Johnny Kielbasa's Sausage Hut

Johnny continues the Life During Wartime quest in Cyberpunk 2077. He sneaks up on a gas station in the middle of nowhere. Johnny prefers sneaking and sniping so it takes a little bit for him to figure out how to get in the back door of the gas station. Then he has to find Hellman (not Hellmann's, a much more preferable thing to search for). Johnny finds Hellman then knocks him out so he can transport him to the Sunset Motel, where Takamura shows up to extract some information about getting the Johnny Silverhand's construct chip out of our head. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast and Fall In For Fallout 76, and CyberPhunk 2022! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

The Sausage Hut Podcast has been around for five years now! Go back and binge on any of our over 400 hilarious episodes! This cavalcade of stars starts off with Mark Arum and his crew! Then Sweet and Spicy Smokie team up with Uncle Johnny for an avant-garde piano rock and roll jam. Then Johnny Kielbasa, Patty Links, Mishy, Kowski, The Vegetarian Butcher, and The Meat Master gather around for a little roasting, a little love, and a lot of funnyness. Mishy asks Patty Links what cheese would she be covered in? Patty Links says Truffle Gouda. The The Vegetarian Butcher discusses Mushroom Wellington Bacon Explosion sandwiches, Mishy has live show itineraries, and everyone wants truffle dishes. Then Johnny plays the very first couple minutes of The Sausage Hut Episode 0, and the crew discusses Mishy, Johnny, and the Vegetarian Butcher at the U2 concert. Then Kowski calls in to discuss The Bourbon Trail in Kentucky and his new grill that Johnny broke in with a bacon explosion. Kowski shares his love of The Veget

Johnny Kielbasa and Mishy explore the nooks and crannies of the 2021 NFL Draft in a manner you won't hear from any of the other talking meatheads on the tv shows. As fans of the Browns and Jets, our men are highly qualified in watching arrogant general managers make poor decision and after poor decision because they think they are the smartest dude in the room. Mishy makes some bold predictions, Johnny wishes defeat upon everyone who passes on Justin Fields (except Jacksonville), and for once does not really care who the Browns pick in the first round. Mishy, on the other hand, laments yet another Jets regime dooming the team and fandom to five more years of sub-mediocrity. Enjoy the prognostication, everyone, and let's hope your team drafts the right players! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real

Johnny tries to go on three different missions but is stifled by not being able to defeat a bunch of robots and not knowing where on the map he's supposed to go. He heads to Claire's garage to hear her instructions on getting in some racing/shooting contests. Johnny isn't good enough at shooting to try all this stuff right now. Then he tries to go meet Takamura and tries to figure out what "pursue other leads" means. He doesn't figure it out. Then he decides to do the Life During Wartime quest which involves a really long motorcycle drive out to the desert. Only to find out he can't defeat the army of robots trying to keep him from destorying a turret. Then Johnny fast travels back into the middle of town and tries to find a tarot card graffiti...and he can't find that either. So Johnny tells a story about the worst remote control car ever conceived. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast and Fall In For Fallout 76, and CyberPhunk 2022! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and

Johnny and Patty Links enjoy their food coma and recap their fancy schmancy Spanish wine and food dinner. This six course dining adventure featured iberico jamon, chorizo, pork belly, lobster risotto, lamb, and various cheeses The table next to Johnny and Patty had annoying ladies who told Patty her straps were showing. Minutes later Johnny told Patty she had a bat in the cave. But after that, a tasty time was had by all. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real-time. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny Kielbasa (as V) takes on the Never Fade Away quest in Cyberpunk 2077 where we go to the Voodoo Boys hangout to search our brain for Johnny Silverhand's memories to get some information on Silverhand's girlfriend, Alt Cunningham. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll ensue in Johnny Silverhand's memories at a post-concert fight with Alt that ends up with her getting abducted by thugs outside of the concert venue. Johnny Kielbasa tries a couple different approaches to the kidnapping scene before realizing that he ends up getting stabbed and left for dead no matter what he tries. Then Johnny Kielbasa/Silverhand wakes up at his RipperDoc's office with some dude named Thompson, who rescued him from the kidnapping scene. They decide to go to Atlantis to pick up Rogue and her dude so they all can go storm Arasaka HQ to rescue Alt. Then it's shooting shooting shooting until Voodoo Boy Brigit jacks in to tell Johnny that he needs to dive into the Transmission quest to take a Tron-like crawl through computer land t

Johnny tries to get out of the Nuka Cola plant parking lot without getting smoked by feral ghouls. Johnny then realizes he could take some Buffout so he can fast travel to a train station to sell some his overencumbered hoard. He finds the Fact Finder three star revolver with exploding bullets. Then Johnny goes to the Big Teapot to get Giles Sweetwater some honey for his tea. Then he finds Lacey and Isela outside Vault 76 and proceeds to go looking for a treasure hunter in a bar on the Wayward Souls quest. And he crafts some food and a sign. Finally he heads over to a broadcast tower, gets a lot of help from The Mysterious Stranger, and loads a Broadcast Tape into the computer. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast and Fall In For Fallout 76, and CyberPhunk 2022! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny and Mishy get down for the college basketball men's and women's national finals. Mishy recaps his trip to the sports book and gives his picks for this weekend's games. Mishy's picks: Women: Take Stanford minus the points Take Arizona and the points Final: Take Stanford to beat UCONN Men: Take Gonzaga minus 13 Take Baylor minus the points Final: Take Baylor to beat Gonzaga Johnny is taking UCLA +16 for 3 racks of ribs, a full ham, cole slaw, and scalloped potatoes. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real-time. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny jumps into Dex's limo. Dex is a fixer, he dishes out quests. He gives Johnny a thumb drive to stick in his brain. He has to find Evelyn Parker and visit Maelstrom. He finds out that eddies means cash and that the crappy car he has is hard to drive. He unsuccessfully tries to deal with Royce and Dum Dum and ends up dying multiple times then he goes back a few save points and takes a different approach. The Maelstrom are an antsy lot, must be all the chrome they are huffing. Then Johnny goes to Lizzies Bar to do some braindancing as prep for a relic heist. You don't have to be a gamer to enjoy this podcast. And make sure you subscribe to Johnny's other podcasts: The Sausage Hut and Fall In For Fallout 76. All the music you hear is original and written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny Kielbasa's Pudding Truck of Funk backs into your driveway to hook the pudding line straight into your funk tank. Perfect for the hardest part of your cardio or shakinest breakdown of your dance party, Johnny warms your blood vessels up with some clavlinet oil perfect for deep frying all your cares to a crisp. From there on out, you're on your own with beats so lusciously complex that you might need an episode of How The Universe Works to make sense of it all. But don't worry, your hips and your shoulders know how to do the calculations. So crank it on up; and get on down. When you're done, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search for "funk" and enjoy Johnny's other hours of free funk made just for you. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real-time. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out ou

Johnny, Mishy, and Patty Links get together to bemoan Johnny and Mishy blowing up their brackets and celebrate Patty Links' hurdling to the top of the bracket standings with her fifth grade math class approach to picking winners. Then the crew discuss continuing stories getting moved in lieu of basketball, the stress of watching basketball, travelling rules, life in the Indianapolis bubble, The Ladybug's Picnic, and more! Patty also uses a ladybug crawling around her bracket to predict this week's games. Mishy's 4 game parlay of the week: Oral Roberts +11 Loyola +4.5 Syracuse +6 Baylor to win Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real-time. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny begins his journey into Cyberpunk 2077 by doing some character building. He chooses to be a scarred up male Corpo with 4 body, 5 intelligence, 3 reflexes, 6 technical ability, and 4 cool. Then Johnny heads off to his tutorial mission. He also reads some webpages in the Cyberpunk internet pages, meets up with Jackie, and gets introduced to data charges. Then Johnny goes to the Lizzie's Bar and gets fired from his job. Then it is time for target practice, stealth training, and messing with the x-axis sensitivity. Then Johnny tries to find Sarah Dorset with his buddy Jackie. Johnny finds the Samurai band website and gets introduced to Johnny Silverhand. And after finding Sarah, Johnny heads back to his crib to wipe with the three shells (from Demolition Man??) after a long day of losing his job and running around town. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. All the ke

