What Were They Thinking? - A Podcast About Really Bad Movies

Did a 13-year old boy write this movie!? Patreon Luc from Game It All sends the guys down a winding path with the wild and unpredictable Crank: High Voltage starring Jason Statham. While tryin to discuss this adrenaline rush of a movie, Nathan and Brendan try to wrap their heads around the "broken english" subtitles, playing Mortal Kombat with an Atari joystick, David Carradine playing an Asian man, all the timeline issues, the Godzilla fight and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: Sound of Metal Run (2020) Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/mariahhx Montrose Monkingt

This week, the guys welcome back Mariah Lirette to talk about a movie she picked for the show after taking the Mraovich Challenge - White Chicks, a film famously described as "up there with Titanic." The gang talk about giant Russians ice cream vendors, topical Winona Ryder jokes, the ease in which the Wayans change in and out of some very complicated 'white chick' suits, Terry Crews taking a very unfortunate turn late in the film and much more. Plus: they figure out that the character stupidity may revolve around eye infections. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: Slaxx Nobody "Dark Side of the Ring: Confidential" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebo

At least the guys technically watched a somewhat-coherent movie this week. Brendan and a very special guest co-host are joined by Congo superfans Steve and Izzy from Everything I Learned from Movies to discuss the Michael Crichton adaptation followup to Jurassic Park starring Laura Linney and a talking gorilla. The gang discuss everything from Steve and Izzy's absolute undying love of this film, all of the insane accents, terrible CGI lava, the love story between Peter and Amy the gorilla, Delroy Lindo's cameo and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: "Oz" "Venture Bros." Ninja Cheerleaders Cam Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themo

If you thought Soul Plane wasn't quite tasteless enough, then do we have a movie for you! This week, Nathan and Brendan 'celebrate' the fifth Thursday of April by talking about a movie that never made it to the big screen (with good reason), Cheerleader Ninjas. The guys talk about everything in this wretched film including Star Trek nerds referencing Star Wars, the janky signage, a Power Rangers finale, every scene involving at least three fart jokes and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: Cruising Godzilla vs. Kong Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/mariahhx Montrose

The patrons strike again as this film was given to the guys by recurring guest Brent from Home Video Hustle. And lo, he has bestowed a truly wretched film experience upon your hosts - that of Soul Plane. The guys talk about all of the lazy stereotypes, "funny" names in movies, the neverending music video, they wonder if John Witherspoon's character is actually blind and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: The Rental The Devil's Rain Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/mariahhx Montrose Monkington III: www.twitter.com/montrosethe3rd Head over to untidyvenus.etsy.com an

The Patrons demand it and the guys deliver! Thanks to Patron extraordinnaire Michael Bagford, the gang tackled the Arnold Schwarzenegger action classic Commando. Joining the team this week is returning guest Galen Howard, which also led to a shocking revelation that Nathan was the only person on the episode that had seen this movie prior to this week! The discussion of the film ranges from all the extravagant killing methods in the cold open, the romantic father/daughter montage, the ridiculous shopping mall sequence and much more. Full disclosure: lots of "Arnold voices." Like... a lot. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: The Columnist Spawn of the Slithus "Homeland" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcas

The guys bring back their favourite hustler, Brent (of the Home Video Hustle podcast!), to discuss Vin Diesel's love letter to himself - xXx: The Return of Xander Cage. The guys talk about how every character thinks (and says) that Xander is so freakin' cool, they discuss the one team member whose specialty is running into bullets and crashing his car, the absurd grenade/hot potato scene is broken down, Ice Cube's pointless cameo makes everyone shrug and much more! The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: Lone Wolf and Cub: Sword of Vengeance The Wolf of Snow Hollow The Hills Have Eyes (2006) Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo d

This week, the guys give their hot takes on the beloved 80s film about time travel starring Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd! The guys wonder just what in the hell is a jigawatt, they break down Marty's hidden desire to bone his mom, Nathan makes a case for Biff being one of the most useless villains in a film and much more! The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: The Descendants (2011) Mayhem Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/mariahhx Montrose Monkington III: www.twitter.com/montrosethe3rd Head over to untidyvenus.etsy.com and check out some wonderful art by friend of the sho

This week, the guys welcome back Liz from the Nerdy Bitches podcast to discuss the futuristic clone movie The 6th Day starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Many things are discussed like the XFL game at the beginning of the film, terrifying "life-like" dolls, Michael Rapaport's virtual girlfriend, Arnold wasting crucial time with one-liners and much more! The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: "Schitt's Creek" Spontaneous Shrunken Heads Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/mariahhx Montrose Monkington III: www.twitter.com/montrosethe3rd Head over to untidyvenus.etsy.com and check out some

Happy St. Patrick's Hangover Day! As is appropriate during a very Irish holiday, Nathan, Brendan and returning guest Jason MacLeod discussed a VERY Irish movie (with lots of non-Irish actors doing Irish accents) - last year's Wild Mountain Thyme. The guys discuss Christopher Walken's Irish accent, Emily Blunt's reaction to a kiss, the absolutely insane nonsensical left-field ending and much more! So kiss the blarney stone, down a glass of fine whiskey and swat at the sky with an oar - it's thyme for fun! The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: "The Expanse" "London Irish" Palm Springs Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designe

