Now That I'm Older

Hello and welcome back to another episode of a show where the hosts always wondered about how long Bert and Ernie had been roommates or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we talk cartoons! Shane comes up with the idea to put all the cartoons from our childhood and teens into a bracket and crown one champion, but Kenny quickly decides that idea doesn't work for him. So this week we decide which cartoons are in and which ones are out. And this week we will be posting the bracket at@NTIOPod on Twitter. And if you would like to fill out your own cartoon bracket, we will definitely discuss it on the show! So check out the show this week and be sure to be fill out your own bracket! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Adulting With Friends , Double Issue and Bookwyrms Podcast and spun promos for: Tails from the Dark Dragons Inn and Very Dark Very Quick. Be sure to check them out! This week's show goes out to all the kids that snuck down their hallway, slyly into the living room, wi

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers that the Transformers shot actual guns and the Go-Bots hands shot lasers..what was up with that? Or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we start out with a story about Shane going on a cruise two years ago and some of his stories from that trip. Then we move into stories about strange deaths and make fun of some of the more stupid ones, which include the guy who invented the coat parachute, a cow falling through someone's roof and even monkeys hurling bricks at people on the ground. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily @PodernFamily shows: SnackMastersInc @SnackMastersInc, Mixed Mediaphors @mediaphors and TheOtherFWordPodcast @otherfwordpod. We also spun promos for Netflix 'N Swill @netflixnswill and ThatFilmStewPodcast @thatfilmstew! So check them out!!! This week's show goes out to that guy who was golfing and got attacked by an angry goose. This dude was just minding his own business, when a goose decided to attack him and make

Hello and welcome to another week of a show where both hosts know where the beef is, but we're not telling or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we start out with a story about Shane's dad having to get violent with a horse and the horse not really noticing. Then we have a clip about Kenny becoming a vigilante, anti-hero named Pickaxe, who is out to punish bad people, murderers and possibly conspiracy theorists and flat earthers. Then we close the show with Kenny getting really heated about something he saw on TV that somehow ends up in a discussion about White Privilege. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: 132 Breese Podcast; The Dadpod and Being Old Sucks. We also spun promos for: Gareth's Random Ramblings and More Gooder Than Podcast. Be sure to check them out! So be sure to check out the show and if you don't, Pickaxe may come looking for you! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER IN

Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts not only remember the show M.A.S.K., they even had some of the toys or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we are doing something we have never ever done on the show and that is playing Would You Rather. Mostly it's just Shane asking Kenny questions and then having to explain that you don't get to make up your own rules, or do a "Hard Pass". Some of the questions include, would you rather end hunger for all of mankind or for yourself...you can only imagine which way Kenny went on that one! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: not-a-clue-podcast; Ten For Ten Podcast! and Sequel Rights. We also spun promos for: TheAfterMovieDiner and The MoviePass Pod. Be sure to check them out! This week's show is dedicated to anyone that is sitting at home right now and contemplating getting another dog, cat or whatever kid of pet you want to avoid getting into a relationship. Maybe for you, you're realizing you're never gonna end up with

Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts remember when the Fonz could magically make the jukebox work, by smacking it (but only in syndication...how old do you think we are...geez!) or as they like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we jump into a story about a Math teacher that hated Shane and puppies and sunshine. Then we move on to talking about some of the clandestine activities we pulled as kids. These included stealing pumpkins, property damage with a pumpkin, and taking an S-Curve at 90 mph in Kenny's Volvo! Then we close the show, talking about a criminal who would like to be sneaky, but with a tattoos on his face and neck, he's not very good at it! This week we shouted out the following #PodernFamily shows: Cozy Corner Podcast; Freaking the F*ck Out and Murder We Wrote Podcast and we spun promos for BSPodPhx and The Stranger Lands. So check these shows out next week! This week's show goes out to anyone in the audience who loves cilantro in their Mexican but has a significant other

Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts remember what life was like before there was an entire channel for cartoons. When you used to have to wake up early on Saturday to see the "good cartoons" or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story about being an irresponsible person, in your twenties and other people having to pay for it. Then we pivot into some of our worst experiences with fast food. Whether we were working there or we were customers there. Then we close out with a story about one of the most unruly McDonald's customers ever...over bacon. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Too Posh Boutique @TooPoshBoutique; Not For Human Consumption Podcast @nfhcpodcast and Not Just New Movies! @NJNMpodcast and we spun promos for these guys: Epic Film Guys @EpicFilmGuys and SuddenDoubleDeep @SDDFilmPodcast. Check them out! This week's show goes out to anyone who has two dogs and is thinking of getting a new one. Maybe your two dogs are old. Maybe you just

Hello and welcome another week of a show with hosts that remember when Transformers killed off Optimus Prime in the cartoon and are still pissed off about it, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start off with a story about not knowing the status of a family member after a car accident and how crazy that can drive you. Then we move into asking, in light of all the #metoo stuff, can you still enjoy the art if the artist is an asshole? Then we close the show with some interesting facts from history and to Shane's surprise, Kenny already knows most of them (which makes him a nerd, per Shane). This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Realm & Ruin; American Timelines Podcast and Smark to Death Podcast. We also spun promos for: Wicked Darkness ‏and Soiled Restroom Cinema. Be sure to check them all out. This week's show goes out to all of the people that are in their mid to late thirties and are just now having kids. We understand that you are giving up all your free time, all you

Hello and welcome to another episode of a podcast that is not afraid to ask, what exactly was Charles in Charge of?  I mean the kid's had parents, so it wasn't them or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older.  This week we start out with a story about Shane being in a band and in a Hot Yoga class (so to speak) at the same time.  Then we move into talking about a guy who got discovered in Russia, hunting wolves in nothing but a necklace, his underwear and some flip flops after some trouble at home.  Then we move into talking about family secrets, like finding out your mom is your sister or your dad is your brother!  And Kenny finds out some more of Shane's family secrets. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Two Chicks & the Plural of Apocalypse; The Lounge SD and Another Lousy Millennium.  We also spun promos for: Jake & Tom Conquer the World and EveryoneHasAPodcast. This week's show goes out to every guy out there who has a girlfriend who has a cat and they're not a cat guy.  Maybe you're

Hello and welcome back to another week of a show where the hosts used to ask themselves, why didn't the Go Bots use guns? Why did their hands fire lasers? That's weird. Or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story about one of my dogs that for the longest time seemed hell bent on not only getting out of the yard, but going to jail because of it. Then we move into having our first ever, non-podcaster guest on the show call in! Her name is Wren and you can find her at @SongbirdWren on Twitter. She is a Phone Sex provider and spends a while telling us about her craziest customers, how her parents feel about her work and why she keeps doing what she does. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Genuine ChitChat; TwoTenderfootTourist and Bot Buddies Podcast. We also spun promos for: WhatIfPodcast and In Poor Taste. Make sure to check them out! This week's show goes out to anyone who is wearing a tutu, headband, bra and has a bejeweled penis. We won't try to unders

Hello and welcome to another installment of a podcast where the hosts both know that maybe if it wasn't for his ssssspeech impediment, Cobra Commander might have been more successful, or as we like to call it: Now That I'm Older. This week, we start out with a show about house-hunting can turn potentially deadly, at any time. Then we move into discussing how going to KFC was a big deal for Shane's family, back when he was a kid. Then we talk about how the entire island of Britain still thinks KFC is awesome. Then we discuss dogs that run away and all the fun that it is too chase them! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Dirty Pop Podcast ; Next Fan Up and RaiderLostCommentary. We also spun promos for So I Married A Movie Geek and The Neverland Podcast. This week's show is dedicated to anyone that has a dog that runs away from home. We dog owner's know that it takes a special kind of love to chase an animal that seems to spend all his or her dogs trying to escape your house or yard. So this

Hello and welcome back to a show where we remember when the Smurfs got their own spin-off, the Snorks or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story about Shane bullying a freshman in high school and then realizing maybe it wasn't bullying at all. Then we move into a story about a goose knocking a hunter out and then we pivot right into Kenny's story of him fighting a flying fowl and winning. Then we close the show with Kenny comparing Shane's childhood to normal people's. This week we shouted out the following #PodernFamily @PodernFamily shows: Mirths and Monsters Pod @mirthsnmonsters; Worst of the Best @WOTB_Podcast and BadTimeBabble @BadTimeBabble. And we spun promos for 365Flicks Podcast @365FlicksPod DecompositionPodcast @decomp_pod. Make sure to check them out! This week's show is dedicated to everyone who wears sandals with socks and does not have a medical condition. If you are doing this, it is obvious that you've given up on life any sort of good fashion sense, s

Hello and welcome to another week of a show that remembers when people still wanted their MTV and actively tuned into to watch...music. or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story about being a stranger in a strange land, with no money. Then we move into talking about Shane's recent trip to a wine tasting and Kenny thinks it's lame. Then later on we discuss cops calling the cops on themselves, Kenny having a ceiling gun and a set of highly trained bodyguards, which you may have guessed are baboons...from France. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Things Joe Hates, We Suck at Everything and Alternative Facts Chicago and spun promos for: TwistedPhilly and Zombie_Kitty_Podcast. This week's show goes out to each and every person who has a teenage child. This parenting stuff is hard enough and then they get to be teenagers and they know everything in the world and think you don't know anything, and they suddenly have an opinion on EVERYTHING...this

Hello and welcome to another episode of a show where both of the hosts remember when Vanilla Ice was the only white rapper who got airplay, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we jump into a story about the family dog and what losing one can be like. Then we move into talking about some the weird stuff our families have done, from making us climb extension ladders as little kids to cleaning some of the most horrific of messes. Then we close with a story about Kenny waking up in his worst enemies body. This week we shouted out the following #PodernFamily @PoderFamily shows: WhiteWineTrueCrime @WWTCrime; The Best Fren Podcast @bestfrenpod and Feelin' Film Podcast @FeelinFilm. We also spun promos for: Super Movie Bros. @SuperMoviePod and WhatIfPodcast @Podcast_WhatIf. Check them out. This week's show goes out to all the folks who listen every week. You guys rule and make the show worth doing each and every week. We (Kenny and I) appreciate each of you guys. Thank you and have a

Hello and welcome back to another week of a show where the two hosts remember when P Diddy was still just Puff Daddy or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start off with a show about the first story shane ever told in front of an audience. Then we move into talking about a lot of things, including one of the grossest pranks that has ever been pulled, about how Shane needs to get control of his dogs. We also talk about the most epic party Shane and Kenny have ever been to and close the show with Kenny explaining the Netflix show, The Crown in very vivid detail. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Tabletop Squadron; 80'sThen80'sNow and Smoke & Mirrors and spun promos for InSession Film and PARLIPOD. Be sure to check them out. This week's show goes out to all the guys right now that are watching hours and hours of crime television, because their girl is into it. You do it, because you want to make her happy, but let's be honest. You also need to keep an eye on her,

Hello and welcome back to a show where the hosts are fine yelling at the kids on their lawn, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with some of the crazy thoughts that run through Kenny's head, then we share some of our drunk stories and we close out the show with a story about a guy who may have figured out the key to happiness and he's technically homeless! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Unbecoming of Age; Crime709 Podcast and Pod Damn Sports ‏and we spun promos for: AfterBurn739 and The Countdown Pod This week's show is dedicated to the football fans everywhere that are in mourning right now. Some of us remember when the Super Bowl was about the two best teams playing and crowning a champion. Now it's a 4 hour extravaganza, complete with medley's of pop hits and even Janet Jackson's boob. Oh and let's not forget the yearly Tom Brady appearance. This week's NTIO is dedicated to that guy! Have a great week everyone!