Johnny and Mishy convene all things NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament to discuss the names and the games of the upcoming madness in the world of men's college basketball. Johnny kicks things off with a March Madness Minute where he names all the names, nicknames, and locations of the teams playing in the tourney. Then he realizes that he missed a bunch of them. Oops. Then Mishy goes quadrant-by-quadrant offering his upset predictions and some great wagering/betting/parlaying ideas to stimulate your game viewing pleasures. He also gives a few predictions on his round of 32. Of course, there are many Oral Roberts and Morehead State jokes too! Finally, Johnny redeems himself with another March Madness Minute. Mishy's Round of 64 wagering advice: East: Mount St. Mary's/Texas Southern take the under Take Witchita on the money line Take Michigan State to win East upsets: Georgetown Maryland IONA St. Bonaventure West upsets: UCSB Ohio VCU South: Colgate/Arkansas take the over South upset: Winthrop East:

Johnny interlocutes with the clavinet and the organ by way of introduction then shoots an intergalactic funk rocket that wraps the solar system up with a pretty pudding bow. Mishy bought a swimming pool and plans to grow a cornucopia of tomatoes in his garden this year. Then Patty Fantz, The Sausage Hut's resident Nightshade expert, calls in to discuss canning tomatoes and making sauce and storing it in her fruit cellar. She also cross-examines Mishy's approach to growing tomatoes. Then the fellas touch on football. Mishy presents options for betting on the Cleveland Browns to win the Super Bowl and a five-team parlay of division winners, JJ Watt's PR leveraging, and Mishy tells a tale of demonstrating press breaking in front of legendary coach Hubie Brown at a coaching seminar. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvise

Mishy and Johnny discuss aluminum with The Sausage Hut's resident metallurgy expert, Bob Dump. Then Johnny recounts chugging some beet-heavy veggie juice too fast and proceeding to yell at the porcelain. Then Johnny bitches about progressive lenses and remembers what the dormouse said in Lewis Carroll's classic Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, which Mishy is now reading. #feedyourhead Then Mishy adds in some football news regarding button fudgers in legalized gambling in Tennessee, and Washington firing their cheerleading squad. Then the fellas talk about the Washington Generals and the Harlem Globetrotters, half court hook shots, and granny shots from the foul line. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real-time. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram:

You've always wanted to shoot that pudding wrestling video. Well, now you finally have a soundtrack. Johnny constructed this groove, track by track, for your listening and wrestling pleasure. Like all the music you hear on The Sausage Hut, Johnny produces and performs it. You won't find this mixture of comedy and music in any other podcast. Go back and binge our 400 episodes. Most are atopical, so you can still enjoy them like they were made yesterday. There's plenty more free funk over on JohnnyKielbasa.com. Just search "funk" and enjoy! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

The first ten minutes of this podcast were so good that Johnny forgot to record it. So we missed the Super Bowl Minute. But you can find it on Mark Arum's podcast. Then Johnny, The Vegetarian Butcher, and Johnny expouse on their analysis of the Super Bowl, officiating gripes, sour grapes, butthurt retorts, quasi-gloating, and kisses of death. Then it's time for calls! Leon from Denver, Colorado calls in to chat. Then Harriet from Yonkers and Atlanta asks about Hexy's sexy chicken wing exploits. Mishy talks about the great chicken wing shortage of 2021 and his wing catering execution. Harriet shares her wing double baking secrets. Then Roy calls in to give Mishy the business. And Mishy and Johnny conjure a Manzarekian interpretation of Chicken Wing Man. All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real-time. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasaroc

Johnny and Mishy get together to finish out the football season, celebrate the big game, play funky ass music, and talk all sorts of fun prop bets for the Super Bowl. Thanks for listening! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After an exhausting Divisional Playoff Week Football Minute and a brutal Butcher Block, Johnny, Mishy, and The Vegetarian Butcher rehabilitate the Cleveland Browns loss to the Kansas City Chiefs (Johnny was inconsolable for a bit), then the trio breaks down the professional football semi final games. The Butcher gives the Kiss of Death to Buffalo. This week's wagers: DTD: The Vegetarian Butcher takes Green Bay; Johnny takes Tampa Bay Johnny and Mishy take Buccaneers to win Johnny and The Vegetarian Butcher take the over; Mishy takes the under Butcher takes Kansas City to win for $750. Johnny takes the under; The Vegetarian Butcher takes the under Mishy takes the under Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

This funkenstance emanates pure butterscotch -- dripping with funkability. Dedicated to every morsel of happenstance in our funkin obelisks. Walkin, talkin, puddin and hulkin. Feel all my delicousness in your funkdillyicious dereliction. Peace. This original dog-walkin musical interlude is composed and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks