Rock N Roll Football With Rob Beckett

Harry Kane's 'goal', Michael Oliver's hobbies and Michael Owen's poor banter.

This week, Rob Beckett and Matt Dyson learnt that Rob's body does not like -100 degrees, Neil Warnock doesn't like shaking hands, and they wondered once more what Jose Mourinho's life inside a hotel is like... Plus plenty more nonsense. Give it a listen.

Ben Burrell and Matt Dyson talked football politicians, Harry Kane's big toe, Lewis Cook's grandad and Jamie Vardy's champions diet.

Matt Dyson along with special guest co-host Paul McCaffrey (back by popular demand) discuss football chants, Harry Kane's World Cup haircut, footballers' dogs and some unmissable, high-octane international friendly action.

Rob and Matt found a stone painted to look like Sean Dyche on eBay, discussed Jamie Carragher's impressive phlegm capacity and Per Mertesacker releasing the most depressing statement ever. Plus loads more nonsense. In the background to all this, Silent Producer Brian was seemingly falling apart at the seams. Quite the roller coaster of a show.

Special guest co-host Paul McCaffrey joins Rob this week for the 3 o'clock kick offs. Paul shares a Liam Gallagher encounter and a story of a disastrous Brighton gig. The pair invent a new knock-off bag of crisps: the Whatwhats and the Nandos Tropicana burger in association with the new World Cup song.

Rob's off again so Ben Burrell and Matt Dyson spent the show talking about Fernando Llorente stroking people's hair, a conspiracy concerning Neymar and his sister, and Arsenal fans' obsession with comparing Wenger to Robert Mugabe. All this, whilst being interrupted by the new in-studio VAR.

Rob's off, so Ben Burrell and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. And by 'action' we mean 3 boring FA Cup games. To make up for the paucity of football, we went down a long and rich vein of "transport footballers". This is 33 minutes of puns, essentially. Enjoy!

With some unmissable fixtures like Swansea Burnley and Stoke Brighton this afternoon, Rob & Matt discuss Stefan Effenberg's giant head, an underwhelming Roy Keane anecdote and more experts from the now-infamous Billericay Town owner Glenn Tamplin.

Rob Beckett and guest co-host Lloyd Griffith bring you a show full of cathedral facts, sticky tape impressions and occasional football-related nonsense.

Best duo since Chris Armstrong and Steffen Iverson, Ben Burrell and Matt Dyson talk you through the unrelenting magic of the FA Cup, fruity footballers, the Nations League, the Leeds logo and the piano playing ability of Alexis Sanchez.

On the menu this week: Sean Dyche's craving for worms, fizzy drink induced aching shoulders and the definitive Big Bum XI. Yes you read that last bit right.

Another week, another load of nonsense. Rob and Matt realise that Swansea's manager is obsessed with fish, they get dangerously groovy whilst reading out scores, and they pitch for a big money move to China. All that, and more. "Xièxie"

It's the most magical time of the year! The magic of the FA Cup gets Rob and Matt all giddy with excitement, which soon turns to panic as they realise they have 22 games to try and keep abreast of. Inevitably, talk turns to Jamie Vardy's world-class banter, Jose Mourinho becoming Alan Partridge, and Arsene Wenger attending a presidential inauguration. Magical.

Where to start? This episode features an impromptu theme for Rugby, Jamie Vardy's shopping habits, a goalkeeper with 11 fingers, the top celebrity bowlers of Manchester and A LOT of talk about Swans fighting Hornets. That's only half of it. We'll be honest; this is probably going to be an exhausting listen. Prepare accordingly.

Big Sam can't decide between the Uefa Cup and Europa League, and Sunderland's poo gate fan speaks out. Plus, we gave you the chance to show Rob and Matt how 5 in 5 should be done for some great prizes!

Don't miss the week that saw the return of Big Sam and Pardew to the Premier League. We answered the big questions like what did Pep say to Nathan Redmond? Is Olivier Giroud better than Eric Cantona? And what constitutes serious foul play?

Rob Beckett and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. If by action you mean mucking about, making fun of footballers and generally not knowing what's going on, then this is the show for you.

Pete Donaldson playing the part of Tore Andre Flo coming off the bench to stand in for Rob this week. Ably assisted by the ever present 'Gareth Barry' of the Rock N Roll Football team Matt Dyson the pair chat about the phenomenon short swapping and keep you up to date with all the goals from Saturday afternoons action.

Rob Beckett and Matt Dyson bring you more vaguely football-related nonsense. This week: Rob shares a special moment with Peter Crouch, Matt and Rob have a major falling out about ice cream and we speak to a man who has never had a cup of tea