What Were They Thinking? - A Podcast About Really Bad Movies

Surprisingly, Nathan had NOT seen this week's film as a very young child but alas, the guys watched Vamp (thanks to Steve and Izzy for the Listeners Choice pick!) and had some stuff to say - why is everyone turned on by the very bizarre "striptease" by Grace Jones in full kabuki makeup? Do you think Gedde Watanabe was relieved to not have to effect an "accent" in an 80s movie for once? Does this film have one of the worst payoffs to a running bit? And for the love of all that is holy, can we COOL IT with the puns during the finale?! Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Candyman (2021) The Ranger Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo des

No it's not the Clint Eastwood one, it's not the singular version of that weird one with Jim Carrey that no one saw and it's certainly not the entire genre itself but the guys DO talk about the Alicia Silverstone straight-to-video 90s "hit," True Crime. Is the title really referring to the murder that surrounds the film or another far more sinister crime? What is with the weird religious themes that pop up from time to time? Do you have to register your mace in California? All this and more in this week's episode! Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: We Summon the Darkness Kate Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Li

This week, the guys welcome back Steve and Izzy of Everything I Learned from Movies to talk about the Richard Grieco-led spy flick - If Looks Could Kill. Is this movie basically Never Too Young to Die or is it... better? Did Linda Hunt's character murder Wonder Woman for her gold whip? Wouldn't you know before going to your own graduation that you failed high school? Was the villain's evil plan to create something that is a real benign thing today? What is the least efficient assassination method and why is it "bringing a scorpion in a tiny box to a hotel room?" All this and more - enjoy! Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Fear Street: Part One - 1994 Fear Street: Part Two - 1978 Fear Street: Part Three - 1666 Raya and the Last Dragon "Ghost Adventures" Snow White: A Tale of Terror Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Faceboo

Well... it's come to this. The guys team up with frequent guest Galen Howard to break down one of the most notorious movies of all-time: the Rob Reiner flop, North. Does this manage to usurp The Conqueror and become the new record-holder for most offensive movie covered on the show? How much do you like Bruce Willis? No, seriously - there's a lot of him. How much do kids enjoy references to The Andy Griffith Show, Witness and Bonanza? How about endings that totally negate and render everything you just watched as completely useless? Tune in and find out the answers to these questions and more! Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: The Green Knight Coco Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by T

You can smell it in the air, can't you? ...oh. Sorry about that. No, it's AWARDS SEASON! Nathan and Brendan present the 5th Annual Manos Hand-Outs along with a slew of celebrity appearances and at least one who decided to get revenge by sabotaging some of the festivities!? What is the big secret that the Wayans Brothers have been harbouring all these years?! What movie do the hosts disagree on the most? All this and more in an action-packed episode full of laughs, tears and heavy petting. Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/mariahhx Montrose Monkington III: www.twitter.com/montro

Celebration! Nathan and Brendan ring in FIVE years on the air with this very special episode! Since KISS began this whole ride, the guys go back to the well and talk about Scooby-Doo and KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery. Find out why this is the Rocky IV of Scooby-Doo movies! Listen as Brendan finally understands a clever (?) joke from Ready to Rumble! Marvel at the tremendously hilarious miscasting of Penny Marshall as a KISS Army Elder! Cringe at the "satire" of KISS putting their name on literally any product under the sun! PLUS: Some messages from a few friends of the show including one former WWE SUPERSTAR?! Next week: The 5th Annual Manos Hand-Outs! Awards season is upon us! What We've Been Watching: Shadow in the Cloud Paper Tigers Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by T

Bada-bing, bada-boom. Here you is at the feet of the rulers of cool, the sultans of swing, the maestros of ministroni, the emperors of-- okay, that's enough. This week, Lindsay comes back to the show to discuss a Patreon Pick (thanks Allison!) and a movie with a reputation for being one of the worst of all-time - Gigli. Will the new Bennifer movement that's been sweeping the United States get us the sequel everyone has been craving? Is there any demographic that this movie DOESN'T offend in some way? Seriously, who wrote these monologues - Martin Brest's 14-year old grandson?! Justin Bartha... WHAT WAS THAT? Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Memories of Murder Ma "Nancy Drew" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodca

Well, howdy pilgrim. Come on over with me and these crawdaddies out for some... ok, I can't do western talk. John Wayne sure can though! And yes... he IS playing Genghis Khan. Join Nathan and Brendan as they welcome back frequent guest Jason MacLeod to discuss the highly dubious film (that may have also been the cause for several premature deaths) The Conqueror. Witness John Wayne not changing his speaking pattern or accent at all despite playing a barbaric Mongolian! Revel in the weird music cues and quasi-Shakespearean dialogue! Also, did you know that none of these actors ever got to experience the Playstation Network? That sucks, dude. Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instag

Fraser-Fest concludes with a discussion of some foundational Fraser in the form of the 1992 caveman comedy Encino Man. The guys break down everything including the sketch-comedy format of the movie, Sean Astin's character being a really horrible dude, ice hockey rink hangout spots, the most poignant scene in the movie and much more. Plus: Brendan just said WHAT about Pauly Shore's performance!? Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Colossal Haunt Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/mariahhx Montrose Monkington III: www.twitter.com/montrosethe3rd Head over to untidyvenus.etsy.com and check

It's time for a double dose of Canadian treasure Brendan Fraser! To start off, the guys talk about a mummy movie with no actual mummies, The Mummy: The Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. They talk about everything including the fact that this might be Donald Trump's favourite movie, Rick's kid looking roughly the same age as his father, bad fly-fishing, Jonathan's therapist-recommended mummy-theme casino, the yetis and their vast knowledge of American football and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: No Sudden Move The Call (2020) Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/mariahhx

Five Thursdays in a month? Surely, that can only mean one thing! Time for a Small-Screen Shameful! That's right, Nathan and Brendan are joined by returning guest Galen Howard to break down the messy 90s Chuck Norris straight-to-video slog that is Hellbound. The guys break it all down including the Bloodsport-level ADR for one particular character, Calvin's love for food and screaming, they wonder about the lack of lights and abundance of fog, bringing peace to the Middle East, freeze-frame endings and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: In the Heights Vicious Fun Iron Man Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo design

Summer hits just keep on comin' as Nathan and Brendan dive into the living, breathing culture of Hawaii with a flat, forcefully quirky uninteresting film by Cameron Crowe - Aloha. Joining the guys this week is John Ellis and he has many questions (spoiler alert: not a lot of answers). They talk about quirky dialogue in place of character development, the casting of Emma Stone as someone who is one-quarter Chinese, the genre seemingly changing every few minutes, rock concerts in Hawaii, funny hats and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: The Miseducation of Cameron Post The Mortuary Collection Summer of Soul Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.face

Summer Schlockbusters continue with a discussion of a ridiculous Vin Diesel sci-fi actioner, Babylon A.D. Thankfully, Brent from the Home Video Hustle is with them this week but is likely just as confused as your hosts. Together, they talk about the very confusing and convoluted plot, lazy 'futuristic' props and set decor, Gerard Depar-dick, off-screen sex, inaccurate Canadian geography and much more. Plus: Brent looks up weird pornography... and a friend of the podcast returns! The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: Bo Burnham: Inside "Happy Tree Friends" Sleepaway Camp Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah L

Ready for a SUPER-SIZED episode?! The guys bring back Francis Rizzo III to discuss a film in GREAT detail - Batman Forever. There's a lot to get into here, folks. They debate the strengths and weaknesses of Jim Carrey's performance as the Riddler, discuss Two-Face and Riddler's villain budget for architecture and costumes, Francis asks why the Riddler didn't just get a job in computer animation, very unprofessional and horny psychiatrists are discussed and much more. Also, we just have one question: "do you like the thircuth?" The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: Blind Fury Super Mario Bros. (Rifftrax) The Sparks Brothers Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www

