Not For Nothin'

How long is too long...to linger? We recap the WNBA Draft & then preview the NBA Playoffs. Then say good bye to that POS "juice." Finally it's expired. We're certainly not lingering with this episode.

Chris either has the best April Fools Day prank, or the worst. This podcast might be one long and stupid prank itself. Somehow we end up talking about a Norwegian cooking show. Chris asks, why no crowd surfing at sporting events? Kris has a good answer. Then we focus on the Women's Tournament, but end up once again complaining about refs and the stupid rules of the games. We kinda wrap it up talking about gambling but not making any picks, which seems inevitable.

This episode has is all - jacking wheels in Kris's neighborhood. Let's get rid of Idaho, cause they're a bunch of racists pricks. Chris hates Brady's face. Should Caitlin Clark take the bag? And athletes gambling on their own stats. You cool with that? There's just not enough hours the day.

It feels like forever, but we're finally back together. We've got a lot to catch up on. It's March Madness, WTF on the Oscars, which Chris almost watched all of the nominated movies. Good job buddy. Chris went to a Lakers game while Kris went down the Royal rabbit hole There's just not enough time!

You know the old adage, "if it ain't broke don't fix it." Well this episode is literally (and figuratively) the opposite of that. Obviously we're talking about issues at home. And by that I mean, our houses are literally breaking, surely but slowly. We eventually talk some NBA & women's basketball and the dumbasses who are trying to pretend they've been on the bandwagon all along.

Of course we review the history of the great Chicago fire, and of course the folklore of it all blames a women and her cow. This country has the worst folklore of all time. Kris shares his vitriol of Knicks broadcaster Alan Hahn. Then spontaneously, the boys decide to do a sudo-oscar preview. Then Kris shares the story of his mom's attempt at doing drugs. Happy Black History month everyone!

Chris shares a story of getting old, so Kris gets annoyed. They discuss a whole lot of basketball takes. Plus a bold NBA Finals take. They're just trying to get through February like the rest of us, alright man.

There's a lot of love to start this episode cause it's the most loving day of the year. It's also a scam, but whatever I guess. Then they let the hate begin. They blame the "bros" for ruining an taking the fun out of gambling, and force-feeding us stupid parlays. They've also ruined golf, which is the very sport they were being catered to. The one thing these guys didn't hate, the Super Bowl. There wasn't one thing they could complain about. it's a V-day miracle.

We try to rethink NYC fashion week. Super Bowl bets suck now. We pick which drugs we'd want to do with, or without a therapist. Then we do a little NBA trade deadline talk., with Chris going in and after Knicks fans hard. Top wrap it up, Chris has to be convince to pick the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. LETS GO TAYLOR!!!

Chris loves the "We Are The World" Documentary. He also shares a story about the time he almost shit his pants meeting Daryl Hall. They guys decide to complete the trilogy for the movie Cocoon and bring Steve Guttenberg back into the spotlight. He deserves it. Kris gets worked up over the anti-analytic idiots. Then freaks out about the Storm moves in WNBA free agency, as Chris tries to improve the NBA All-Star weekend.

They get into a deep dive on the difference between a xylophone and a vibebraphone and the old jazz musician who played one of them. Then Chris shares his wife's deepest darkest secret...it involves Chris Stapleton. Don't worry she made a huge mistake. Concert fashion is discussed, along with Showtimes top 10 shows, rugby documentary and so much more. They throw in a little NBA talk, women's 96 Olympic team doc, and then Kris decides not to bet against Patrick Mahomes again.

The boys sit at home staring out the window making fun of all the weirdos in the snow. Chris breaks down his fourth root canal. Then they discuss the comeback of psychic hotlines (advertising on the tv). What's next phone sex? A little NBA talk for you fans and then it's off to the NFL divisional round to lose some money.

These two old-heads discuss the weather and where they want to retire. Which takes them as far as debating which countries they'd want the US to invade purely for the climate. Chris learns the origins of the word chop sticks. It's not good. We say our goodbye to the legend Peaches Carroll and then make their Wild Card Weekend picks. Oh also they absolutely crushed their season picks record.

After taking a week off for the holidays, the boys are back and bad mouthing everyones new year resolutions. Kris think we're doing it all wrong to start the year and half-asses a new way to ring in the new year, and not set yourself up for failure. Like an anti-self-help guru. Then they discuss the Knicks trade which is unexciting but actually a good trade. Then they half-ass their way through the week 18 picks.

Kris is on the West Coast and not quite awake enough for Chris asking who is the top 5 basketball players from Seattle. It takes him a while but he gets there. They breakdown the likability of San Francisco (where Kris was) and then they keep trying to solve the worlds referee crisis. They're getting closer, I think. Then they wrap it up like a terrible gift you get from your extended family by betting on week 16 of the NFL. Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas and good tidings to all.

Chris creates a new Christmas playlist - Little Bummer Boy. They try to figure out which song is the worst of all time. Kris picks out a whole genre. Surprisingly, Chris only has one very specific song. They move on to discuss their indifference to Draymond Green's antics, and the Lakers/LeBron having to win the In-season Tournament. Then they figure out the future of the NFL with its stupid rules, bad backup QB's & maybe a new trend beginning drafting low round quarterbacks. Finally after taking forever, they make their week 15 NFL picks. It might be a little favorites heavy.

We get into grocery store etiquette and morality. Chris shares his virginity story and how kleptomania might be hereditary? They still hate baseball and actually the biggest takeaway is that baseball hates itself too. Chris has some NBA takes and then they make their week 14 NFL picks.

We try to diagnose Kris (it can't just be gas, can it?). We also try to decide how gross Josh Giddey is (pretty gross), but unfortunately that leads to Kris sharing how he lost his virginity. Chris is dumbfounded by it, some how? Kris says goodbye to an old XXX friend from his childhood (it's not related to his virginity story). Then they pick every single game in the NFL for week 13.

Happy Thanksgiving!

There's some bitching & complaining, some rambling, and some grinding some gears. Then we make some some picks on the NFL week 11.