Time to conclude... the MARCH to WRESTLEMANIA! To wrap off the two weeks of wrasslin' content, the guys (and Ryan Gilbert) take a look at the WCW event from 1990: Capital Combat: The Return of Robocop. Highlights of this week's discussion includes Brendan depressing everyone with the 'dead wrestler tally,' Nathan dishing on Shane Douglas despite the guy not even appearing, Scott Steiner cutting insane promos even in 1990, the infamous Robocop spot and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: The Simpsons Republic of Doyle Maps to the Stars Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.c

Time to begin... the MARCH to WRESTLEMANIA! To start off the wrasslin' theme, the guys bring back Ryan Gilbert to break down the Hulk Hogan family comedy Suburban Commando. They discuss how no one reacts to Hulk Hogan nearly committing murder, the Undertaker's high-pitched voice, drinking anti-freeze, Shelley Duvall barely being involved in the plot, the movie containing more endings than Return of the King and much, much more! The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: City Hunter (2011) Pretty Hard Cases Muriel's Wedding Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/mariahhx Montrose Monkingto

Came up snake eyes on this one! This week, Nathan and Brendan brought in super patron Ben Wandio to talk about his bad movie pick: the 2000 fantasy flop Dungeons & Dragons. The guys dive in and talk about all the Phantom Menace rip-offs, Jeremy Irons making a meal out of his role, the offensive Marlon Wayans character, very modern-sounding dialogue and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: She-Ra (2018) WWE Icons: Yokozuna The House that Jack Built Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/mariahhx Montrose Monkington III: www.twitter.com/montrosethe3rd Head over to untidyve

We're all in this together! Nathan and Brendan dive into the Patreon Picks with one from brand-new patron Grant, who has selected High School Musical for their displeasure and your joy! The guys dive into this Disney Channel musical with questions about twins that are way too close, the abundance of flip phones, really weird handshakes from strangers, how much a power a 'student celebrity' really has, people suddenly becoming professional singers with no actual experience and much more! The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: Carrie (1976) VS. Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/mar

Yikes. The February tradition continues with Nathan's wife Patty picking the movie for the podcast and she has bestowed the 2010 romantic comedy The Switch upon the show. This movie was a lot more disturbing than usual so get ready for Nathan to break down why he believed it was written by an incel and how the premise alone is problematic, the guys discuss how Patrick Wilson is definitely not a villain, they discuss the existence of insemination parties, how Diane Sawyer is used as a pivotal plot point, Brendan is disgusted by the absolute worst euphemism for semen and much more. Plus: Nathan has strong opinions about ducks. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: Promising Young Woman Notzilla Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.

The February tradition begins with Brendan's significant other Mariah joining the guys after picking their movie in the form of Neil Breen's masterpiece I Am Here....Now. After Brendan nearly has an aneurysm while trying to describe the plot, the gang discusses middle-aged gangsters, Neil Breen playing a robotic alien Jesus figure, the overuse of stock footage, fake babies and much, much more. This movie is like the gift that keeps on giving... The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: Blood Simple We Can Be Heroes RuPaul's Drag Race Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/mariahhx Montros

Bite me, 2020! Well, we did it, folks. The final episode of January and the last movie from 2020 (for now) to cover for our dynamic duo. However - this week, Nathan and Brendan bring back Galen Howard to discuss the Vin Diesel superhero movie - Bloodshot. They discuss Vin destroying a lot of furniture, the movie not embracing how dumb it is, all of the predictable twists, the amazing dance sequence and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's 2020-released movie ("I am Robot Jesus"). Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: The Assistant Electric Boogaloo New Year's Evil Ninja III: The Domination Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.i

Boo, 2020! Boo! This week, Nathan and Brendan continue their "Recently Regrettable" theme by talking about last year's supposed-to-be-released-three-years-earlier flop The New Mutants. Along for the ride is Josh Kotsabasakis and they examine this comic book quasi-horror movie by talking about Charlie Heaton's Yosemite Sam accent, the most anticlimactic (but hilarious) death scene ever, Adam Beach getting shafted in another superhero movie and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's 2020-released movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: 42nd Street (1933) Underdog Beautiful Boy Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com

2020, you're the worst! This week, Nathan and Brendan (along with Steve and Izzy of Everything I Learned from Movies) continue their onslaught against the raging garbage fire that was 2020 by discussing the nonsensical Blumhouse horror adaptation of Fantasy Island. They discuss the film appearing as if multiple TV episodes were crammed into a 109-minute movie, they debate if Michael Pena was miscast (and the guests have an alternate choice for the role), Steve has many questions about the high school therapist who looks like a professional wrestler and much, much more. Plus: stay tuned to the very end for a fantastic blooper. The guys also drop a hint for next week's 2020-released movie ("five years in the making...oops!"). Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: Avatar: The Last Airbender Stand Alone Star Trek: Voyager Turkey Shoot Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast

2020, you stink! Welcome back! This week, Nathan and Brendan start the year off by talking about the biggest stinkers (in this case, a literal statement) of 2020. First up is Josh Trank's attempt at a gangster drama with the 'final days' biopic Capone. Thankfully, Brent from the Home Video Hustle is there to join in and talk about Tom Hardy's WILD acting choices, the movie having multiple poop and fart jokes, the ultra-violent left-turn ending, they debate how much of the plot is supposed to be real and much more! Plus: the ultimate debate - buy the Gamera blu-ray box set and stink for a month OR pay the water bill. The guys also drop a hint for next week's 2020-released movie ("da plane, boss! da plane!"). Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: 12th and Delaware No Retreat, No Surrender (Rifftrax) The Expanse Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.faceb