It's time to celebrate podcast heritage and a very Happy Canada Day to you all! On this very special episode, the guys welcome back Patron Ben Wandio to discuss the super Canadian comedy film Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy. This is not QUITE the usual episode as all three hosts very much enjoyed this movie so keep that in mind as you hear them talk about the legacy of the Kids being too-cool-for-the-room comedy, Mark McKinney evoking Lorne Michaels AND Donald Trump, Scott Thompson doing some very subversive, dark material about repressed sexual feelings, Bruce having the best "lady voice" and much more. Plus: a major debate regarding "Cancer Boy." The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: Rosewood The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It "Shadow and Bone" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodc

Listeners Choice Month comes to an end with the final pick as listener Gabe has given them one of Nathan's favourite genres - the musical. Yes, it's the 2003 contractually-obligated smash hit From Justin to Kelly. The guys break it all down and talk about the least memorable musical numbers in human existence, beach-beds, the evolution of text messaging, the massive amount of "filler" (in an 81-minute movie), a needlessly convoluted hoverboard competition, Nathan analyzes the art of "soap opera name-dropping" and much more. Plus: WILL SOMEONE JUST HAVE A REAL CONVERSATION ALREADY!? The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal! What We've Been Watching: Saw Boss Level Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheas

Listeners Choice Month rolls on with the Vin Diesel-less sequel, xXx: State of the Union starring Ice Cube. Joining the guys is extreme sports expert Jerika, who is a tad dismayed to discover the lack of extreme sports in this particular installment. There is plenty to talk about though like a debate on Ice Cube as a hyper-kinetic action hero, the wildest fiddle band of all-time, TV dinners used to simulate body heat, the World War IV references (did WW3 already happen in the world of this movie?), the haunting and relevant plot surrounding insurrectionists at the US Capitol and much more. Listeners Choice comes to a close next week with the contractually-obligated musical dud, From Justin to Kelly. What We've Been Watching: Dolemite is My Name Army of the Dead (slight spoilers) "Mare of Easttown" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast I

It's time for the Small-Screen Shameful of Listeners Choice Month... brace yourselves. Listeners Choice Month continues with discussion of a Small-Screen Shameful (a film that never made it to the big screen) in the Pureflix film The Encounter starring... yes... Steve "Sting" Borden. The regular guest for wrasslin'-themed episodes, Ryan Gilbert, comes back to help the guys dissect a movie that is essentially a number of conversations in one location. It also stars a very rude and love-starved Jesus and the guys talk about the movie starting like a horror film set-up, inconsistent superpowers, how the ending LITERALLY spells it out for the viewers and much more. Plus: Nathan proves that he's been everywhere. Listeners Choice continues next week with discussion of the Vin Diesel-less sequel, xXx: State of the Union. What We've Been Watching: Psycho Goreman "Bridget & Eamon" "WKRP in Cincinnati" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patr

Ai-yah! Ai-yah! Ai-yah! Listeners Choice Month begins with a rather digestible slice of 90s cheese as Nathan and Brendan discuss the 1992 hit 3 Ninjas! They discuss this kids movie alarmingly featuring a scene where someone holds a gun to a child's head, the villain of the film employing the most worthless ninjas ever, terribly obvious stunt doubles, the movie setting up toilet humour and not delivering, the stoner bruh kidnappers and more. Plus: Nathan waxes philosophical about a classic movie theme song. Listeners Choice continues next week with a Small-Screen Shameful in the form of The Encounter starring Steve "Sting" Borden. What We've Been Watching: Willy's Wonderland Empire State Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleagu

This week, Nathan and Brendan welcome back Drew Hallum of the Reel Feels Podcast to discuss a film that he also hand-picked: William Malone's feardotcom. The guys break the movie down and talk about how the movie manages to waste Jeffrey Combs and Udo Kier in nothing roles, the BLATANT rip-offs of Ringu/The Ring, the screenwriter seemingly running out of ideas for things that people can fear, the movie's shallow understanding of how computers and the internet work and much more. Plus: WHY OH WHY do people keep going onto this killer website!? And why did the guys talk about Louie Anderson for like 10 minutes? Next week: Listeners Choice Month begins with the 1992 kiddie action/comedy - 3 Ninjas What We've Been Watching: The Father Midsommar Wer The Company of Wolves Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwtt