1-800-weirdos

Both John Gille AND Jon Yodice join us in this free-for-all three for none odyssey...!

A very dangerous episode. Do not listen to this if you intend to remain sane.

Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle. Everybody Squiggle. Squiggle till you're green, Squiggle till you're blue. Then some more.

So many morons, waiting and expecting to hear from you...Too many morons, turning into idiots. How many more morons must I meet, until I am complete?

Some people think they know, but no one ever knew. If anyone ever knows, they wouldn't be thinking they knew, because they'd know they never knew.

Our special guest on this episode of 1-800-Weirdos is https://www.facebook.com/drpatrick who will help us eat our own heads.

Completing the trilogy of episodes with Yodice, we hatch a plan to prank those bastards at #adultswim #developmentmeeting #annnoying #idiots

Continuing to ruminate with Mr. Yodice, we make sure not to say anything that makes any sense to anyone. You're welcome.

On this episode, we celebrate the unexpected return of our erstwhile co-host, Mr. Jon Yodice, the man who never knew but understood nonetheless!

Here's a very special episode in which I pitch Weirdos TV to the goofballs at #AdultSwim's "#Development Meeting". I'm on their show, and they're on my show. They found this to be too confusing (seems to me they're easily confused).

We must be lost in space (and time and multidimensional reality) because Dr. Zachary Smith is our special guest on tonight's episode!

Now that we're beyond the end of time, things really get out of control. Not recommended listening for those who have difficulty dealing with reality.

The ever fabulous Miss Dirty Martini calls us from the distant future, and promises to return to the past for a visit. What a thrill!

The first episode from beyond the future. An impossible trip into the middle of the center.

Trivial matters, existence, meaning, and all that rhythm. Please, pretty please, with everything on top.

Our awful guest is an incompetent idiot, to be avoided at all costs. Our apologies.

Dirty Martini and Julie Atlas Muz call us all the way from France, and tell us how to spell Bordeaux properly. A fine lesson for all of us. Bob the Kook also has some words.

Nothing you ever knew is true, so the truth is revealed, but not really. In fact, this sentence is not true either.

Honestly, there is no reason I can think of why you should listen to this episode. It will rot your brain and make you instantly insane. Avoid it at all costs.