Time Played: 3hr

This week, we're talking about Outer Wilds and game about trying to stop the world from ending in 20 minutes but every time you die it loops back to "Gotta get up, gotta get out, gotta get home before the morning comes What if I'm late, gotta big date, gotta get home before the sun comes up Up and away, got a big day, sorry can't stay, I gotta run, run, yeah Gotta get home, pick up the phone, I gotta let the people know I'm gonna be late There was a time when we could dance until a quarter to ten, We never thought it would end then, we never thought it would end We used to carry on and drink and do the rock and roll We never thought we'd get older We never thought it'd grow cold, but now Gotta get up, gotta get out, gotta get home before the morning comes What if I'm late, gotta big date, gotta get home before the sun comes up Up and away, got a big day, sorry can't stay, I gotta run, run, yeah…"

This week, Sonic helps Rose move into her new room at Yale and to begin her life as a college girl. Rose is surprised to find a familiar face as her roommate – Big The Cat. Rose is not quite ready to let go of her mother, so Sonic orders take-out for all the girls on the floor and they have a party.

Animal Crossing: New Horizons by Lochie & Louis

This week we're getting lost in time and lo-fi beats and there's a middle aged man in spandex showering us with confetti.

This week Lochie and Louis went to a party and immediately got separated. Louis approached a young woman that insisted on licking his arm (said she could see his future) and Lochie spent most of his time not letting anyone finish their sentences and forcing them to hurry through their life stories. Every once in a while Louis would try to to tune in to what Lochie was talking about with the strangers, but found it almost impossible to follow. Then Lochie sat on the house cat.

This week we're brushing up on our Mandarin and trying not to get spooked.

This week find out how hard it is to compare opinions on a game when one person has played for 80 hours and the other only for 3. It's almost like the premise of this show is deeply flawed!

This week Lochie and Louis self immolate as they try to navigate the complicated world of gender politics, and Lochie forgot to buy a fire alarm.

This week we're desperately trying to parry a Xehanort (not sure which one) but he's super spammy and also my thumbs are covered in plasters.

This week we decided to get away from it all and finally accept that invite to our fav Aunts place. Turns out its gosh darn lovely.

Did you know all video games are based on Journey to the west?

This week we're pulling off Mctwists and we rise up to be the best pro skater in the land, once there we learn the true meaning of skating and also that eric is the worlds largest walking butt.

Video games. wow. 2019. amazing. Lochie. incredible. podcast. who'd have thought? Louis. not sure. cadence of hurdle. nahhhhh.

This week Louis talks to an old man about the new Pokemon game. Louis talks at great length about all his beautiful new boys whilst the old man desperately clings to life.

This week Lochie puts on a sexy voice as he strolls around a spooky island, hunting for pasta and wool and showing off his dance moves.

This is the longest episode we've done in a while but don't worry, only 20% of it is about the titular game. Mostly it's about watching porn at apple stores and Pokemon.

This week Louis gets a point and that's all there is to say on the matter.

This week we're beneath the waves of an alien planet chasing after more Garryfish and silver while trying to stay hydrated as we flex our lip muscles (Orbicularis Oris, if you get curious).

This week we neglect English class trying to get girl with braces to give us a kiss as an unrelenting bass riff plays in the background.

This week we're a lil late to the spoopy party but that don't mean we can't get stabbed to death by a naked orphan with fake boobs.