Not For Nothin'

We decided to do two shows in a row...but it comes with a condition. We're kinda mailing this one in. We talk about how every landlord is a slum-lord and the horror of moving back in with your parents. We also hit on the NBA Draft, but it's just a Chet hate. So enjoy that!

It's the summer of Ch(K)ris! We decided to do a show. Enjoy it while it lasts. Much like this ridiculous new craze of drinking balsamic vinegar like a soda. GTFOH with that BS. We talk some sports too, might as well right?

The boys are back in town, and they are destroying it. Billy Idol gets his due (not that he needs it). Some how we turn Scoth & Milk into a Dirty Bagpipe and then we manage to get to some WNBA & NBA playoff talks while we end it with one of Chris's new Kentucky Derby betting strategy.

Do you suffer from runny noses, scratchy throats, itchy eyes, post nasal drip and ball chaffing? Yup this is the gross out episode. Otherwise we fire off some hot takes on the NBA playoffs, Tom Brady & James Cromwell. There's some other good nuggets sprinkled in there, so you should definitely listen to the whole episode.

It's finally here! The WNBA season is starting and we're dropping some coin on our favorites. I think we like the Mercury & the Storm...oh but also the Lynx, the Sky & the Aces. Plus we like the Mystics as a dark horse... but also the Liberty! What I do know is we definitely nailed it this year. We do also discuss Chris' upcoming cycling trip & we finish off this episode by critiquing and criticizing those who critique and criticize the NFL Draft.

I mean the title really says it all. Chris is back from his cultish-like yoga retreat from the big island of Hawai'i. Then they reminisce about Milli Vanilli & Keith Sweat. Then Kris ups his tirade game going after & in on IPAs. The rest is the usual sports talk. Hating on the umps, but for another good reason. NBA playoffs with Chris hating on Jokic. The boys finish it off, measuring hand sizes. At least they didn't try to measure some other body part. DRAFT NIGHT!!!

What the hell is the deal with people randomly going to high school plays? Who does that? The boys keep up their anger, and direct it right at Major League Baseball. It's well placed I'm sure. To finally finish up this episode, their NBA playoff predictions are to hope for the best but expect the worst outcomes possible.

The boys compare themselves to characters from the TV show Frasier. Kris continues hating on everything - this week it's in-laws, Coach K, Chet Holmgren, baseball, Bob Huggins & NBA MVP debate. He's just not as fired up this this week, But don't too much about that. It's nice to know the listeners care though. Keep up the good feedback.

Hey we finally did a show! The audio sucks and the content might not be much better, but that's what you get when one of us is in Green Bay. We learn Kris loves a bad Italian accent & decides to hate on everyone in this episode except John Clayton & women's college basketball players. We did our best.

We're not wearing green or drinking Guiness while doing this show. We ain't about that. But we are enjoying out busted brackets if it means the Kentucky's & the Iowas don't advance. We're also all in on the madness that is the NCAA. Chris creates the Willie Burton Award for Saddiq Bey's 50 point accomplishment. We also discuss kidnapping our friends kids...but to take them to a basketball game. Not our finest moment.

The fellas manage to squeeze in a movie review or two. They celebrate MLB's lockout and then try figure out what the hell the NFL is doing with Calvin Ridley...spoiler alert it's called hypocrisy. They also get into the WNBA and Brittney Griner issues before letting Kris work through his stages of grief upon hearing the trade of Rusell Wilson... another spoiler, he's really not that upset. FREE BRITTNEY GRINER!!!

Honestly, I have no idea what these two talk about for a whole hour.

Ep. 271 Not For Nothin' We're Making Some Changes by Kris & Chris

Props, props, prop-prop-props! We don't care if its the Super Bowl, we're in it for the prop bets baby! That's just how we play. But before we make all our picks - we decide to discuss no innovation in professional wrestling...losing your mind at live events...no Rod Stewart blow back...bad Olympics coverage & weird Olympic event - doubles luge anyone? We also tackle the NBA trade grades while dissing all the trades that have happened. Then it's all Super Bowl Props!!! Time to borrow some money again.

We have a very angry and covid-filled show, and it's all due to Chris. We go after Joe Rogen & Neil Young. Who cares about either one of them, right? But the NFL, the Commanders, Eli Manning and a few others are on our shit list too this week. But the real reason you'll want to listen, is our brand new conspiracy theory that involves Bill Belichick, the Giants and two Super Bowls. The moon landing has got nothing on this.

The boys were so amped from that thrilling NFL Divisional Round games, that they decided to bring a little excitement to their next episode. Unfortunately, all they came up with to make fun of stupid website names, cuckolds and trench coats. Okay this episode is more like Aaron Rodgers, fails to live up to the hype. But the good news is Chris has a new found love of referees! They finish off the show by talking NFL and making their conference champion picks.

We talk about dry January, why do guys light their farts on fire and the NFL playoffs. We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Was it all a dream? Or it was just too good to be true? There is just no way Thibs on the Knicks was gonna work out & turn them into a contender. It works out well for us as we were do for a Knicks lament anyway. We'll try not to gloat. We finish off the episode by leaning into our horrible wild card weekend gambling record. But we did finish the regular season with a winning record. Deal with it.

We celebrate and honor the true Patriots on this now historic day. We also use our New Years resolution to try and cancel Rod Stewart. Oh, he didn't do anything wrong, except make terrible music. We update an old Christmas take before trying to make sense of the NFL week 18 spreads. New year, same old results. Oh and we start off the new year by saying good bye to both Antonio Brown & Ben Roethlisberger at the same time. This year just might turn out to be okay.

A night show on New Years eve, eve. In honor of our favorite radio show host of all time, Delilah. No one beats her - sob stories and jams. You can't beat that combo. You know what you can beat, a sports arena named for an office supply retail store. We found a correlation between prog-rock & LARPers. They definitely stick crystals up their bums. Finally we reluctantly gamble on NFL week 17 shit show.