Rock N Roll Football With Rob Beckett

After an incredible season it all comes down to this. Who will win the Premier League? The Matts are here for the last day of the Premier League season to take you through all the goals, and all the twists and turns of the day!

'I feel like some sort of... burst wolf!' Just one of the many strange sentences uttered this week, as Matt Forde and Matt Dyson discussed David Moyes crying, ice hockey, daytime pizza consumption, and the perils of the pools...

This week, Matt and Matt immediately went off on quite a large tangent about New Forest ponies, reminisced about Robson Gold shinpads, cheered on South Shields FC and asked the hypothetical question 'Would you fight a donkey for a teabag'. Yet-to-be-award-nominated football journalism.

This week Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you all the Good Saturday goals (or lack of) and get behind Marine AFC as they battle Basford United in the Supporters Club! They're also asking the important questions - who was the most disappointing footballer you ever met? What's the difference between being a 'Soccer Ace' and a Footballer? And what happened to those footballs that changed colour to orange in cold, and can we get one on ebay and test it in the fridge?

This week on Rock and Roll Football the Matt's discuss Fat Footballers, how to deal with defeat and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's shopping. Also this week the RNR Football Supporters Club get behind Fort William FC and it doesn't go well.

Matt and Matt are here to bring you all the latest scores and football news - this week they discuss the hangover cures, wasting money and the most exciting thing that happened at school. Get involved!

Custard cream pizzas, terrible mascots and awful penalties. Starring special guests, Matt Dyson's daughters!

Matt and Matt are here to get you through the International Weekend. They chat about shaving footballers, Matt Dyson's fashion choices and transplants footballers should have!

Frank Skinner joins Matt and Matt as part of his 10 hour broadcast marathon. They chat about jobs footballers do once they retire, family football allegiances and confusing sightings of Arsene Wenger.

Dyson is off on his holidays, so this week Matt Forde is joined by guest co-host Chris Scull. They oversee an absolute goalfest across the country, and discuss nearly meeting footballers, whether Vialli is bald, and Jesse Lingard having an existential meltdown...

In today's show we address Brendan Rodgers' secret life as a robot, homemade football outfits inspired by a David Luiz leather jacket, and like much of the country, Fordey's Mark Lawrenson gaffe.

Celebrating by the cojones, McDonalds kits, the Rock N Roll Football Supporters Club & David Attenborough commentating on Marcus Rashford

For some reason Matt and Matt came in to do the show when there was literally 1 FA Cup game on. So, in lieu of actual scores, they talked about football Valentine's gifts gone wrong, politicians getting football wrong, and to cap it all off producer Daisy accidentally got the Gladiator theme music wrong. GREAT SUCCESS!

Messrs Forde and Dyson are back together, and they discuss: the worst day of Fordey's life, piano concertos, a mad fan smashing TVs to smithereens, and much more. Essential listening.

Matt Forde is off this week, so Matt Dyson teams up with Ben Burrell for intelligent discussion on Andrey Arshavin's ghost haunting a man (Andrey is still very much alive), Rhian Brewster's eyebrows, and Ben offends large parts of the Midlands with an accent. Essential listening.

The Matt's are reunited It's a packed show full of airhorns galore, the boys give the new medical craze sweeping sport a try plus the worst Premier League XI of all time!

This week, Matt Forde returned from New York City, and was full of the joys of American food and antacids. The idea of an American episode (sponsored by Rennies) was even mooted. Madness. Elsewhere, plenty more bobbins, accents, and general confusion over what the heck was going on. Essential listening.

This week, Matt Forde and Matt Dyson rather foolishly asked you lot to send them funny, radio-friendly, insults. Only about 10% of which were broadcast-safe. Elsewhere, they went a bit bonkers with Phil Collins growling in the style of football fans, and Gary Neville said "y'alright?" to a man. Compelling listening.

Jose Mourinho's hotel bill, the Poundland in Carlisle gets a lot of love and Fordey's joke falls flat. Happy Christmas everyone!