Johnny Kielbasa's Sausage Hut

The Browns are still in the playoffs! After a champion Football Minute, Johnny, Mishy, The Vegetarian Butcher and Papa Shot return to the Hut to opine about football. The ferocious foursome discuses this weekend's NFL Divisional Playoff games. But mostly, Johnny and Papa Shot drool and giggle like eighth graders talking about the Browns. Go Browns! This week's wagers: There were a couple. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a redeeming week 17 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy hash out all the permeations of Super Wild Card Weekend. Including #AmericasTeam #ClevelandBrowns going to their first playoffs in 285 years. Buffalo/Indianapolis, Seattle/L.A, Tampa Bay/Washington, Ravens/Titans, and Bears/Saints are discussed as well. This week's wagers: Rams/Seahawks: Johnny takes the over for $500 Bears/Saints: Johnny takes the Bears +385 for $500. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After an improvised week 16 Football Minute, Johnny, Mishy, The Vegetarian Butcher, and Kowski convene to celebrate the thrill of Kowski's victory and the agony of Johnny and Mishy's defeats in their fantasy football finals. Kowski gets a chance to gloat, Johnny and Mishy commiserate, and The Vegerarian Butcher delivers a week 16 Butcher Block. After that, Mishy guides Johnny and Kowswki through some fun betting excursions for the upcoming week 17 final course of regular season NFL games. The boys put money down on a ten team parlay that will make them all rich. Join in the fun! Happy New Years, everyone! F2020! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Cast off your aspersions and jump onto the last musical rocketship off of planet 2020. Johnny whirls a double helix of funk into the solar wind then brings it back down to land in the middle of your back yard. Crank it up and enjoy! This original musical interlude is composed and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

It's office party time in The Sausage Hut as Johnny is joined by Mishy, Kowski, and The Vegetarian Butcher. 3 out of the 4 of them are playing for fantasy football championships this weekend. Johnny and Mishy attempt to lightning round through as many NFL games as they can before the office party starts and the wheels come off. Then The Vegetarian Butcher joins to breakdown the cause of her fantasy team breakdowns this year, namely Cam Newton and COVID. The slow-rolling lightning round continues with that triumverate until Kowski joins the party! Kowski gets a chance to gloat over his semi-final victory over Johnny in their fantasy league. Then the three men dissect the remainder of the NFL trove of games. This week's wagers: The Vegetarian Butcher takes DEN for Hot Toddies and Peppermint Patties. Johnny takes Green Bay for a full fondue dining experience. Mishy's DTDs of the week: Cardinals and Browns Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical.

The Sausage Hut Party Planner Patty Links checks in to confront all your Xmas party and shopping fears and anxieties. Johnny and Patty review their grocery list for all the things they are cooking (cannonballs, seven-layer salad, cookies, drinks), who the hell is getting all the presents that Johnny ordered off Amazon, what they are going to drink on Xmas, cookies, and a pronunciation game. Happy holidaze everyone, it'll be over soon! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After an improvised week 14 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy discuss their regular season finale matchup in which Mishy won a must-win game for him to qualify to climb Turd Mountain i.e. the Consolation Cup. Johnny, of course, qualified for the Championship Bracket in both of his leagues. As such, Johnny is taking on Kowski in his other semi-final. So Kowski divebombs into The Hut to discuss the matchup, then he sits in as he, Johnny, and Mishy go lightning round style through the scourge of week 15 games in the NFL. This week's wagers: Johnny takes Miami against Kowski and Mishy for a week in a south beach resort. Johnny and Mishy take Washington against Kowski for round trip tickets to Warsaw, Poland. Mishy's DTDs of the week: Green Bay, Niners, Rams, Browns Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a contagious week 13 Football Minute and an intense The Butcher Block with The Vegetarian Butcher, Johnny, Mishy, and The Vegetarian Butcher celebrate and lament fantasy football playoff scenarios. Then Mishy and Johnny go lightning round style through the a la carte menu of week 14 games in the COVIDFL. This week's wagers: Mishy takes the Dolphins for Tuna steak versus Johnny taking the Chiefs for a Cuban BBQ sandwich. Johnny takes Tampa for $1000. Johnny takes PHI +14 for a dozen hoagies and pretzels Mishy's DTDs of the week: Los Angeles Rams, Miami Dolphins The Vegetarian Butcher Kiss of Death of the week: Cam Newton Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a luxurious week 12 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy go lightning round style through the gravy boat of week 13 games in the NFL. This week's wagers: Mishy takes the Texans for a trip for 4 to the Van Gough exhibition in Indianapolis in June. Johnny takes Arizona for a gallon of cactus soup, a triple green chili burger, and a bottle of the smokiest mescal we can find. Mishy's DTD of the week: Los Angeles Rams Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

