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This week we try to BECOME the Prince of Persia, but stumble over our rotoscoped feet and plumet, repeatably, to our deaths.

This week! Birthday cards! Diana Ross! Pigeon corpse! BATTLE ROYAL! wow.

This week the levee has broken and we must try to remember the difference between chef and chief, lucky they are wearing the appropriate hats.

This week Lochie reveals he doesn't know what Crash Bandicoots name is and Louis completely lets him off the hook for this and I'm shook. Also I'm Louis, Hi. I'm not sure why i decided to write these in 3rd person. Like I'm trying to trick you into thinking we are bigger than just the two of us... I think it was more because otherwise i'd be saying 'I' a lot in these descriptions and you might not know who 'I' am. Which i think is fair. So i'm going to stick with the 3rd person thing for now. enjoy the pod or something.

This week we discuss the true satisfaction of throwing a can at someones face.

This week we played a video game disguised as a video game. Guns, things to shoot and towers to defend. Come with us and uncover the supremely predictable.

This week Lochie manages to successfully describe the mechanics of a game, which is especially impressive as said games mechanics are intentionally obscure. And Louis literally scratches an itch on his back.

This week Louis manages to tell a (vaguely?) interesting tale about his most recent trip to a post office before promptly moving on to try his best not to talk about Minecraft and fails consistently. Lochie is also there.

This week is the final week of the years weeks except for next week. So we're looking backing over all the crap we've played and picking our top five. Here is a list of everything we've played if you wanna make your own picks, ya wierdo. Halo: Reach. Death Stranding. Divinity: Original Sin 2. Sonic Heroes. Fez. Valorant. Kingdom Hearts Dark Road. The Simpsons: Hit And Run. Halo 3. Slay The Spire. Persona 3 FES. World Of Warcraft In 2020. Valkyria Chronicles. Super Mario Strikers. Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2. Tony Hawks Underground. A Short Hike. The Sims 4. Haunted PS1 Demo Disc 2020. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Outer Wilds. Dirt Rally 2.0. Animal Crossing. Max Payne. Anodyne 2: Return to Dust. Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege. Lovely Planet. Spiritfarer. The Matrix: Path of Neo. World Of Horror. Don't Starve Together. The Getaway. Teardown. Yakuza 0. Metal Gear Acid. Kingdom Hearts 3 Re:Mind. Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Ooblets. Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory.

Turn based stealth action card game deck builder. Now that might sound like a potential indie darling from the year 2020, but it's actually a Metal Gear spinoff game from 2004. And it's not good. Also Lochie raps. (kinda)

This week we talk about Toffee Crisps, our advent calendars and towards the end we kind of loose our minds over the LEGACY of Archer Maclean and his Mercury games. Somewhere in there we talk about Dragon Ball Z too, I swear.

Yakuza 0 by Lochie & Louis

Oh my god. Listen. I'm sorry. We keep playing these games. It cannot be helped. I promise this episode is worth listening to. At least as much as the other ones. I throw a couple sick tunes in there, to keep you entertained/awake. Just try it. For me. For ya boy. For lil' loops. Don't tell Lochie. He doesn't like it when i beg.

This week we get to indulge in our childhood fantasies of drawing on walls, and blowing up safes.

This week, we step out into the harsh sunlight. The studs from our boots scratch along the rusted metal. The tyrant Luigi takes his place between us and our goal. His group of carefully selected (and exclusively green) Birdos stand in waiting, ready to strike, their eyes stare right through us. We rush our sweating bodies from one end of the pitch to the other, only to find our true nemesis, the crocodile from Coco-pops. We kick the ball into the hole. The crowd screams. We have won. It is over.

This week we're standing outside a Dixons with a croque monsieur in one hand and a can of Fosters in the other. We've been wandering around central for hours (three to be exact), shopping for that one laundry detergent that doesn't smell like James. (sorry about the heat coming off my mic... i'll remember to turn down the gain next ep x)

This week we're somewhere between WW1 and WW2 in maybe Holland but could be Sweden and some lady that keeps calling us 'Wilkies' just gave birth in our tank. Also, Rosie is a racist.

This week is our final spooky ep of the year, and it ain't what you expected. How's that for a spooky surprise...

This week Louis is delighted to learn that 'level squish' is not a joke and people that get paid real money actually came up with that term. Video games are art.

This week we're fumbling around the school room, looking for some crazy guys jars of eels. Also Lochie keeps sipping really loudly.