Johnny Kielbasa's Sausage Hut

Johnny analyzes Wendy's Big Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger and Big Bacon Cheddar Chicken sandwiches.

Gerald Blancmange waxes nostalgic about his traipses through the meadows of his childhood and his adventures at local dairy farms discovering double cream, whipping cream, heavy cream, and most importantly-pouring cream. And with apologies to Robert Frost, Gerald expouses The Pudding Not Taken. Then Professor McGuire recaps his first week back to classes where he lead his class in the finer points of chocolate pudding and strawberry blancmange. Then we hear an update about the monumental Euchre challenge recently held at Aunt Clootie's Pudding Place. Needless to say, Gloria Flan called in to gloat. And, ever a glutton for pudding and punishment, Professor McGuire challenges Gloria to an afternoon of Bar Skittles at the aforementioned Pudding Place. Finally, of course, The Pudding Masters venture into The Limerick Corner! Professor McGuire's not-so-Limerick offering: In the refirgerator And all the way in the back Fully chilled And gently stacked Something special Something different Something not the s

Johnny Kielbasa brings you along for some play-by-play and bidding analysis of today's The Price Is Right episode. Amber and Devin are the models. Your contestants bid on a bumper pool table, a punching machine, his and hers watches, his and hers ensembles, a computer, and a rocking chair, turntable, and records set. The showcases are highlighted by a boat and a tiny car. The contestants play Punch-A-Bunch, Do The Math, That's Too Much, Now and Then, Gridlock, and Squeeze Play. Go back and binge our other 30 Podcasts In 30 Days runs from yesteryear! All the original music you hear is composed and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. There are also hours of free original funk to listen to at JohnnyKielbasa.com Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

It is that time again! Time to slide down the rabbit hole of madness and into 30 Podcasts In 30 Days! Johnny kicks things off with some organ jamisthenics then lays out a preview of what you are likely to hear this month on the widest variety of comedy content on any single podcast anywhere! You're gonna hear: Fantasy Football Ferocity! Pudding Masters! CyberPhunk 2022! Fall In For Fallout 76! NewsBeet! Pumpkin Spice Extravaganza with Patty Links! Let's Watch The Price Is Right! And Pudding Funk! And sooooo so much more. So get up and get down in The Hut! Subscribe and drop us a nice review while you're at it. Thanks! And go check out our other 30 Podcasts In 30 Days to hear some of the shows you'll only hear during this festive time. All the original music you hear is composed and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. There are also hours of free original funk to listen to at JohnnyKielbasa.com Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny starts off with a smooth groove befitting a rainy evening in Night City; then dives into Lizzy's Bar in Watson to see a fixer named Regina. Then Johnny meets up with Claire for a street race (The Beast In Me: City Center)! Johnny drives while Claire shoots at other competitors and Johnny ends up winning his first race (driving in Night City is much more forgiving than GTA). Then Claire drives through town, drops Johnny off, and drives away. Then the side job cavalcade continues as Johnny heads over to a homeless camp to neutralize a psyberpsycho for Regina Jones. He gets neutralized himself by the turrets hanging from the ceiling of the homeless camp. Finally, Johnny heads down to a warehouse industrial complex to do some murdering for the police. So Johnny hides behind a semi and takes sniper pot shots at a gang of bad guys and racks up more headshots than he expects to. Then he unloads some loot and calls it a day in Night City. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast and Fall In For Fallout 76,

Gerald Blancmange invokes the Bard of Avon with his take on "Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Pudding" while pondering treacle and pirates and swashbuckling tones. Then Professor McGuire offers his own treatise on treacle then introduces us to a book he recently purchased, "Pride & Pudding: The History of British Puddings, Savoury and Sweet" written by Regula Ysewijn. Professor McGuire's interns get in contact with the author's literary agent - Gloria Flan - to discuss an appearance on Pudding Masters. The group ends up agreeing that if Gerald Blancmange and Professor McGuire beat Gloria and the author in a game of Euchre at Aunt Clootie's Personal Pudding Place that they may appear on Pudding Masters. Then Professor McGuire asks Gerald Blancmange to visit his university to be a guest lecturer this fall. And Gerald remembers the first time his mother let him handle the whisk. Finally, it's time for Limerick Corner! Professor McGuire's offering: In our most recent blue ribbon cooking competition Th

Johnny Kielbasa grabs a free gardening camera paint skin from the Atomic Shop then spawns in the middle of the irradiated river next to his C.A.M.P. Johnny is still overencumbered from the last episode and he figures out if he can build a vendor bot to sell his stuff to from the comfort of his own C.A.M.P. After fiddling around with that (unsuccessfully), he heads out on another Beckett ally quest. First, he slogs his overencumbered ass down to Sutton station to sell off his booty. When he gets to Sutton Station he discovers a Punchcard machine (haven't seen that before) to manage S.P.E.C.I.A.L. perks. And after much rigamarole, Johnny unloads his stuff, makes a fast travel stop back at C.A.M.P. to repair his flaming sledgehammer All Rise, then heads off to Dagger's Den. At Dagger's Den, Johnny gets assaulted from all angles while making his way inside Dagger's Den. Turns out he didn't need to go into Dagger's Den because the Buffout stash he was looking for was outside in the makeshift Swoss Family Robi