The Sausage Hut's Thanksgiving Weekend of Content rolls on! Johnny and Mishy team up for a The Sausage Hut version of the Thanksgiving tradition, Alice's Restaurant. Then Johnny slathers up a Week 11 Football Minute. And then the fun ensues as your favorite fantasy football duo splash through the gamut of Thanksgiving, food, football, and waiver wire wizardry. Then Mishy and Johnny go lightning round style through the gravy boat of week 12 games in the NFL. This week's wagers: Mishy takes Baltimore over Pittsburgh for a 20" turkey gravy stuffing pizza and a 20" cheese pie Mishy takes Hunt outpointing Chubb for a $200 tab at Gentile's Italian Bakery in Parma, OH Mishy's DTD of the week: Dallas Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny Kielbasa is back to not talking about football so he takes his Casio S350 for a sleighride to your Gramma's house. There are pitchers of Tom Collins' for everyone and enough gravy to float a battleship around. Johnny plays live and improvised over a steady beat, complains about corn casserole, and shares his Thanksgiving eating strategies. Happy Thanksgiving! Stay home! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Today, Benoit Mandelbrot is celebrated on the homepage of google.com on what would be his 96th birthday. Here on The Sausage Hut Podcast, we have always celebrated fractal geometry, the Mandelbrot Set, and everything BM brought to the world. "Since its introduction in 1975, the concept of the fractals has given rise to a new system of geometry that has had a significant impact on such diverse fields as physical chemistry, physiology, and fluid mechanics." "Arthur C. Clark said that the application of the Mandelbrot Set set in a colorful format would resemble what people see when they are tripping on acid. Clark also said they he had never tried any such hallucinogens." Here, we present an original song, based on the awesomeness of Benoit Mandelbrot. Enjoy! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a loquacious week 10 Football Minute from Johnny and a tantalizing batch of The Butcher Block, Johnny, Mishy, and The Vegetarian Butcher discuss the Broncos, the Jets, and the E Street Shuffle. Then Mishy and Johnny go lightning round stlye through the rut of week 11 games in the NFL. As a bonus, Johnny spins the wheel of tone on his new keyboard throughout. This week's wagers: Just listen Mishy's DTD of the week: Cleveland, Miami, Tennessee, Baltimore, LA Rams, Vikings Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a rambunctious week 9 Football Minute from Johnny and a luxurious batch of The Butcher Block, Johnny, Mishy, and The Vegetarian Butcher discuss the thrill of fantasy victory, the agony of fantasy defeat, and Broncos vs. Raiders. Then Mishy and Johnny go lightning round stlye through the trove of week 10 games in the NFL. This week's wagers: Johnny takes Las Vegas over Denver for Baccanal Buffet at Caesar's and $300 in chips Johnny takes Jacksonville to win for a trip to anywhere in the continental United States versus a wheel of Wisconsin cheddar for Mishy if Green Bay wins Johnny takes Tampa Bay to win for 3 slabs of mustard-based-sauced Carolina ribs Mishy's DTDs of the week: Cleveland, Miami, Tennessee, Baltimore, LA Rams, Vikings Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a slamalicious week 8 Football Minute from Johnny and a fresh installment of The Butcher Block, Johnny, Mishy, and The Vegetarian Butcher discuss The Denver Broncos vs. Atlanta Falcons game. Then Mishy and Johnny go lightning round stlye through the cache of week 9 games in the NFL. This week's wagers: Mishy and Butcher take Denver for a BBQ platter at The Rusty Nail Johnny takes Seattle for a Buffalo wing buffet, cole slaw, salt & vinegar potato chips, and case of local craft beer Mishy's DTD of the week: Chiefs, Texans Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a fantabulous week 7 Football Minute from Johnny and the debut of The Butcher Block(!), Johnny, Mishy, and The Vegetarian Butcher discuss some in house troubles as Mishy