Rock N Roll Football With Rob Beckett

Sean Dyche of the Dead, Alien Osman, Freddy v Jason Roberts, Scary Henry and the Wicker Mane all featured in the seasonal Halloween footballers. Also, Barcelona's mess in the Real Marcia changing rooms was shocking, but the cubed ham they appeared to be eating was even worse.

Rob Beckett and Matt Dyson bring you more vaguely football-related nonsense. This week: Rob offends a bloke from Hartlepool, Dyson actually gets a 5 in 5 right, and they both become obsessed with Kevin De Bruyne's strange voice...

Rob Beckett and Matt Dyson have an absolute GOALFEST this week. As well as excitement on the pitch, they also have a delightful time stuffing Lindt balls into Matt's mouth, exploring Harry Redknapp's new-found love of cryptocurrencies and much more nonsense besides...

Rob Beckett was joined by guest host Ben Burrell today. They exposed the love affair between Harry Winky Winky Woo Woo Winks and Mauricio Poch Pochettino, found out it if Ben is posh or not and discovered someone almost as bad as Dyson at 5 in 5.

Rob Beckett and Matt Dyson are joined by Josh Widdicombe, plus they take some time to remember the philosopher that was Diego Costa as he departs for Spain. And 5 In 5 returns! Which promptly leads to a Dyson meltdown...

Rob Beckett and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. It's not a great day for Elton John and Rob's brother comes in to share a very specific skill

Rob Beckett and Matt Dyson bring you a total goal-fest of a Saturday afternoon, alongside the first ever airing of radio's most panic-inducing game '5 in 5'. Which promptly leads to a Dyson meltdown...

It's an international friendly week, so in lieu of actual football, Rob's decided to bring back a classic game show. Which promptly leads to a Dyson meltdown. That, plus coverage of Game For Grenfell, a look back at the transfer window shenanigans and more!

Rob Beckett and Matt Dyson bring you a Saturday afternoon of football that was largely devoid of goals. That doesn't stop them from looking at Ronaldo's weird steel advert, Rob bringing back 'You Bet', Dyson fighting Stormzy and more...

Rob Beckett and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football.The Carabao Cup draw fiasco and old favourite, Ian Wright, highlighting Wilfried Zaha as the 'danger mouse' were in the firing line today. We also realised that peas really are an underrated vegetable thanks to Javier Hernandez.

Rob and Matt are back for the new football season. Chelsea get 2 players sent off and Phil Neville can't count.

To whet your appetite for the brand new season and the absolute chaos Rob Beckett and Matt Dyson are about to unleash on it, here is a little podcast with some highlights of last season. Featuring 'The Big Bird Derby', 'Sex Mogwai' and finally the answer to the question no one asked, "How long does it take Chris Kamara to shave his moustache?"

Rob Beckett is joined by Joe Wilkinson and David Earl, stars of brand new comedy 'Rovers' on Sky 1. Also Rob and Matt discuss sporting sledging tactics and Matt's massive wallet!

Rob and Dyson discuss footballer sitcom puns, plus they're joined by comedian Henry Paker who is the subject of Rob's quiz on Henrys.

Rob Beckett is in Leeds and joined by Dom & Tom from Bantams Banter. Rob and Dyson also discuss Fabian Delph's admission that he believes in ghosts.

On this week's show Rob and Dyson discuss weird footballer's houses and they are joined by comedian Chris Goldsmith who takes part in Rob's Goldsmith quiz (much thought went into that one..)

Rob Beckett is joined by Chris McCausland and Matt Dyson as they discuss football cakes, Rob rants at England's dreadful new kit and Rob quizzes Chris on kids TV.

Rob Beckett is joined in the studio by Alex Brooker from the last leg. This week the team receive some feedback from a listener and they also held the inaugural Pundit Awards 2016, Mark Lawrenson didn't come out of it well!

Rob's back and is joined by Tom Allen who stands in for Matt Dyson as 'King Of Sports', a controversial move given that Rob had to teach Tom the rules of football. They also discuss World Book Day and Cumberland Sausages.

On this Valentine's Day special edition of Rob Beckett's show a pioneering game of 'That's a Name' was born. Rob was joined in the studio by Joe Davis who was anointed the show's 'Love Doctor'.