Johnny Kielbasa starts things off with an Olympics Minute then synchronized swims straight through the potpourri of Olympics! Then he tries to figure out the astrophysics calculus behind scoring the decathalon and heptathalon - INT(A(B — P)*C). Then he talks about how he likes to watch 4-6 different Olympics streams at the same time. He also mentions that women's field hockey should be as popular as soccer, the discus is fun and funny, the two Soviet dudes who have the two longest hammer tosses ever (Yuriy Sedykh and Sergey Litvinov) were whirling dirvishes, and handball should also be more popular. Finally, Johnny goes whiparound style through the rest of the Olympic sports. All the original music you hear is written and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. There are hours of free original funk to listen to at JohnnyKielbasa.com Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Our host Gerald Blancmange - from the Halls of Pudding - descends into the Pudding Chamber to begin this delightful repast with a first course of homage and apologies to an Emily Dickinson pudding classic...free from butter chugging lunatics, as it were. Then the pudding pondering enuses with Gerald's spirited defense of taking the time to make real banana pudding, as opposed to Jell-O Pudding/Cool Whip/Nilla Wafers. Then Professor McGuire joins in the fun with a treatise on rice pudding and the history of rice and its journey across the seas and the mountains and into the pudding. Finally, we pay a visit to The Limerick Corner! for this week's banana pudding-inspired limericks from Professor McGuire and Gerald Blancmange. All the silky grooves and original music you hear is written and performed by Gerald Blancmange. Pudding Masters is brought to you by Uncle Dave's Taint Cream and Aunt Clootie's Personal Pudding Place.

Johnny Kielbasa continues his sojurn through the West Virginia wasteland like he usually does: looking for free stuff in the Atomic Shop! Thanks for the free Perfect Bubblegum. Johnny starts off - overencumberd, of course - at his C.A.M.P. where he cooks up some grub, stashes some loot, and gets another mission from Beckett up on the roof. So Johnny sets off to kill Bronx as part of the Traitor's Demise mission. Power armor and fusion cores are always an issue on this journey. Johnny runs into several problems trying to take his power armor on and off between battles. He finally makes it to Bronx's mansion to take potshots at his minions from a ridge overhead while eating lots of lead. Overnencumbered and unable to fast travel, Johnny sets out on a long slog to a Vendorbot. He reads some computer stuff in a sheriff's office then has to take on some grunting Mole Miners. He also reads a hilarious set of messages from sober Dr. Harrison to drunk Dr. Harrison. He finally makes it back to C.A.M.P to chat

Johnny Kielbasa breaks out his Olympic Theme and gives you the 2020(?) Tokyo Olympic preamble intro orientation rundown you've been looking for. After lamenting about the overall state of the Olympics, Johnny analyzes The Olympic Channel and goes through some of the new and more obscure sports in this Olympiad: Rhythmic Gymnastics, 3x3 Basketball, Karate, The Modern Pentathalon, Surfing, Skateboarding, Rugby 7s, Sport Climbing, Field Hockey, and more. Then Johnny runs through the schedule going into this weekend. Cmon! Get into the Olympics! It's only once every coupla years! All the original music you hear is written and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. There are hours of free original funk to listen to at JohnnyKielbasa.com

This installment features some quasi-side missions for Johnny (as V) to complete. Fortunately, we do get a glimpse of Keanu Reeves (as Johnny Silverhand) along the way. We start off checking out ex-cop Andrew's apartment then heading off to find Andrew's NICHE (except we really don't know what a NICHE is). Johnny K/V heads to a columbarium (a weird cemetary) to find out that a NICHE is a grave. And this grave is for Barry - who turns out to be a tortoise. So Johnny K/V heads back to tell Andrew's cop buddies that Andrew quit being a cop because he was bullied and the Barry the tortoise was Andrew's only friend. Side quest completed. Johnny K/V complains a bit about misleading waypoints in video games, then Lizzy Wizzy calls! Johnny K/V spends some time figuring out how to find Lizzy Wizzy at the No-Tell Motel. When he does, he finds that Lizzy Wizzy strangled Liam - the dude that was trying to hide from her. Johnny K/V hastily disposes the body down a garbage shute. Side quest completed. Then Johnny K/

Johnny Kielbasa pounds a tap into the tree of funk and a steady stream of Bottlerocket Pudding Syrup gushes into his bucket and yours. Act 1 blasts off with a binaural tiki-taka pongload of rhythmicality and a few blasting doppleganger nardknockers Act 2 is a superorgan hellfugue followed by a wah wah clavinet puddingfunk fantasia that summons trick-or-treat every day of the week. Act 3 is an angry guitar slobberknocking wah wah inversion rocketshot up through the constellations and back down to the smoking scorched earth When you're done with that astronomy lesson, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search for "funk", and enjoy Johnny's other hours of free funk made just for you. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. All the keyboard and guitar deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real-time. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on I

