What Were They Thinking? - A Podcast About Really Bad Movies

This week, the guys are joined by first-time guest Sharon Horwatt, who bestows the Colin Farrell fantasy romance Winter's Tale upon them. This is the film in which it is discovered that making love to Colin Farrell is a death sentence and it also features an astounding cameo. You'll also hear about details in the source material that were left OUT of the movie, all of the lens flares, Russell Crowe's Irish accent, wasting prestige actors on nothing roles and much more. Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Pig Censor Paddington Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/its.mariah.xo Montrose Monki

This week, the guys are joined by Steve and Izzy of Everything I Learned from Movies to discuss a very important film - Dean Devlin's (but really Roland Emmerich) Geostorm. From Gerard Butler playing an astrophysicist and using a terrible American accent to the world coming together in perfect unity, this film is one of the biggest fantasies ever covered on the show. Just how stupid do you have to be to see Ed Harris in a film and truly wonder who the villain will turn out to be in the end? And are Secret Service relationships really forbidden? Is Andy Garcia going to stop fiddling with that pen? All this and more in this week's takedown. Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: The Final Girls "Murderville" "Hit-Monkey" "Pam & Tommy" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.co

It's Mariah's turn to pick the movie and she also joins the guys to discuss it! That's right, this week they discuss the 1995 big-screen adaptation of a "beloved" cartoon - Casper. They talk about the very dark turns and foul language in this children's film, the controversial choice of Casper having four fingers (and weirdly referencing it!), the Lazarus and its ability to only bring ONE person back to life, Nathan's love for Cathy Moriarty and much more. Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Maniac Cop 2 Ninja III: The Domination "Onision in Real Life" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/

It's that time of year when the better halves get to pick the movie! This year, Patty picked the Patrick Swayze vehicle (no pun intended) Black Dog. Thankfully, Patrick Swayze-certified expert Andy Hamilton joins the guys to help them break down this insane truckin' movie. Why does Meat Loaf disappear for 45 minutes of the film? Is Jack Crews secretly a mass murderer? Was Randy Travis purposely singing really badly and if so, why does it suddenly get way better an hour later? Is there a buddy cop movie going on in the B-plot? Also: Nathan comes up with a way better alternate ending for Randy Travis' character Earl. Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: "Dexter: New Blood" "Archive 81" Tully "You" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagr

To cap off an eventful month of last year's misfires, your hosts take aim at one of the wildest rides: the M. Night Shyamalan movie Old, which asks the question: what if everyone was stuck on an island that aged you super-quickly and no one talked like a human being? Listen to the drama unfold as Lindsay joins the fray for another Shyamalan banger where they discuss the overwhelming amount of foreshadowing, the absolutely insane and unintentionally hilarious childbirth scene, the greatest name ever for a hip hop artist and much more. Plus: Nathan reveals his mind-blowing pandemic theory. Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Venom: Let There Be Carnage The Last Duel "The Book of Boba Fett" "The Witcher" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.

Pressing forward through the worst of 2021, the guys tackle a found-footage disasterpiece known as Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin. Thankfully, they have recruited a helping hand in Brent from the Home Video Hustle podcast, who appreciated this nap of a movie. So why is this episode longer than usual for such a nothing movie? Well, they may have gotten off-topic... a lot. They do discuss the nonsensical camera work, the legalities of obtaining hospital security footage, Brendan's hatred of one character in particular and much more! Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: "Miami Vice" The Power of the Dog Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Lo

And onwards into 2021, the guys discuss another reboot/sequel many years removed from the original film in the form of Space Jam: A New Legacy. The guys are also joned by resident extreme sports expert Jerika, who tries to help them figure out if the original Space Jam exists in this world as a movie or a real-life event. They also bemoan the lack of any Jock Jams, wince at how incredibly long the actual basketball section of the film is (half of a TWO-HOUR MOVIE), cringe at all the Warner Bros self-gratification with their extensive use of footage from other movies and all the Intellectual Property cameos and more. Plus: Jerika tells a harrowing tale of when she saw the film in theatres. Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Till Death "Seinfeld" "Joe Pera Talks with You" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebo

