Time Played: 3hr

This week we're back at school again, and it's the same as it always is. We wander around hell in our secret hour, but as long as we have our trusty nipple spouts, we'll stay hydrated.

This week we learn how to dodge bullets and get lost in mazes but we're not playing a Remedy game...

Get your Radlads, ready your Legseys and warm up your Shrumbos cos this week Lachsley, Lobs and special guest Graple explore the land of Ooblets.

Lochie's PC woofed it, ya'll. So no Flight Simulator this week. Instead, we talk about Microwaves, Robot Wars, Brutalism and Jessica Chobots Career. Oh also a few video games such as: Prince of Persia, Control, Slay the Spire and Halo.

This week, we sailed the river Stix helping our loved ones on to their new lives. Louis finds peace tending to his garden and cooking for his family, but Lochie keeps plucking the same fish from the water and dropping his axe.

This week we barely talk any rubbish, like we literally spend less than 1 min on Waynes World and then Lochie transitions into the game. What the heck am I supposed to write about here if we actually talk about a video game for 30 mins?! Oh i know! Ok, so I mention in the intro that i watched the first episode of the original transformers cartoon recently. Is this the best place to start for a newbie to the franchise? Obvs i know what transformers are and owned a couple as a lil boy but I would like to see what kind of complexities exist in the series outside of the obvious. Lemme know. Anyway, Slay The Spire.

This week we're pew pewing purple squares at angry red squares, scoring 2 stars and drinking canned apple juice until the power supply goes out...

If you're not really bothered about Halo 3, dw. We spend the first ten minuets talking about going on holiday and then about half way through we start talking about boomerangs. Just thumb through the Halo bits...

This week we barricade ourselves into rooms and lie on the floor, waiting for someone called 'Sledge' to cool aid it through the wall and give us a right talking to with his large gun. This is the legacy of Tom Clancy.

This week we're driving round in circles trying to figure out why we can see through the roof as 'cool lisa' cries out in guilt for each and every Springfielder we mow down with our Snowmobile.

This week we're shrinking down to nanoscopic scale and entering your ears so we can succinctly explain to your brain bits the premise of this weeks game. Should be a dodle.

This week we are back on our shit with another Kingdom Hearts game and golly, i feel so bad for all you listeners that don't give a hoot about KH. I'm sorry we keep doing this to you. Can't wait to do that Kingdom Hearts rhythm game ep tho!

Gosh, it's a video game. About shooting and jumping and the lead characters name is a pun. ctrl->C ctrl->V

Internet. What a luxury. It means, we can finally, FINALLY come to the podcast and talk about gaming mice for 15 mins. Enjoy.

This week we're the new kid in town, surrounded by old friends except they are made out of fewer triangles and are considerably meaner.

As mentioned at the end of the show, here are some places to go to learn/donate and support racial equality. https://blacklivesmatter.com BLM is a great place to start to learn and donate www.ally.wiki is an amazing google doc filled with a billion diff ways you can help. Petitions, places to educate yourself, protests and donation. www.itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality is a huge bundle of indie games (over 700) with all earnings donated for racial justice. Oh and this week we played Fez...

Hello, If you're new here you may be wondering what this episode is about... When something unexpected comes up that disrupts our ability to play the game of the week, we instead take the opportunity to talk about what else we have been playing. We then name the episode after some sort of collection of fruit e.g. 'fruit salad, fruit compote, fruit smoothie' to imply it covers a range of games instead of just one. We are running in to a small problem now where we've run out of ideas for names in this theme. If you can think of any more -for the next time we can't play the game of the week- please write us at timeplayed3hr@gmail.com. Thank you and enjoy.

WE ARE BACK. MY INTERNET IS BAD. GRAN TURISMO CONTINUES TO STAGNATE. VIDEO GAMES ARE THE TRUE FORM OF EXPRESSION.

Yo, Lochie dropping in with a lil special. Ever wanted to learn about the beast that is the Animal Crossing Discord Server, its pretty bangin. Hopefully Louis' internet gets back on track next week and we'll soon be back to normal. Lochx

This week we've spent three hours organising our top 50 games (each)in to a nice and tidy list. Get ready for some surprises and discover the optimal way to eat spaghetti(skip the first ten if you don't wanna hear about Louis' tongue). This is our longest ep yet so I dunno, do some house chores or something while you listen??