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The communication goes on forever, but every so often, you gotta sign out... #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Really better if you focus on something else. You know why. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

It's a strange kind of double-think, and you know it can't last forever. It's just the way it is. My money's on you.

You can say it fi you want, but don't ask me to. Don't even think about it; I know I never do.

It's even further out than the other thing, or even the other other thing. Watch your head.

Now that it's an all new year, I decided to make this episode a compilation of every episode we're ever aired. Listen closely so you can catch all the nuances.

This follow up to the previous episode is especially crafted for the end of the year. If you listen carefully, you'll hear a reference in some way to each event that happened to each person all over the world during every moment of every day of the past year.

This very special non-holiday episode is exactly what you needed to not hear when you aren't not celebrating all those not wonderful not holidays.

The math just doesn't work out. You'll need to show your work.

If anyone had even mentioned it to me, I would be the first one to admit it. Obviously an oversight on your part. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

If you don't already know, I'm certainly not going to tell you. Try again, please. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

I've typed it before, and I'm typing it here again - "Nonsense is what makes life fun" (Dirty Martini) #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

I misquoted you on purpose. I imply, you infer. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Never could be any other way. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Nobody told me there'd be days like these (strange days indeed, most peculiar). #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Please don't be normal. In reality, normality is a myth. Get Weird NOW! #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Michael Motto and John Gille join us for a three-for-all free-form lossless complicated rant. No, it isn't genetically modified, but you'll wish it was.

Better than all the rest, we know this still isn't the best. But, it just might be the "best of all possible worlds". Or not.

These aren't the sort of things one discusses in public, which is exactly why I do the show.

Jon Yodice co-hosts and nothing is possible.