Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

In this one we say goodbye to our beloved Beetlejuice themed segment and hello to two dogshit movies. Will Cesar Wattolina build Roku City? How many times can we say The Maker or The Batman Who Laughs before Russ loses his mind?Notes: Supernatural Disaster, Megaludris, Dr. Crazex, Coppola in the Franxx, Dumping Garbage in the Blazing World, The Maker, Venom Freeze: The Last Ounce, Cesar Wattolina, Chappell Russ Man, Landmine Pizza, Wiener Coffee Pizza, LEGO Biolizard, FGC Arthur Fleck, Sexy Rat, Gyroid Gynoid, A Moratorium on The Maker

We're back to doing commentary tracks for dementedly horny anime. This time it's the worldwide sensation, Gushing Over Magical Girls. Of course, that means we had to get our friend @dauragon to come on and talk about fighting games and powerscaling.Covering episodes 1-4 of Gushing Over Magical Girls.Notes: Pervert Powerscaling, S&M Frame Data, Creami Mami, Goonforce, Sexual 3D printing, Folie a deux, Creepy Juice, Hard-Off, Bondage SSR, Pig Liver, Tasteful Pasties, Magical Girl Labor Politics, Gatchaman: Nextdoor, Heartbreak feels good in a place like this

Well, everyone left our Patreon and our discord server, so we're living out of Alan's Cybertruck. Thank god we've got our friend Piss (@Tsukihimedemake) to help rip off the format of a marginally more popular show while we discuss the new Sandy Cheeks movie Notes: Our Discord Server Betrayal, Cybertruck Escape Room, United Snakkkes of KKKamp KKKoral, SpongeBob Spotlight, Enslaved: Odyssey to the Left, SpongeBourgeoise, Robot Wanda Sykes, Broom Boy Minute, SpongeBrat, Lego Pharell hat, A24 Presents The Front Room’s: The Frothed Brew - An Elevated Beverage Critique, Hegelian E-girl Nadeko, YIMBY NIMBY explainer, Conquest of Crazy Bread, The Evil Pig, A Frankenstein is Haunting Europe, Moon Viewing Pies, Evil Shadow, Warsman and Sneagator, Unabomber and Unabombshell

For this episode we invited our Gaming Correspondent, Scott (@FKASocks), to help us launch a new energy drink based gaming news channel. Somehow this turned into a lesbian ultimatum and a lot of talk about gooning. Notes: Lesbian Ultimatum, GFourl, Stab Stimulant, Doug’s First Non-Woke Game, A Quiet Place: Roadhead, The Crow Goon Jacket, Traitorous Fat Man, Viziers and Eunuchs, Dookie Dash: Unclogged, 9/11 Suspension Bridge Effect, Tim Burpin’ Presents Drinkingjuice Drinkingjuice - The DemoniCoke Freakstyle Drink ReBOO 0% Juice is Loose in 666 Sips, Blowhole Blast, Gru’s Pineapple Lifestyle, Unperforated Pizza, Alan Ruins Everything, Minion Blasted Popcorn, Theater Pizza, Woke Tuah, Five Nights at Chao Garden, Shadow is not Vegeta, Menage au Gex

We're furious about the rumors of Disney bulldozing PizzeRizzo to create Monsters Inc. Land. There's only one way to fight back: create a bizarro version of Disney and beat them at their own game. That's right, it's the Walt Studios D32 fan event. Don't say we didn't warn you - it's a bad episode.  Notes: They’re Killing the Muppets, Walt Studios, Pelosificent, The Worm Must Feed, Sherlock’s Honey-filled Coffin, Sid is Back, Shin Doctor Who, McDonalds Gacha, Wimpy War: The West Wing, Redditor Pizzas, Mini4King, BioLizard Bucket, God Von Erich, Callouses of Friendship, “Rod Dreher, Host of the Nightmare”

After doing 200 episodes of The Number One Independent Sonic/Pizza Podcast On the Planet, we’re so happy to move on to where the real money is at: games journalism. So we’ve brought on our dear friend Ben Pack to usher in our new era of The Giant Hogcast Notes: Giant HogCast, TikTok Crying Guy FPS, Italian Catholics, Marcel and MJ, Hedonism 2000, Gyaru Fieri, Pokemon Mass Extinction, Greaseman’s Limp Bizkit, Watergate, Tim Burpin’ Presents DrinkingJuice DrinkingJuice - the DemoniCoke FreakStyle Drink ReBoo (zero percent juice is loose in 666 sips), The Positive Game Reviewers, And do you really need anybody else????, Power at Casa Bonita, Rules Lawyering vs. Powerscaling, Redditor Pizza Wedding, Kaiki Deishou’s Pizza Boat Party, Commander Mykhal Taelor