All January-long is reserved to "celebrate" the Worst of 2021 and so the guys start off hot by talking about Mortal Kombat, the R-rated attempt at creating a better version of the 90s flick. Why does the tournament never actually happen in the movie? What's with all the obnoxious shoehorned video game references? Why suck up to the fans this much and yet still introduce a COMPLETELY NEW main character? Is "Arcana" this movie's version of "metachlorians"? All this and more! Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Jodorowsky's Dune "Loki" "WandaVision" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Website: https://wwttpodcast.weebly.com/ Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by

Your hosts are on vacation until January so enjoy their segment from back in April on the hugely successful charity event "Livestream for the Cure" run by the wonderful Nicholas Haskins! And yes, they discuss Cool Cat Saves the Kids, a very strange "feature-length" PSA created by the very strange and problematic filmmaker Derek Savage. They talk about how the cat costume can barely move, Cool Cat being the product of bestiality (that's not even a joke, they LITERALLY show his biological parents to be a human and a cat), uncomfortable child actors, the cameos from Erik Estrada and Vivica A. Fox and much more. Next week: we return to our regularly scheduled programming with our month-long series on the Worst of 2021. Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.f

In an episode exclusively released on Patreon a couple of years ago until this very moment, Nathan and Brendan dive head-first into one of the worst things ever broadcast on television - the Star Wars Holiday Special. In this festive episode, you'll hear all about George Lucas' lies, wookie orgasms, the origins of a much-beloved Star Wars character, all the questionable guest star appearances and much, MUCH more. Next week: enjoy our Livestream for the Cure segment on the baffling "family film" - Cool Cat Saves the Kids. Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/mariah.lirette Montrose Monkington III: www.twitter.com/montrosethe3rd What Were They Thinking is sponsored by GameItA

Tis the season! The guys present their Christmas episode with regular recurring Christmas guest Mariah Lirette as they discuss the Disney Plus Exclusive Home Sweet Home Alone. Does this movie really think that making the 'burglars' into a likeable cute family was the appropriate update for this film? Why does the movie keep forgetting that Jeff is a computer genius when he can't figure out simple mechanics? Why does this movie waste nothing roles on so many talented comedians? And could that Devin Ratray cameo be even MORE embarrassing? Next week: we unlock the Patreon Vault for a special Holiday episode. What We've Been Watching: "Canada's Drag Race" "La Brea" "Big Mouth" Michael Che: Shame the Devil Swiss Army Man Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: w

To celebrate 200 episodes of podcasting, the guys talk about Manos: The Hands of Fate, one of the all-time worst and most incomprehensible movies ever made. Despite that, how is this film linked with an Academy Award-winning screenwriter? Is Neil Breen a more competent filmmaker than Harold Warren? How about that incredibly bizarre "jazzy" soundtrack? And if you took out the pauses and awkward stares, would the movie be ten minutes long? Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: "Canada's Drag Race" "Big Mouth" "La Brea" Michael Che: Shame the Devil Swiss Army Man Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram

No, it's not the one with DeNiro and Pacino. Nor is it the Sandra Bullock/Melissa McCarthy cop comedy. This week, the guys bring in first-time guest and independent filmmaker Britany Sparrow to discuss the bizarre Burt Reynolds action (?) movie Heat. This movie has everything: it's written by acclaimed screenwriter William Goldman (!) adapted from a William Goldman novel (!!!), Burt says every horrible creepy insult in the first ten minutes of it, the film inexplicably becomes The Karate Kid halfway through and that's just the tip of the iceberg! Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Eternals The Mitchells vs. the Machines "13 Nights of Elvira: Hobgoblins" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded b

