in New Jersey. Then the prognosticators look ahead to highlighted matchups in week 3. Johnny laments his Meat Stack gambit not working out the way he wanted. Believeland laments losing back to back one point games. Then Mishy leads the gents in some over/ under fantasty predictions and Believeland recounts how he had to drop Jared Goff last year. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny and El Choppo get back to business to discuss the many reasons Warchild from Point Break should back off. Then the boys talk about El Choppo owing his girlfriend money. After that, Johnny recounts his first adventure into smoking meat. Johnny smoked a pork butt, a couple bacon explosions, and some chicken drumsticks. El Choppo thought the meat was dry while he was shoveling it into his mouth and then he names Johnny new jam, Dry Meat. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After Johnny's patented Week 1 football Minute, Johnny and Mishy get down to business for the 2019 NFL regular season by reviewing week 1 in NFL fantasy action, jumping to conclusions on your roster, who was right and who was wrong in the offseason, who is still in preseason mode, and who is ready to play right now. Then the men shift into overdrive and fly through week 2's matchups and tell you everything you need to know to get your waiver wire right and win your matchup this weekend! Highlights: Johnny's meatstack approach to taking on The Flying Savant in week 2, the Browns/Jets Monday night matchup, upset in Miami? upset in Oakland? And more! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

This week's Classic Hut of the Week begins with a Football Minute of yore and a Pretentious Sports Minute with Beef Girthhouse. Then Johnny proffers a treatise on the cultural and philosophical differences between NAKED and NUDE. Certain situations, social circles, and mindsets may determine the use of either one, neither one, or both. Either way, Johnny lays it bare for your listening pleasure. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Welcome to football season, everybody! Our time-honored tradition of the season kickoff Fantasy Football Roundtable is finally here! Johnny, Mishy, The Flying Savant, and Diablo Toad renew their vows to fight each other for the coveted championship of their fantasy football league. They also discuss current events such as Ezekiel Elliot returning to the Cowboys and how wrong it is to think the Steelers wont win the AFC North. Of course, the discourse devolves into trash talking each others draft strategies and how Johnny loaded up his roster to neutralize The Flying Savants use of Patrick Mahomes (hereby known as Meat Stacking). Then the boys talk about holding and pass interference rule changes and a conspiracy theory about the rule changes coinciding with legalized sports gambling in many states. Finally, The Flying Savant prognosticates about surprise teams around the NFL. Happy Football! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

In anticipation of this years Fantasy Football Roundtable, lets go back in time to last years roundtable to see if any of our prognosticators were right about anything that they were so confident that they were right about... This was a three part-er, so if you want more, go back to last September and listen to parts 2 and 3! And remember that Johnny Kielbasas Football Minute starts next Monday on the Mark Arum show! The Sausage Hut kicks off with Mishy, Captain Savant, and Diablo Toad joining Johnny for a thorough, comprehensive look at this years fantasy football landscape. Part 1 talks mainly about the AFC, with plenty of trash talking thrown in for good measure. You dont need to be a fantasy football fan to enjoy this podcast. While you are here, please rate and subscribe, it helps alot. Thanks, and enjoy!!

Johnny and Champ continue their walk down (Fuzzy) Memory Lane and rehash their experiences of the Saturday of Woodstock 94. They recount moving around the expanse of Winston farm and seeing Crosby, Stills, & Nash, The Wooden Ships chant, Nine Inch Nails covered in mud, Metallica's (arguably) best set ever, Aerosmith at 1:30 a.m., and much more! Hopefully we will get to part 3 soon. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

The Sausage Huts Labor Day Weekend Content Spectacular rages on when The Meat Master called up Johnny in desperate need of catering help after he double booked himself. So Johnny came to the rescue and headed out on the road to help The Meat Master cook 140 steaks, 140 ears of sweet corn, redskin potatoes, and 17 pies. Johnny gets suckered into shucking corn, loading and unloading equipment, and burning most of the hair on his arm off on a propane torch. Enjoy this raw look into the madness of barbecue catering. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnnys buddy - Champ - visits the Hut to recount their epic journey to the legendary Woodstock 94. After a short interlude for a live Fast Food Review, the old chums recount their journey from Ohio to Boston, then from Boston to Winston Farm just outside of Saugerties, NY. They review their thoughts going into buying tickets for the event, trip preparations, the people they went with, and how it went down on that fateful Friday and (part of) Saturday. The acts the boys sort of remember: Friday: Blues Traveler, Candlebox, Collective Soul, Live, Sheryl Crow, King's X, Sheryl Crow, Jackyl, Violent Femmes Saturday: Joe Cocker, Blind Melon, Cypress Hill, Henry Rollins, The Band, Salt n Pepa... Stay tuned for part two where they recount the rest of Saturday. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks