Rock N Roll Football With Rob Beckett

Matt Dyson is back and Matt Forde could not be happier! Novelty football Christmas presents; Fordey's in the Christmas spirit, he's seen all the Christmas films and hates all the Christmas covers!

Matt Dyson is off moving house, so Matt Forde is joined by comedian and Swindon Town fan Ivo Graham. Topics discussed include 'hippy crack', footballers out on the town, and Matt's burning desire for Alan Shearer... Essential listening.

The mince pies are out in the studio, which reminds Matt Forde of a worrying trouser incident, reminds Matt Dyson of a recipe for gammon, and reminds all our dog listeners that it's time for walkies! Elsewhere, a dream of Stuart Pearce in a hot tub turns steamy, and Matt Dyson reveals he has a perished crotch...

League football is back, which means loads of footballing content right?! Wrong, we're talking special ingredients in meals. As well as Harry Redknapp in the Jungle, Patrice Evra's unsanitary method of preparing a chicken and Stuart Pearce's favourite band, Ferocious Dog.

This week, in Dyson's absence, Jonny Owen ably filled in, as we touched on some big topics: - dart boards in bedrooms - Aguero going grey - Spurs' NFL kit BIG SHOW

Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. If by action you mean mucking about, making fun of footballers and generally not knowing what's going on, then this is the show for you. Rooney's international return, Fernando Ovelar's goal and ways to make international friendlies a little more exciting.

On this week's **award-nominated** show, talk naturally turns to Matt Forde's Cheerios addiction, before merging seamlessly with Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher's squeaky argument, heading via Matt Dyson's ridiculous workout routine. All covered with a liberal sprinkling of daft impressions.

After a flippant comment about 'dubbin', Matt and Matt wondered what other retro football terms were overdue a revival. Cue: a bombardment of memories from listeners, including the merits of Mitre balls, Bukta kits, Quaser boots and much more. Elsewhere, Forde forgets what league Swansea are in, and Dyson forgets he's in a radio studio...

The boys are back, after the international break, as Matt Dyson says, normal life is resumed. Fordey's back with stories of his holiday, including a bad experience while whale watching. Also, Mourinho gets provoked, Jermaine Pennant's on Jeremy Kyle and the boys get too excited too soon about Nottingham Forest game.

On this week's show / shambles, Matt and Matt celebrate Absolute Radio's 10th birthday by remembering what was happening in football 10 years ago - Schteve McClaren going Dutch being a memorable highlight. Elsewhere, talk naturally turns to Grant Holt becoming a wrestler. Plus, a bottle of port is in the studio...

Commemorating the late great Chas from Chas & Dave, our very own duo Matt & Matt wonder why modern artists aren't writing songs about sports. As well as that, they discuss some classy West Ham earrings, Pochettino picking on cows, and then get a bit giddy when Forest score late-on...

The Premier League returns (Huzzah) and with all the drama of today's scores the Matts talk port and that turns into a chimney chat, with a real life chimney sweep on air! Also, Noel Gallagher drops by, or does he... Plus lots of football-related stuff!

Matt & Matt outdo each other with their anniversary faux pas, try to get to grips with the new international tournament and say "That's what the Nations League is all about".

Messrs. Forde and Dyson invent a new way of doing a shout-out, discuss Terry Venables' dystopian prediction for the future of football, and reveal that Matt Dyson has a quite frankly disturbing alternate career dream. All that, and lots more guff besides.

A cracking game in the Sweet Things Derby, can Unai Emery get his first win as Arsenal boss, and highlights from this week's show such as Limericks about Willy Boly, a Gordon Brown story and Matt Dyson always reporting goals enthusiastically.

On this week's show, Matt Forde and Matt Dyson were once more sampling the delights of Edinburgh. And by delights we mean working their way through a deep-fried pizza and Irn-Bru. They discussed irrational hatreds, a work of literary genius, and discovered that Dyson is very much against dill...

Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you the first Rock n Roll Football of the season (and Matt Forde's first ever Rock n Roll Football)! The Premier League Predicitons get put into the time capsule, and Matt Forde reveals just how many pies he can eat in one sitting...

Forget the PFAs, on the last day of the Premier League season we crown the all important Rock and Roll Football Awards.

Rob Beckett and guest host Jarred Christmas discuss the relegation battle, play 5-in-5 and Jarred reveals his surprising genetic test result...

This week, Rob and Matt had literally 1 game to keep the nation abreast of. So, to pass the time, they listened to some absolutely awful Arsenal fan music, wondered if there were any listeners in Aberdeen, and they brought back 5 in 5! Much to Matt's disgust.