Josh is back so you know what that means - another comic book movie! This week, he joins the guys to discuss the "final" installment in the Wesley Snipes vampire saga, Blade: Trinity. What's with all the Deadpool-level Ryan Reynolds ad-libbing? How come it feels so weird to hear Triple H swear? Do MP3s really get people pumped up to fight vampires? Did NO ONE think through the name "The Night Stalkers" before assigning it to the good guys? All this and much more! Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: The Harder They Fall The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) "Dexter: New Blood" "Only Murders in the Building" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Website: https://wwttpodcast.weebly.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylo

It's that time of year again - time to fly Air Gamera! This year, Nathan picks the clip show extravaganza Gamera vs. Viras. Did the alien spaceships look like Madonna's Beetlejuice bra or bumblebee butts? Why are these junior scouts allowed to operate a highly deadly submarine without any supervision? Did Misao invent the smartwatch and is Jim secretly Tim Cook? Why were they taking erotic pictures of Gamera? And why did this children's movie have one of the most violent scenes in any Gamera flick? Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Diabolique Bingo Hell Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.c

This week, the guys are joined by a returning guest as Amanda the Jedi swings in to discuss a film that is near and dear to her heart: Twilight. What is this renaissance we're living in and why are we living in it? Stephenie Meyer did WHAT with a real tribe?! Is this the most hilarious romantic dialogue in any movie ever made? How difficult is it to use a ketchup bottle? And of course, the age-old question - why is vampire baseball the single greatest thing to happen on the planet Earth? All this and more in a JAM-PACKED new episode! Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Dune Last Night in Soho "Gargoyles" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Amanda the Jedi on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheHybridPhoenix Amanda's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/amandathejedi Follow Amanda on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AmandaTheJedi Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Fa

Schlocktober is over so why not transition back to regular flicks with the action/horror hybrid and Chuck Norris vehicle Silent Rage. Galen Howard returns to join the guys in breaking down this absolutely insane movie. Is Stephen Furst playing the REAL serial killer in this movie? Why does the plot seemingly change into a different movie every 15 minutes? How is no one shutting down that hospital that only does illegal medical experiments? And how in the hell does Buford Pusser get mentioned so many times in this episode? Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: House Ruin Me Final Destination Final Destination 2 Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorl

Schlocktober comes to a screeching halt with this final episode for October as the gents discuss one of the two films directed by creature feature maestro Stan Winston - Pumpkinhead starring Lance Henriksen. Why does Nathan love this movie so much? Why did no other characters check for a pulse after a kid is hit by a bike and clearly still alive? How come Nathan and Brendan can't tell who's who in the mess of adult victims that come to town? Did someone just get STABBED WITH A GUN!? All these questions and more will... probably be answered in this week's episode! Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Possession The Autopsy of Jane Doe Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: w

Schlocktober soldiers on as the long-awaited followup finally occurs as Brent from the Home Video Hustle podcast pops in to discuss The Human Centipede 2 with Nathan and Brendan. The film is discussed in all its super gross detail and could this be one of the more angrier appearances from one of the hosts? Shouldn't Martin start off as a somewhat put-upon sympathetic character so we care about anyone in the movie? Why did Brent get angry about something in the film that almost went unnoticed? How in the hell did Brendan not catch what the ending implied and why it made EVERYONE angry?! Look, anger is the name of the game here, okay!? ANGER! Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Waxwork In Search of Darkness In Search of Darkness Part II Winterbeast Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twit

This week, Shlocktober continues as the guys bring back Jason MacLeod to help dissect the driller killer sequel Slumber Party Massacre II. Just how long did the girls take to choreograph that dance number that was solely for their own enjoyment? How cheap are the cheap porn credits? Have you ever seen a slasher finale set to a musical number BY THE KILLER? Are the dream sequences real? And how long will Denny's hold your booth for in the middle of the night? Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: Malignant Seance "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Questions? Comments? Suggestions? You can always shoot us an e-mail at wwttpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen: www.facebook.com/themotorleague Logo designed by Mariah Lirette: www.instagram.com/mariahhx Montrose Monk