Deadpool fever is sweeping the nation and one of us got roped into joining the Weapon XD program to become totally epic and random. Only #mymentor @goomvi can help us exorcise the spirit of Deadpool using the Power of Waking. Buckle up, we're not getting out of the barnyard on this one. Notes: Weapon XD, Cajun Flavor, The Deadpool of Willendorf, Dramatic Ryan Reynolds, “Tim Burpin’ Presents DrinkingJuice DrinkingJuice: The DemoniCoke FreakStyle Drink ReBoo, Zero Percent Juice is Loose (in 666 sips)”, MRESteve1989’s NSA sting, Waterpool Minute, Tinky Winky’s Purse, Nasty Deadpool Pizzas, President Joe Fixit, Tom Hanks Notch, The Original John Pork, Shadow’s Ultimate Fearless Biotechnology Class Hot Dog, The Fartiswheel Guy, The Baja Tickler, Conservative Lava Girl, The Anti-Mutant Groyper, Oyster Queen, The Babygirl Messages, Funko Muno, Pei Daiyocha, Russ’s Chappell Roan Confession

For the finale of our beloved "De-potable Me 4 Sips 4 Gru 2 Rise" drink review segment, Alan sat down and watched every Despicable Me movie. But the question remains: did Gru rise? Notes: L’Minions Internationale, aguas frescas, Miku in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?, Highway Minion, The Haunting of Gru House, Watto Voice, Grucel, Karate Wife, Dru vs Gru Hotness, The Mega Minions, Did Gru Rise?

Hoo boy, that debate was a real shitshow. One guy is so senile he keeps looking at the same book assets for hours on end and the other guy is a weird lava snake. Where is Mamala??? Notes: Sleepy Gideon, Painted World of AntsCanada, Bayou Pope, Catholic Built, Hopsinland Empire, Dr Disrespeto Gfuel, The Blighttown of America, What foods would get us killed in A Quiet Place, Magican Mouse, Knotfest Camel Dung, Def Jam 2024, Lara-Su Chronicles, Cap’n OG Readmore, Streamer Teacher Mewing for 4th Graders Correction: Drake did not sample a Shadow the Hedgehog song. He sampled “His World” from Sonic 06 for the song “KMT”. Bolsonaro also used this song in a campaign video in 2019. They are both similar types of guy, to me

It brings me no pleasure to report that the king of Club Random is looking to retire. Will we be able to find a successor to the throne before he enters his final Kush Coma? Notes: The King of Club Random, Moon Boy and Devil Dinosaur, Health Sodas, Tendy Subs, Scottish Morrigan, AI Pizza Glue, Crust Chew Crust Please, Azof Battalion’s Problematic Pizza, Is Your Wimpy War Over?, Casa Bonita with Korone, Sonic’s Synergy is Too Good, The Nastiest Time in Prehistory, Dinosaurs Attack Trading Cards, SMTV Bonus Item Rage

The movies are under attack and we have a plan to save them. Yes, it involves Noovie and the wonderful Maria Menounos. Notes:  The Movie Theater Lifestyle, Ape National Guard, Invisible Stink, Funko Watto, The Big Dog of Shimano, Built By Creamers, The Prude’s Fantasy, Rocko’s Gooner Life, Pepsi’s  Rock the South Tour, Canadian Cheese, Ki-Adi-Mundi’s Goomars, Shadow says Fuck, Unabomber Shed Tinyhome, Jenny Nicholson Neom Video, Nico Yazawa in the Blazing World, Hot Topic Sonic Line, Language of Nukes Subtitles

Wow, we're so excited to have this opportunity to make a themed role-playing experience for Disney's Doug! I sure hope this doesn't get scrapped and replaced by another equally replaceable property.  Notes: Wish Upon, Elden Doug, Not the Mama, It’s Fate, The Evening Dump, Frieza the Homeowner, Jessica Chobits, Shonen Soda, Gros Michel, Watturd2, New Haven Apizza, Congressional Baddies, Legally Bubba, Baki’s Drug Test, Wakandan Kumon Academy, Rompope, Vilerat Creepypasta, Vtuber Kindergarten Voice, Mewing and Looksmaxxing, Mystical Milfs, Into Night Dream Delights, Challengers Summer 

Happy belated Boonta Eve to everyone! We're so glad that our good friend Watto was able to pull some strings and get all of our favorite podracers on the show. (Well everyone but Sebulba...) Notes: The Boonta Eve Classic, Certified LoverFluggrian, Dwegon Diplomacy, Inventor of Gnomes, Island Boys vs. Da Vinki Twins, Space Angels, Invader Zyn, Poopdeck Pappy’s Clash of Fate, Costco Midnight Hour, De-potable Me 4 Sips 4 Gru To Rise, Professor Toothsome’s Chocolate Emporium, Xorn and Fantomex, The Fairness Meter, Fujordan B Peterson, Knuckles UCB Show, Latina Rouge the Bat, Miss Heed, Richard Scarry Apple Cars, What if Kevin Smith knew who Mori was?, Johnny Three Tears