Hello and welcome back to another episode of a show where the two hosts know exactly who was the boss...it was Tony.  Or was we like to call it, Now That I'm Older!  This week our show is a little different than our normal show.  This week Shane serves as a producer without a mike, as Kenny interviews Nikkey about her having to deal with a friendship she has had since she was ten.  She tells the tale of a best friend that slowly became a toxic relationship, until she finally had to cut it off.  So we get a lil serious this week. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows:  Meddling Kids Pod; Dame, Sports & Entertainment and Nerd On! The Podcast and spun promos for Gareth Thomas and Jake & Tom Conquer the World. Check them out!!! And this week, the show goes out to anyone who is dealing with a friend that they know is bad for them, but they just keep wanting to give them another chance. That one friend that always takes but never gives. And this show goes out to those dealing with the moment final

Hello and welcome to another week of a show where the hosts remember a time when you didn't give a damn about the president's Twitter account or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older.  This week we jump into a story about Kenny getting his mom into a LOT of trouble at Christmas a couple of years ago.  We also talk about how Kenny believes county jail is way worse than prison.  We also talk about parenting in the 80's and then we close the show out with Shane explaining his ideas to make the prison visitation a lot more enjoyable and profitable for the whole family! This week we shouted out Quiet Town; Of Myth and Mercy and Taking out the Trash Podcast and we spun promos for Poop Culture ® and 365Flicks Podcast. This week's show goes out to all the people out there that own birds. Whether your bird talks to you, or just hangs around your house...what the hell are you doing? These are birds? I'm sure your bird loves you but it's a little weird and all of us people that don't own birds are giving you the s

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers a simpler time, like when the professor had his choice of the girl next door in Mary Ann or the Hollywood Starlet known as Ginger, or as we like to call if, Now That I'm Older. This week, we start out with a story about the time Shane had to rescue his wife from a crossfit tragedy. We then read some of the reviews we have gotten on iTunes and after that we move into discussing how awesome our New Year's Eve's were for Kenny and Shane, which included doing nothing at all, and it was glorious. Then we close this week's show out with the possibility of Shane being the conservator of Kenny's estate and how he wants to make Kenny a poseable corpe at his wake. This week we shouted out: ReelisticallySpeakin ; Brodette Nation Podcast and Crime Smith: A True Crime Podcast and we spun promos for: The Boondoggle and More Gooder Than Podcast. Thanks guys for checking out the show. This one is dedicated to all the people wearing fanny packs out there right now. These folks hav

Hello and welcome back to another week with two guys who remember when no one cared that Bert and Ernie might be "special friends" or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a dastardly plan by some high school girls. Then we move into talking about messing up so bad at your job that you cost the airport where you work and the city where you work millions of dollars. We also touch on the doctor who got busted signing people's livers. Then we close the show with a story about Shane's son leaving the nest sometime soon. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Thefilmforecast; Brown About Town LDN and SciFiDFDriveInPod. We also shouted out: Weird Darkness and Odd Dad Out. We wanted to take a second here to say, Thank you! To each and everyone of you. Especially to those who read the show notes all the way through and tell your friends and family about us. You make this awesome to do. Here's to the final NTIO of 2017 and to the new year and all the awesome

Hello and welcome to a show that knows, before there was Keaton, Rudolph the beloved red nosed reindeer was the face of bullying, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week is all about Christmas. From how Santa was not always so into wearing red, to how Kenny doesn't get gifts for many people at all and how White Elephant is the worst of all the holiday traditions and should be banned FOREVER. We also close the show out with another discussion of how Shane does not believe Die Hard is a Christmas movie and Kenny does. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Sunday Blues Podcast; Drunk Guys Book Club and WayWord WordSmiths. We also spun promos for Epic Film Guys and Netflix 'N Swill. And this week we want to wish each of you a safe and happy holiday. If you celebrate Christmas, go crazy and have a great one. And don't forget, holiday get togethers are a great place to bring up Now That I'm Older. Whether it's your mom or you brother or your weird uncle named Bubba or Junior (we all