and Johnny go mano-a-mano in fantasy football this week. Mishy vs Johnny are betting $500 cash on their fantasy matchup in fantasy. Then Mishy and Johnny go lightning round style through this week's cornicopia of NFL games. This week's wagers: Johnny takes the Chargers -3 over the Broncos for a gallon of green chili mac and cheese with crispy topping and growlers of Left Hand Milk Stout Mishy takes the Panters over the Falcons for 3 Chick Fil A's and Dr. Pepper Johnny takes the Cowboys over the Eagles for a rack of lamb, vegetables and old fashions Mishy's DTD of the week: PHI Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a bodacious week 5 Football Minute, Johnny, Mishy, and The Vegetarian Butcher recap The Butcher handing Mishy an ass kicking in fantasy football last week. Then the trio scouts out their favorite teams' games i.e. DEN/NE, CLE/PIT, and NYJ/MIA. Then Johnny debuts The Vegetarian Butcher's very own theme song! Then Mishy and Johnny go lightning-round style through the remainder of week 6 in the NFL. This week's wagers: Mishy takes New York Jets against all comers for a weekend in Miami Mishy takes Rob Gronkowski +75 yards/TD/+5 catches for $500 Mishy's DTD Picks: New York Jets, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a delicious week 6 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy share their tales of woe and disappointment on the real life NFL gridiron, Mishy's additional despair over his fantasy lineup, and Johnny's two win week of redemption. After that, the boys fly through the NFL week 7 buffet of games 3 minute lightning round style. This week's wagers: Mishy takes DET over ATL for a bag of Chick Fil A and 3 slabs of Fat Matt's ribs Mishy takes CAR over NO for a weekend in New Orleans Johnny takes GB over HOU for an entire brisket and a wheel of cheddar Johnny takes NE over SF for 4 large lobsters and a case of Sam Adams Oktoberfest Mishy's DTD Picks: Carolina Panthers, Buffalo Bills (2), Kansas City Chiefs, Las Vegas Raiders Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny, Mishy, and Pig Kahuna - making his return to The Sausage Hut after a few years - get together to commiserate, honor, analyze, and eulogize Eddie Van Halen and the music of his band. The boys exchange their life stories of how they were introduced to Van Halen and what they were thinking during those formative times. Then Johnny and Mishy go through all the Van Halen albums: Van Halen I, Van Halen II, Women And Children First, Fair Warning, Diver Down, 1984, 5150, OU812, For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, Balance, Van Halen III, and A Different Kind Of A Truth. There is some point/counterpoint between Johnny and Mishy about David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar's lyrical abilities, the state of the world and the musical world during the relase of the different albums, the high points, the low points, and the feel good ending that is A Different Kind of Truth. The fellas also give their top five Van Halen songs. There's a lot more discussion you won't find anywhere else as well. RIP Eddie, you were the greatest

After Johnny kicks off the week with a Football Minute, Johnny, Mishy, and The Vegetarian Butcher discuss Monday Night Garbage Time Blues, NFL attendance rules, The Browns, Jets, and Broncos, their upcoming fantasy matchups, cancellation probabilities, and more. Then Johnny and Mishy go Van Halen lighting round style through the NFL week 5 buffet of games. As homage to the death of the greatest guitar player of all time Eddie Van Halen, the men butcher Van Halen songs between games. We know we can't sing and we don't care. Drinking game: Take a shot every time Baker Mayfield is referred to as a game manager. Mishy's DTDs of the week: Arizona Cardinals, Cleveland Browns, LA Rams This week's wagers: Mishy vs. The Vegetarian Butcher in fantasy head to head: big bottle of Gray Goose Mishy takes CIN +13.5 for 3 crabcake poor boys, slaw, fries, and a growler of Rheingeist Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielba