Not For Nothin'

They're all over the place on this one. I couldn't even keep up. Eventually they make some NFL picks.

I think we're back on the Halloween bandwagon. It at least felt more festive than it has in a long while. You know what sucks though? Trying to make Halloween music a thing. Just stop it. We talk traveling to Chicago and if Chris is going to eat any wet beefs while he's there. Then we lament the Harden trade and hopefully the Sixers can make something out of nothing. Finally we wrap it up early with a NFL week 9 speed round.

A not so spooky episode, unless you consider our recap of the NY Liberty performance in game 4 of the WNBA Finals. We also question what the hell is going on with refs and just how they are officiating to start the NBA season. We pay tribute to the baddest mother (shut your mouth)...Richard Rountree. Then we make our NFL week 8 picks. Happy Halloween everyone!

We don't like lame Halloween decorations, or even too much of it. We also don't like new male head coaches in the WNBA. And we don't like injuries to players in the WNBA Finals. But you know what we do like? Trying to f'ing gambling on all the NFL games each week...even when we suck at it.

This is a no scrubs edition (which probably means we shouldn't be doing a show, but f-off). Some how we travel up to Yonkers and talk about a rap group not too many people have even heard of. Except RJ of course. Chris tries to get into baseball playoffs...it doesn't work. Then he tries to blame the refs for the Liberty's awful finals play, but Kris isn't having it. Then we finish it off with making week 6 NFL picks. Sounds like Kris has just giving up and mailing it in.

Oh this is grinding of our gears on epic proportions. Kris goes in and off on Contractors, Landlords, Met Life Stadium, & WNBA leadership. Chris fills us in on his Atlantic City/Wu Tang trip. Then they picks week 5 games of the NFL. Kris should really be mad about that.

This one is a bucket full of anger. Kris asks what's up with foyer lingerers? Chris compares Wu Tang to the Statler Brothers (it'll make sense, I think). They discuss stupid spring football mergers and new name. Chris jumps on the Chet Holmgren bandwagon and compares his play style to Breanna Stewart, while butting heads with Kris about A'ja Wilson (just don't). and then they finally make their week 4 NFL picks.

It's a hump day episode so let's get into som conspiracies and chris recommends a nice little wrestling documentary. Of course there is WNBA Playoff talk and then they pick every single game for week 3 of the NFL season.

What do monster truck, peacocks & diner have in common? That's where Chris is spending his vacation. We try to figure out the WNBA playoffs. It's looking a little chalky. Then we make our week 2 picks. It's really all downhill from here.

No one, and I mean no one can waste 20 minutes talking about nothing like these two can. They do end up getting excited for the WNBA playoffs and then pick every single spread for the NFL week 1 games. That's it. That's the show.

We've come to realize that Chris, as a sports fan is completely monogamous and can only love one team at a time. All other teams are dead to him. Kris, on the other hand likes to have multiple part...er um teams. definitely only for sports teams. Obviously they get into the Aces-Liberty game, bringing excitement for the WNBA Playoffs to begin. Then, as the NFL season approaches, they give their most ridiculous season picks and Super Bowl winners. Oh and F*ck you to Elway's restaurant in the Denver airport. You suck!

Chris calls in while on vacation in uber-bougie Aspen. Must be nice. They work their way through sex scene in movies and the point of strip clubs. This all stems from Kris's most over-rated movie. Moving on to safer topics - they get into sports and NFL throwback jerseys, Kris enjoyed watching baseball again, but with certain conditions. And then Kris grinds his gears about waiting in line for a diner! Yeah I know, right?

Ep. 431 Not For Nothin' Being Nude & Free by Kris & Chris

Chris starts us off by over-sharing. Then we try a new segment, but get easily sidetracked and distracted within our or words. So we move on to wondering what it's like to get your balls stomped on, on purpose and grind our gear about the open road. We also went to a WNBA game and it was glorious. Kris finishes off the episode by finishing Chris off about his anger of the US World Cup exit.

No one talks about nothing like these two guys. You'll just have to give listen. But while you're here, join us in pouring one out for Paul Reubens. Eventually we might talk a little sports Luckily football season is almost here.

It's another episode of the rewatch...er...a...uh...well never mind. Basically this one turns into a movie & actor reviews. Chris has stories from the road - he made friends with an escort. They belatedly celebrate ConAir Day! Yup that's actually a thing. It's HoF season and Kris has a great idea how to us AI and ChatGPT - replace baseball writers/voters! They do talk some sports but it's really not worth listening to, if we're being honest. Kris also finds the greatest bar crawl of all time. Chris ends this by grinding his gears about San Diego - it's the Jacksonville of California? Now hold on just a god damn minute!

Here's the deal. We are able to fill 30+ minutes talking mostly about baseball, while sprinkling in Macklemore, starter jackets, Wham documentaries and if Seattle is a "water" type city. That tells you all you need to know about this episode. Plus we ramble on for another 30.

Chris wants to sing some sea shanties while he's on the coast of Maine. Instead these two debate Lobster vs. Haddock. There's only losers in this discussion. They manage to enjoy some fireworks this fourth, but these two are the real duds. Eventually they get into some WNBA talk, there's no other sports worth getting into now anyway. Then Kris manages to put themselves out of their misery by grinding his gears about tennis players wearing their hats backwards. Hope you all had a better long weekend they these two, yikes.

Chris tries his hand at impressions. He really went all out in trying to do Adam Sandler & Jon Lovitz, huh? Somehow that leads us to kinda ranking old sitcoms (but only with a studio audience...jesus f'ing christ). Fortunately we work our way to a post-NBA Draft review. Boy does Chris hate the Spurs again, huh? Then we end on some WNBA talk as always. I'm sure I'm forgetting stuff in between, but who cares.

Chris honor Juneteenth by doing what ever other white person does, golfing! Kris reviews a documentary about Gordon Lightfoot - what is this NPR? Chris goes to a Mets game, but we're still not sure if he enjoyed the whole experience. The positive was Pride Night and Cracker Jills (cause they have no nuts, get it). But the down side was baseball, the Cardinals and Daniel Vogelbach. That's so Chris. We do an extended version of Grind our Gears on Oakland A's owner, Bob Huggins, Kevin Durant. Then finish it off with positive WNBA vibes.