Wow, I can't believe we finally got to this huge milestone. Thanks again for all the great support on Patreon and Substack from our comrades on The Salty Spitoon Left. This week we're covering Squid on Strike/Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm.  Notes: Saturday Night Left, Aquahell, The Cool Kramer Landlord, TheyWork, Toobin Grossout Closeup, Microtransactions Single Issue Voter, Cabbage Seller Discord RP, My Little Pony: Comrades are Solidarity, Whip Em Out Wednesday, Needy Drinky, Bojack Horseman is my Comfort Character, Rockabilly Movies, SpongeSplaining/SpongeSpreading, DSA DLC Caucus, Leftist SpongeBob Whoppers

The world has not been the same since the eclipse. Welcome to the interstice, where the world of brands and the world of man overlaps. The Godbrand, Slimer’s Back, The Leftist Spongebob Watchers, Speaker of the Brands, Gru’s Doubting Thomas, De-Potable Drink 4 Sips 4 Gru to Rise, The Kidney Lord, CarnivoreDiogenes, Funko Watto, Death Romiel, Cheese Tsuchinoko, Sonic X IHOP, Return of the Cold Gru and Thing Burger, 20 Minutes of Immortal Hulk gushing that got edited out because it was boring and mostly about Kabbalah  

For St Patrick's Day this year we've got a hot WORLD EXCLUSIVE for the Irish Cinematic Universe. That's right, the Dwegons are back and hotter than ever Notes: Leprechauns & Dwegons, Attack on Bean, Podcasting Dwegon, Dirty Soda, Mexican Treats, My Dad is a Rock Star, Crazy Puffs, When My Ex-Wife Becomes the Goblin Queen,  Rock and Roll Wario, Pineapple Culture War, Beer Sucks, Did Jodorowsky make the Beatles eat doo doo?, Goku’s dick and balls, Hotep/Harley Queen Mori, Japanese tterroristt, Mike Hate, King Bean, The Giver Job on the CommuneThe Mori image that jumpscared Alanhttps://twitter.com/MASSGRAVE_ART/status/1769507901310419231

The spicy fish sandwiches must flow Notes: The Arnold Shortman Classic, Can a Sujimon and Pokemon find love?, Weightlifting Watto, DOOJ, 100 Pepperoni Pizza, Beverage Connoisseurs san Frontieres, Food Fight 2: Grocery War, Sonic Ocean Water of Life, Mexican Polnareff, 40 Days and 40 Bites - A TradCath Review of Fast Food Fish Sandwiches, Dueling Ghostbusters Popcorn Buckets, Giant Woman and the Bug Man, Stand Up and Cheer Moments, Skarsgard’s Mancow Defense, The Bony Kashiwa Method, Dookey Dash: No Way Home, What If?: Guns N’ Roses, Golem Gunwolf

We saw it twice.Notes: The Haters of Hate who Hate Hate Hatingly, The Idea of Best Buy, Hate on the Spectrum, lapping at it like a big dog, The Marveldone Clinic,  The City of Uncles, STEM daughter, The Barstool Baddies, The Payakan Salute, Dolezal Packed Her Bags and Moved Away, Marfalump Minute, Alan’s Metal Rod Dream, I Had the Madame Web Dream, The Coconut Tree, Unc Ben, Female Eminem, LazyTown Style Villains, Restructuring the Hive

Well we found a new movie to base our entire lives and personalities around, but this time it lets us do vigilante justice to people who annoy us. Protecting the hive kicks ass Notes: Protecting the Hive, Fode and Beed, Consumerist Nirvana, Restoring Sanity, Infinite Swag, The Myth of the Tricolor Rotini, Truguts Peggats and Wupiupi, Uncle Steve’s Sauce, Two Sips for Dakota Johnson’s Beautiful Web of Truths, Dollar and Ounce  Bargain, Beekeeper vs Antkeeper, Thaw Slicely, The Wise Consumer, Let There Be Ants, Gay Slug v. Gay Cyclops, Lupin to Sonic Pipeline, AI Two Things Humor, Earth Rider vs Bio Lizard, White Woman Social Link

The top 3 worst things on earth you can be:1. A fake friend2. A fake fan3. A fake podcast hostNotes: Getting Back to Basics, Gnostic Evil Trinity,  Pope’s Ultra Infallibility, Hazbin Hotel’s Eve, Double Stavs, Taco Bell Shrine, Polka Elements, 2 Sips for Dakota Johnson’s Beautiful Web of Truths, Cook-Out Heaven, The Assumption of Gucci Mane, Bo Bowls, Homestuck Wedding, Pizza Ranch Public Forum, This Woman, Lowkey Trying to be a G.U.N. Agent, Secretary, The Curse