1-800-weirdos

The title says it all. Our special guest, Armand, Ruler of Man, shares his myriad conspiracy theories with us, with wisdom and sympathy for all.

Gabrielle St. Evenson, a.k.a. St. Eve (and the host of the show that precedes us, "The Eccentric Ear") is our special and magical guest on this episode. Really an outstanding experience for all of us, if I do say so myself (and I don't).

Mr. Pregnant is our very special guest on this extra-weird episode. He tells us all about his home planet, burns his beard, and sings his classic hit "Titties Like a Woman". What's not to love?

Nothing is ever the same as it was, except when it happens all over again in exactly the same way (which it never does). So when you find yourself remembering the future, just try to predict the past.

Old friends are like old underwear. They make you feel comfortable, but not everyone needs to know about how old they really are, or what brought you together. Still, this friend is always welcome wherever or whenever I may be.

In this second part of the compilation of our worst slits, we focus on some of the magical guests that have been featured recently on the show. Call 1-800-Weirdos NOW and be next!

In the first part of this compilation of our greatest shits, we focus on the madness and the astral travelogues.

It's the inner groove, baby. Listen to it over and over again, and then you'll really know.

I knew that would get you! You'll never be the same! Stop listening, or start listening (whichever comes first).

None of this makes any sense. It's beyond my comprehension. But somehow, I forgot to care about that in any way whatsoever.

My gratitude knows no bounds. It's so wonderful what you've done for me. Truly amazing.

Nothing needs to be known, but still you might feel better if you knew. unfortunately, that's simply not possible. Sorry about that.

It never ends. It just goes on and on and nothing can stop it. We have a special guest for this episode...Bob the Kook!

Along with recent callers, as the title of the episode points out, I tell the Story of the Painting of the Fish.

Clearly the best episode ever, especially for those who are longtime fans of the show. You and I are here, and that's all you really need to know.

Moving backwards in time is very confusing for me. The episode you heard last week is the one I'll be doing next week. I do my best to explain that during this week's episode, which could also be titled "Only always...never again" (and once was at some point in the future). Call 1-800-934-7367 and leave me a message for last week's episode (I mean next week)...

Due to the overwhelming success of Mr. Murray Gillbacker's appearance on last week's episode of 1-800-Weirdos on Radio Free Brooklyn, tonight's episode features messages left by Mr. Gillbacker on the 1-800-Weirdos line (800-934-7367). Maybe YOU should call in and be like him? Or just tune in now to hear the episode at http://radiofreebrooklyn.com/show/1-800-weirdos/

Special guest Murray Gilbacker joins us live in this unusually strange episode. No one makes it out alive.

As 2016 begins, we examine the need to lose our minds and be weirder than we originally thought was necessary. Good luck.

Since this episode aired the day after Christmas, I decided to fill your mind with all the things you'd need to make it through the rest of the holidays. Many cover tunes.