Nerf's Lols At 5:05

The next financial crisis is coming, quick find a cave to live in! 

Save time and MILLIONS of moneys with these FIVE MINUTE HACKS! 

Financial Crisis looms... we take you to our financial guru Larry Patterson and his wife Karen. 

Now that we have AI to tackle the planet's biggest problems, how are we going to use it? 

Keggs and Eggs.  It's a party.  It's a tradition, but where did it come from?  The pretty-sure-this-is-accurate History Of Keggs and Eggs. 

All this focus on marginalized groups... what about MEN? 

If you don't believe RFK Jr. Knows Health, just ask his brain-worm! More health tips from RFK Jr. and his Brain-Worm. 

More health tips from the guy who knows health, and the worm living in his brain, RFK Jr. and his Brain-Worm. 

Bad things just happen... when you're stoned?  Quick, get yourself some Stoner Insurance! 

Think you're too broke or too late for a spring break trip? Think again!  Your spring break party is waiting at the Aurora Resevoir!  

Hate Daylight Savings (coming up Saturday night)? Here are some alternatives. 

How about more quality health tips from a guy who knows... RFK Jr. and his brain worm! 

Let's go to the top healthcare official in the land (and his brain-worm), and get healthy! 

All these calls... what does one do?!  Introducing, DON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE! 

Intercom announcements recently overheard at the White House. 

OK, let's try this again.  How do we get people to watch local news?  Let's try... CLOWNS! 

Happy Valentines Day.  If there is just too much sex in your life, try Marriage!  

Alone on Valentines Day?  Grab a Brad Bot 3000.  Every bit the same fixer-upper that human men are!  

Trying to stay warm? Coats are for suckers, try FAT! 

Local news is in a ratings slump.  Trying out new things to attract an audience.  Let's try pirates!