Johnny hops back into the wasteland of West Buhgawd and grabs a free Supply Package out of the Atomic Shop (for scrapping at a workbench to grab extra materials). Then Johnny gets back to running around his C.A.M.P. in his underwear when he remembers that he let Beckett set up a bar on his roof. And just like that its time for an Ally mission! Beckett (who Johnny dressed up in the Garb of Mysteries) wants to stick it to the Blood Eagles gang. And after a lengthy conversation about why Beckett left the Blood Eagles, Johnny (among constant nuke launchings by fellow players) fast travels to the Freak Show to find Beckett's collegue's Edwin's diary. Upon spawning, Johnny is immediately attacked by a big bug. Then he gets attacked by Parasitic RadToads and contracts Jelly Fingers. He picks up the key at the ad hoc camp and heads back to Beckett for more. Then, after a quick repair job at the armor workbench, it's time to go rescue Beckett's cult-addicted buddy Sage in the Exit Sage Left mission. After fast tr

Gerald Blancmange and Professor Macguire convene in the Pudding Chamber to discuss pudding's close relative, custard. Professor Maguire is known to convert his undergrads from instant pudding to pudding cooked on the stove top. And, of course, there's nothing more fun than walking into a room and seeing a half full bowl of pudding that you forgot about! Professor Maguire declares butterscotch King of All Puddings. Then the discussion turns from custard to the dicthotomy of butterscotch and caramel, and where molasses fits into the equation. Then it's time for Limerick Corner! Gerald and the professor each share their original pudding limericks of the week. And finally, professor Maguire reads feedback from the pudding mail bag. All the original music you hear is written and performed by Gerald Blancmange. Pudding Masters is brought to you by Uncle Dave's Taint Cream and Aunt Clootie's Personal Pudding Place.

Johnny Kielbasa (as V...and Johnny Silverhand?) finishes the Search and Destroy mission then goes in and out of consciousness while Johnny Silverhand slowly takes over his body. Johnny/Johnny Silverhand/V go from one crappy motel room to another then talk to a human-looking proxy for Hanako Arasaka. Then Johnny wakes up again in Pacifica in the ruins of the Pistis Sophia hotel across from that abandoned roller coaster we rode a while back. While there, Johnny Silverhand shows V his cache of dog tags from the Mexican conflict 50 years ago. Then we (V) have to decide if he'd take a bullet for Johnny Silver hand. Then Johnny Silverhand says we have to get Rogue and kill Adam Smasher to get revenge from something else that happened 50 years ago. Then Act 3 starts and we hit a POINT OF NO RETURN where all other quests will be locked. So we decide to not go in there quite yet. So next episode....side quests! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast and Fall In For Fallout 76, and CyberPhunk 2022! All the musi

Pudding historian Gerald Blancmange dons his tweed sportscoat and effuses historically upon the rich and creamy history of the keystone of western civilization - puddings. Modern pudding aficionado Professor Maguire delivers a treatise on modern takes on chocolate puddings. Then these specialists regail stories about discovering modern pudding in a midwestern lunchcounter and Mozart discovering the clavinet after spilling pudding on his harpsicord.

Johnny Kielbasa and Mishy convene discussions regarding NHL playoff hockey, canoeing with friends in a storm, English Premier League Championship Sunday, relegation, 1-800-Mishy, and Prince's I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man, Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real-time. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny pillages the Atomic Shop for free stuff (that is easier to find than it used to be). Then he heads to his C.A.M.P. to repair some electrical and to make sure that his turrets take out any assholes who dare come close because of the Hunter For Hire quest Johnny did in the last episode of FIFO76. Then he scraps and stores some junk. Then it's time for an event. Let's herd some Brahmin! So Johnny heads off to find a Shepherd's Crook to herd some Brahmin - named Earl, Sugar Bomb, and Dandy - up the road and fend off attackers along the way. Then Johnny heads to Sutton to see the Overseer to get his bearings for the next adventure. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast and CyberPhunk 2022 too! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny Kielbasa shoots for the stars on a rocketship full of groovetastic butterscotch puddingfunk rocket fuel. Some slippery guitar gets the journey to the statosphere started then some filthy clavinet/organ takes the ship into intergalactic orbit; that's when the dance party starts! And just after you break a sweat getting up and getting down, Johnny opens a dialogue with all the aliens of the universe. Crank it up, and enjoy the ride. Ohhh yaaaa. When you're done, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search for "funk" and enjoy Johnny's other hours of free funk made just for you. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! The vast majority of our podcasts are evergreen/untopical. All the musical jams you hear are produced and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. All the keyboard deliciousness you hear is improvised by Johnny in real-time. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks