Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

We were so excited to do the finale of our drink review segment (Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told by Ginger) at Comic-Con this year! Unfortunately the crowd did *not* like our Doctor Doom reveal.Notes: Double glazed fritters, Lil’ Skrimp’s Lil’ Adventures, Poppy Kong, Get in the Live2D model Shinji, Robert Downey Watto, Sleepin’ and Tokin’, Steam Powered Giraffe, Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told By Ginger, Homeowner Gargamel, Powerscaler Rage, Food Scalpers, Sex Guillotine, Werewolf Bread, Hulkster in Heaven, Rasta Toad, Wizpig’s Birthday Letter, Cinesthetic Woman, Uncle Kong, Treatler Console, Chuhai Lips: Canned Flavor of Married Women, The Nasty Stomach Family

Ah crap, our Ha got separated from our Ka and we're stuck on the damn Beach. Now how the hell are we gonna get our treats delivered?! Notes: On the Beach, Cinesthetic Women, Polisticks, Small Store Sipperman: Can More-sips-on Drank Quietly, Respeto Griffin, Funko v Nendo, Agent Gorgon Zola, Age of Doug, Borrito, It’s Giving Glorp, Dollar and Pound Bargains, Sonic McClaren, Leftist Mario Kart, British Dark Faeries, Hitler Direct

Well, we tried to find a psychic bigfoot (à la Zorth) to become our business partner/father figure for Father’s Day, but we got tricked by our friend @pseud0streams and wound up talking about D&D and the various goops available at Publix. Check out Pseud0 on twitch https://www.twitch.tv/pseud0streamsNotes: Zorf, Nub-tugging Ritual, Psionics Minutiae, Dead Billionaire Water, Carmine Reveal, Fantastic First Four Sips: As Told by Ginger, Ask a Ninja, Gooner Harkonnens, The Original Dubai Chocolate, Shock Jock Pope, George Lopez Chingy, Sicko Mode, Pub Sub Goop, Advice for 30 Year Olds, Chiikawa Pizza Eating Techniques, Riverdale Sea of Fragments, Memecoin Scams, We Found Our Stinky

Well, this is embarrassing. We got an invitation to visit a bug-themed celebrity in the Philipines and thought it was our friend the Jollibee, but somehow we got trapped in an elaborate vivarium with a rapidly closing circle of fire ants. Can someone please cancel this guy? Notes: Dinner with the Bee, Chance Cube Relic, The Baby Voice, Schmovement, Mike Collabs, Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told by Ginger/Crackkkerkoa, Spite Based Health, Fantastic Four In One Pizza, Latino Sonic Respeto, Sonic X DC: A Powerscaler’s Wet Dream, T posing game, Malice, MindOfJson Cooking Minigame, New Jersey Mantis Man, Fetterman’s Havana Syndrome, Zorth, Ronald’s Rise, Gadget Boy

The finale of our Gushing Over Magical Girls commentary series is here after sitting on the shelf for ~3 months. We do a drinking game that might kill you, but in the end it's worth it for the LOVE. Drinking game rules:Drink/smoke for every instance of the following -Sexual style moanMagia Baiser does the evil faceDead/mindbroke eyesHorny tango musicMagical girl transformation sequenceThe word LOVETorn clothing

We tried adding an AI of our dead (?) friend Watto to Fortnite, but he won't fucking shut up about the Boers in South Africa. Notes: AI Watto, Creeper Milk, Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told By Ginger, Little Brutus, Boers in a Phone Booth, Ultrama’am, Rod Dreher’s Nights Into Dreams, Latino Blues Brothers, STEM Laureate, Alan The Southern Flavor, Marvel Yumejoshi, Symbiote Kangol, Poperoni, Horny Money World, What’s More Swag than STEM?, Komodo Dragon Croc, Bees Canada, Trunko and the Tully Monster Horny Money World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_opjVlYhi4Milwuakee Jayers Beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0y0CmfhVxwMaebashi Witches OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5M7y9i-30g 

May is Mental Health Awareness Month. So in light of recent events with a certain ogre shaped senator, we are taking inspiration from the Martian Mind****er and running a mental virus check on our audience. All of the nasty worms and bugs in your brain will now be replaced by good bugs. Note: Bonzai Buddy for your Brain, Fetterman Hatman, the UberEats PUA, A2s4s Presents: Thunderburps* An Elevated Beverage Critique (The New Refreshers), Circumcision NexusMods, Anti-Wario Religious Tenets, Moe Moe Kyun Mythbusters, Sebastian Stan App, Weedful Things, Rispetto, Chewy Strips, STEM spells, Cull Obsidian, Bak En Barr, Swamp Therapy, Delgo 2 is for the fansCorrection - Mumei was the Hololive who was into Strange Magic. Gigi is the Neil Breen one

For our 4/20 / Easter show, we managed to book the Religious Studies tent at Coachella. So naturally we used it to do a Wrestlemania knock-off with our favorite characters. Notes: The Top Religious Scholars in Podcasting, Klasky-Csupo Food, Twisted Sodas, The Batman Who’s GangWeed,  Super Minion Bros, Cuphead Doctor Who, The Many Saints of Podcasting, Sticker Sharks, Zurr En Chalupa, Keith Haring X Tenga Popcorn Bucket, Wocky Slush, YuruSTEM, Totinos Mandela Effect, Vtuber Chuck E Cheese, The Mineral, Tennessee Cave Creature, Delgo 2, Chinese Beekeeper

With the state of the economy, nobody wants to hear bad news anymore, so we're pivoting to smiles, laughter, and happiness only. Primarily smiling and laughing when Jack Black says the funny Minecraft words. Notes:  Where is the Love?, Flint and Steel, Seamus Finnegan and the Banking Goblins, Mein Craft Beer: Ender Flagon, STEM Movies, Herobrine Nightmare Fuel, This is My Design,  MindofAlon, New Dews, Extraditing the Noid,  Sonic’s Confusing Timeline, Tuttle Twins and the wax JFK head, S3 Plan JP Sears, FartCoin, the Randolph County Cistern Creeper 

David Zaslav has hired us to do the one thing he's always dreamed of, but could never do himself - kill every single fucking Looney TuneNotes: Killer ZASLAV, What’s Up Doc (Fauci), The Bojangler, DEI Forky, A2s4s Presents: Thunderburps*, an Elevated Beverage Critique, Santa’s Secret Soda, Lego Panopticon, Department of Equity for Italians, Snow White Diddy Party, Chuck E Ozempic, Sonic Humiliation Ritual, Krakkl of Kwyzz, Thogal Ritual, Pete

A world divided made whole, with a few bugs for encouragement. The UCA’s precursor, the United States of America, had a prominent treat culture. A distinctly American philosophy - and one which would appear to have spread to this continent. The more we seek to unite the people with metaphorical bugs, the more essential treats seem to become. Notes: The Good Book Episode, Themcow, European Solid Snake, Elon’s Mail Cum, Hot Guys Who Dress Like Three Year Olds, A2s4s Presents: Thunderburps*, an Elevated Beverage Critique, Bionicle Scuba Phase, Watto Graham, The Tyranny of ‘Yo Momma’s Big Fat Booty Band’, The Incel Stinger versus the Soyjak Thunderbug, AntsCanada’s Lament, Not Like Us Pizza, Telepathic MicroXL Bully

After losing our dear friend Watto, Russ did what all spiritual white boys do: travel around Asia and try various sauces and treats. We’re living, laughing, and loving now as we talk about the most nothing Marvel movie yet. Get in, we're Finlandizing Celestial Island mack. Notes: Lifesize Gardevoir plush, Sabra the IDF Superhero, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Smoking Death Star, Vivek Ground Zeroes, Gooner Vegeta, Tim Blake Nelson’s evil QR codes, Finlandizing the Celestial Island, Weeb Wolverine, Malign Powerscaler Influence, Thunderburps*, Space Angel Vtuber, Dwegonal Returns, Condom Cheese, Wimpy War 3.0: You Can (Not) Eat or “Fry Me to the Moon”, Bring Me the Poison, Paddingtonpilled, Pizza Mythbusters, Hamburger Hands, Paul Accelerationists, the Hoan Kiem Turtle, Diddygatari

Here's to the ones that we gotCheers to the wish you were here, but you're not'Cause the drinks bring back all the memoriesOf everything we've been throughToast to the ones here todayToast to the ones that we lost on the way'Cause the drinks bring back all the memoriesAnd the memories bring back, memories bring back you Note: Mud Snakes, Watto has passed through the Other World Check-In Station, F*CK Darth Vader, The Last Will and Testament of Watto, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Dr Pizza Stone vs Evil Mr Steel, Extreme Meals, Bobites, Dr Who style humor, will Sonic fall in love?, Templar points, Fake Gamer Elon, Maker Fancams, Strange Magic, Wattovision, Klumping it Up, Sheela na gig, DICriders, Kevin Keller’s Tickle Tapes, Zanfretta’s Aliens, The Magic Treehouse

For our special Fortnite Friday podcast, we’re  joined by teenage wunderkind and independent AI thinker Ryan Warinski. He’s definitely a real guy who came on the show to talk about how epic Russ is, not just Russ with a slightly different voice.Notes: Ryan Warinski, Name Three Sexy Nintendo Characters, Ambivalently Racist Bionicles, Bonkers Miranda Right, Nerfing Sheen, Cronenberg homeowners, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Ancient Mushroom Elixir,  Loyal Customer Alert, Evil Mr Steel, Curse of the Rizzbino, Inspirational Graffiti, Edgy LEGO Humor, Wire Mommy Games, Fish-man of Lierganes, House DS Game, Momentary Lily, Babygirl ate the doodoo

The movie we've all been waiting for is finally here and the world wants to know: Is it love? Yes, it's LOVE.Feliz Yaoidad everyone Notes: Mufasa is fucking dead, Biolizard confirmed, Sonic in Neom, Sip and Slurp: Sonic the DrinkNog 3 sips LATINO EDITION Feliz Sonic’s Dad, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Angry Video Game Nerd Powerscaling, Doop and Goth Rogue, Pizza Phalanx, Estus GameFuel,  Indiana Jones and the Great Nugget, Blutomoding, Pizza BangBus, Maria does not get a BOOM, Sonic’s Rock and Roll Influence, It’s Happening Again, Incel Gex, The Loveland Frogmen, Drama Queen,  CORRECTION: The Argentine Tegu, not monitor lizards, are “warm blooded” in that they are able to heat their bodies up to 10C above their environment https://www.newscientist.com/article/2074982-first-warm-blooded-lizards-switch-on-mystery-heat-source-at-will/Feliz Yaoidad - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaBL8CEwQWM 

Where we hunt one we hunt all. We are Kravanon. Nothing can stop what is comingNotes: Kravanon, Frank Caliendo powers, The Matrix Has You/Christ God Encoded Wife, The People’s Rhino, Kraven’s Manifesto,  Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Mancow’s Sandwich, Ironic Pepsi Murder, Strong Guy, French Fur Trapper Ownage, Monopods, Hut To Go, I Had the Pink Haired Woman Dream Again, Sonic 3 Predictions, Buca Nuppeppo, Woke Pope, Ave Maria Robotnik

Wicked fever has swept the nation and we've got the wunderkind movie reviewer Rip Gripson here to talk about it and all the other great films tearing up the box office. You'll never guess which toydarian has 1-2 queer media personalities online holding space as he defies gravity with his gas-filled flight bladder. Notes: Rip Gripson, Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Apple Rankings, Corpo Food Wars, Holding Space for Watto, Wicked Mac and Cheese, Tomato Wine, Goblin Pizza, Delta Ice-Nine, Points Check-In, Asking Kids About Jelly Roll, Suezo the Kid, Tulkun Nostalgia Critic, The Virgin Serpoians vs The Chad Ausso One, AI I Love Lucy Face

In this post-election landscape, everyone is asking "Who will be the Joe Rogan of the left?". Well we wanna get in on the grift too by filling two niches no one has covered yet: The Alex Jones of the Left and the Hasan of the Right. Notes: The Female Prison Planet, Temu Hasan, Kiernan Shipka is Gryla, Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Oh My God I Will Vote, Wattaang, The Ides of November, Gramsci’s Fanceroni, Skibidi Rizz Island, Giga-Meat, Diddy Kong Party, Pizza Oven in the White House, Cool Silverados, Big Rock Candy Zone, Pain Man, Awkward Fellowmaxxing, Beauty Zonnette 

It's the most important night of the year, so you know we had to get our wonk The Chart Hog (@ShaneHosea) to come on and crunch the numbers for us. And what numbers you may ask? Well of course it's the First Annual Venom & Joker Evil Clown/Goop draft. Check out Shane's games here http://harkforsooth.itch.io Notes: The Chart Hog, Joker and Venom Memorial Evil Clown & Goop Draft, The SmartWife, Doki Doki Realistic Panic Attack, The Sinister Six(?), Damn I feel like Hey Arnold, Mini XL Symbiotes, Dark vs Light Sodas, Beetlejuice Hax, The Great American Buc-ee’s Project, Morticia’s Kooky Chocolate Shake, MindofHKlum, Orbot Smoking a Cigarette, Scream Stealers, Does nobody have anything nice to say about mussels

Folks, love is back in a big way. Specifically a very special kind of love that involves trapping people in dollhouses to do ageplay shit. We got our friend Iris (@Elf_Chaser) on to talk about the horny bullshit that's going on in this show, the dogshit movies we've seen at the theaters lately, and uncles. NEW RULES: 1. Alan can no longer mention The Maker, The Batman Who Laughs, or The Batman of Zurr-en-arrh 2.  If Alan brings up any shitty Marvel/DC crossover event to make Russ feel sad, they have to put $1 in a jar and after $10 Russ gets Taco Bell, BUT he has to use the shuffle function from the app to get random food 2.  Only five minutes of X-Men discussion per episode (includes our friend Glob Herman) Notes: Magia Scat, The Three Mystic Tokens, The Netflix Anime Ghetto, The Dollhouse that Queers Heterosexuality, James Cameron’s Ageplay Painting, ERP Healing, Goku’s Greatest Fear, Le Boss Bebe, Lesbian Jumpscare,The Problem with Monster Musume, The Real Magia Magenta, Latex Cube Guys, Iris’s Jerma Encou