Now That I'm Older

Hey guys, welcome back to a show that remembers when one of your worst problems was whether or not you have to eat all your vegetables before you get desert, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older!  This week on episode 187, we discuss riding a bike as a kid and how amazing it was.  The wind in your hair, your friends next to you and all the awesome shit that went along with it.  Unfortunately, it wasn’t always like that for riding a bike. We also discuss knees full of gravel, from having bike accidents, concussions and all the ways you can fuck yourself up on a bike.   This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Conversation Pod; The Feminist Critique and Longbox of Darkness and we shouted out: Wining About Crime and We Watched A Thing! This week goes out to anyone who just woke up late for work. You get that peaceful waking up feeling. Your body feels rested, your brain feels sharp and you just know it's gonna be a good day. Then you look down and realize that you only feel rested,

Welcome back to another episode of a show that remembers when the worst thing you had to worry about was whether your mom was gonna let you stay up till the end of the movie, or if she was gonna make you go to bed...or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week on episode 186, we discuss past mistakes and how some are too big to get past. Like when Kenny was wrestling with a girl in a flirty way, and her wig came off and instead of acting like a mature adult, Kenny bailed!. Then later on, this leads us to the discussion about Disney dropping James Gunn over some shit he said in the past, and how Disney should probably be careful about casting stones, since they have some pretty nasty stuff in their past. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Eclectic City; The Departure Lounge and Two Pour Bastards and we shouted out: Who Spiked The Puns? and TwistedPhilly. This week's show goes out to anyone out there burning their Nike's cuz of a billboard or ad campaign. I mean you paid for those

Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts remember watching The Brady Bunch in reruns and thinking Jan was kind of a bitch, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week on NTIO #185 we discuss Kenny’s most recent conquest, when he brought home a stripper and caused us to be late recording the podcast, and later on we give anyone who needs tips to pick up chicks, our best pointers. So check it out..we’ll be right back. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Next Exit Podcast; Bridgin The Gap Podcast and Bunny Trails Podcast and we spun promos for: The Countdown Pod and Poop Culture! This week's show goes out to that guy sitting at his desk right now at work, wondering..."Did I turn off the gas on the stove after I cooked breakfast?". We know what it's like to wonder if your house is a scorching blaze right now that firefighters are having to fight or if your being way too OCD again. So here's to you MIGHTA LEFT THE GAS ON GUY! You probably didn't but nothing will keep you fr

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when we all had pagers and if you got a 911 code on a page, that meant you needed stop and find a payphone, as quickly as possible! This week we discuss dog birthdays and how Kenny gives Shane tons of crap about his dogs having a birthday party, complete with cake. Seriously, if anyone out there does this too, please let us know, so Shane doesn't feel so alone! Then later on we discuss a scary cat bath incident, and we close the show talking about creepy animatronic animals at Chuckie Cheese and Showbiz Pizza Parlor! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Not-So-True Crime; Recon-Cinemation and Parental Content Podcast and we spun promos for Believer/Skeptic Podcast and Decomposition Podcast! So check them out, AFTER you listen to NTIO! This week's show goes out to everyone who's sitting in the doctor's office right now, in the exam room, waiting on the doctor. We know it feels like forever when you are waiting for a physical or test results or wh

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when President Reagan seemed to only want to tear down walls and the new guy only seems to want to put walls up or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. A show that tells you getting older sucks, but can be awesome at the same time! This week we talk about a lot of stuff, starting with how awesome or basic chili is. Then we pivot into a discussion about the oppression of Sandwich Monkeys and how serious of an issue that is. And then we close the show with talking about a terrible incident with a flag, during marching band and then we close the show with elaborate hoaxes. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Red Menace; Let’s Get Down to Business Disney and Untranslatable Podcast! And we spun promos for: Grawlix Podcast and Two Peas On A Pod! So stop reading this and go check them out...well wait. Wait until you listen to Now That I'm Older first! And this week's show goes out to any guy who is the saver in your relationship and y

Hello and welcome to a show where we remember that the GoBots used to shoot lasers out of their hands but the Transformers actually had guns that shot actual lasers! What's up with that? Or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. This week on NTIO #183, we discuss rules that we follow for no reason, like knocking on wood, waiting for everyone to get their food, before eating at a restaurant and we find out that Kenny doesn’t really follow the rules unless someone is watching, so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily: Anyone Else Podcast; The VCR Kids and What Now Derek?! And we spun promos for: Gareth’s Random Ramblings and Poop Culture! So go check them out now! This week's show goes out to anyone out there right now who still has a tube TV with a coat hanger for an antenna. We know that life is probably hard for you. You've made a few left turns in your journey through life and you need a laugh or two, so this show's for you! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THA

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers who shot JR, but we’re not telling or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we start out with a terrifying drug deal at 10 years old. Then we discuss throwing stuff in your friend’s yard that you steal from the neighborhood and we get into the wildest scavenger hunt that we were ever a part of, where the only rules were that there were no rules...there are no rules! And then we close with a discussion on a drug deal that went terribly wrong So check it out! Out of Bounds Sports Podcast; Possessed Radio and Sorry! You're In My Seat Podcast! We also spun promos for: Epic Film Guys and Very Dark Very Quick! So go check them out! This week's show goes out to anybody who is stuck at a kids birthday party. Especially if it's your buddy's kid. Sure, he said you guys would be watching the game and drinking beer, but what he neglected to mention was there was a house full of 6 year old kids hopped up on cake, ice cream and all the soda and juice the

Hello and welcome to a show where we remember when they killed off Optimus Prime in the Transformers movie, back in the 80's and how absolutely traumatic that shit was or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we start out with a magical moment that may have been a dream. Then we jump into Kenny giving the entire NTIO Audience a very special public service announcement where he lets us know what not to use as body soap, when you run out. Then later on we discuss yard sale toys, riding an adult big wheel and an incident with a biker gang. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Who Invited THIS Guy?!; Late Party Pod and Twisted Britain and we spun promos for Weird Darkness and So I Married A Movie Geek. So go check them out! This week's show is for everyone who's ever waited in line for the bathroom at a concert. We know how it is...ya have a few beers and the pressure starts to build and before you know it, you're waiting in an impossibly slow line. Where like 6 kids are

Hello and welcome back to a show where the hosts remember when David Hasselhoff was talking to his car and using Turbo Boost to jump over stuff in the eighties instead of the cheeseburger on the floor drunk asshole he turned into or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. On this week’s show, we did not have an intro story because we spend the whole show talking to one of our favorite people, Miss TS Madison. For those that don’t know, she's an American entertainer, entrepreneur and LGBT activist. She is openly transgender, has appeared in a variety of amateur erotic videos and I first found her on the podcast, Risk! And this week she has lots and lots to talk about with us, from one of her favorite stories, to discussing the trans life with me and Kenny. Before we get into it, I wanted to let you know that Ms. Madison does not have a filter and has no issue discussing any of her sexual exploits, so be forewarned! We dive into one of her stories, and discuss being Trans with her and some of the issues she faces be

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when Mr. T was wearing gold chains and was BA Barackus on the A-Team, not selling the Flavorwave oven on the Shopping Channel, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we discuss a true Now That I’m Older topic, drinking when we were younger. Nowadays, Kenny barely drinks and when Shane does, he can handle it a lot better, but when we were younger, it was a much different story. This week, we discuss puking in a bar, puking on yourself, getting into physical altercations while drunk and taking care of a drunk person, so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: TheLituationPodcast; Meet At The Bronze and Terrible Book Club. We also spun promos for: Tails from the Dark Dragons Inn and TheNeverlandPodcast! So check them out now! What are you waiting for! This week's show goes out to the guy who has busted his ass for the past two years to finally buy a new car. the guy who yells, "NO YOU CAN'T EAT IN HERE!" every

Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts remember the Life Alert commercial, where the old lady had fallen and couldn't get up. Shane always remembered it as being sad and Kenny always laughed at the old lady...or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we have our favorite Phone Sex Operator back on the show: Songbird Wren and we talk about all kinds of things, including reality television, strange fetishes, wet work in the bedroom and a whole lot more. It's your typical interview with a Phone Sex Operator where she talks about some of her clients fetishes, like fainting and scat, so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Stu Talks Podcast; A Couple's Insight and Don't Crack Podcast and we spun promos for: Two Peas On A Pod and Super Movie Bros.. Go check them out now! This week's show goes out to anyone who just moved in with their significant other and is wondering right now, "What the hell did I get myself into?" Sure she says your stuff being in storage is tem

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers what life was like when Fred Sanford was clutching his chest, saying "Elizabeth, I'm coming...I'm coming Elizabeth" or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we start out talking about some of the hard lessons we learn as kids. Then we talk about psychopaths and how when you’re younger, no matter how crazy we got, we feel like we kept it together but some people and some machines didn't. We also talk about Kenny’s full leather outfit (including the hat, pants, jacket and an eye patch) and we close the show with talking about the possibility of the Robot uprising and how we should have known better, but we keep pushing our luck with stupid stuff like Boston Dynamics! This week we shouted out: Fool Can't Get Fooled Again; The Steel Reinforced Podcast; Three Lions Podcast; and we played promos for: Odd Dad Out and The Countdown Pod! Go check them out now. This week's show goes out to anyone who's starting a new job in their thirties. We all know

Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts remember the week long special, when the Dinobots and the Constructicons made their first appearance on the Transformers or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we start out talking about a time when Shane's little brother got him and Shane in trouble for throwing glass bottles out of the back of a truck. Then we move into talking about getting in trouble with your parents when you're a kid and how Shane and Kenny handled it way differently. Then we talk about the most dangerous toy any of us played with as kids, known as the trampoline, and all the wrestling matches and injuries that came with it. And we close the show with the shittiest obituary, ever written! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: CV Radio, Accession and pondbetweenfriends and we played promos for: The MoviePass Pod and TheAfterMovieDiner! Check them out today! This week's show goes out to anyone who ever wrestled their brother or sister, injured them and t

Hey guys, this week we have a special episode of the show! This is the reaction show for our huge cartoon bracket that we did recently, but we also had a special guest, when Joe from ThingsJoeHates stops by to discuss all of our brackets and cartoons in general. But because this is a Patreon Exclusive episode, we put up half of the episode for you guys who haven't had a chance to subscribe on Patreon yet. If you want to subscribe to our Patreon to check out the rest of the show, go: HERE! We also had some listeners who sent in their own brackets: 1. Shane's Bracket 2. Kenny's Bracket 3. Thing's Joe Hate's Brackets 4. AWhaaat?Podcast's Bracket 5. @HollywoodADI's Bracket 6. @Old_School_Evil's Bracket 7. @TestosterZonePC's Bracket 8. @kevinisrael_nj's Bracket 9. Ghosts of the Stratosphere's Bracket

Hello and welcome to another episode of a show that knows that the hottest friend, was always Rachel or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we discuss Shane's son moving out of the house. And this leads us to talking about both of us moving out for the first time. Like when Kenny and one of his roommates almost killed another roommate because of hair in the sink or when Shane had a roommate who paid his rent in drug money that he made while selling weed out of their apartment and a whole lot more! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: TheFilmmakersPodcast; The Awakened Soul and Drunken Opinion and we played promos for: Netflix 'N Swill and Grawlix Podcast This week's show goes out to anyone who has a trip to the DMV coming up. You know your soul is gonna be crushed from the moment you step into the office, but you have to do it. You know there is no way to avoid the feeling of dread as you walk into that door, see all those government employees who don't seem to want to

Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts remember a time when there was no such thing as streaming TV. If you wanted to watch a show, you had to wait for it to come on, each week, like a normal person, or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out talking about dating. We cover everything from going out with someone once, and realizing you had no interest in them at all. We also talk about how AOL was the Wild West of online dating. We also cover a chick who went crazy after one date. Then we close the show with a segment on streaming music. We touch on how absolutely popular it's gotten and how Shane feels like it's a little bit of a cult, but he joined anyway. Then as usual we take a left hand turn and we end the show talking about how pointless Sparkling Water is. For this week's show, we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Bloody Betrayal & Works of Darkness Podcast; 10,000 TACOS and Be Who You Want to Be. We also spun promos for: Odd Dad Out and That Film Stew Podcast. S

Hello and welcome to another week of a show where the hosts remember when gas was 99 cents, Roseanne was just a loudmouth with her own show and Trump was just another rich asshole, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out talking about the dangers of trying to look cool in front of older kids. Then we pivot directly into our odd encounters with nature. Shane tells Kenny about the time his dad punched a horse and Kenny brings up the fact that his dad, also punched a horse. We also discuss Kenny's poop scooping days on a horse farm, riding elderly horses and we close the show talking about a guy who was unlucky enough to get bit by a snake, a shark and a bear! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Nothing But A Bob Thang; Beyond The Outer Rim and thestevecalisshow and we spun promos for: AfterBurn739 Podcast and Very Dark Very Quick! Go check them all out now! No...you don't need another episode of Pawn Stars or whatever your're watching! You should be listeni

Hello and welcome back to the show that know that the only way to eat a steak is medium rare to rare and if anyone tries to tell you different, you poke them in their negative ass eyes, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we wrap up our cartoon bracket show and I gotta say it feels like we're talking about a lot of cartoons recently, but never fear, this is IT! Kenny and Shane both crown a champion and some of the matchups will surprise you! Don't forget to hit us up at the links below to join in the conversation to let us know if you thought we were off on any of our choices! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily @PodernFamily shows: Ate-Up:The Podcast @Ate_Up_Podcast, The Importance of Seeing Ernest Podcast @SeeingErnest and APodcastAboutSomething @APASomething. We also spun promos for: BSPodPhx @BSPodPhx Media Nerds Podcast @nerds_podcast. Check them out now! What are you waiting for?!!?! This week's show goes out to anybody who's significant other just bought some sort

Hello and welcome back to another installment of a show that remembers when the original old lady fell and couldn't get up...and no one was there to help her up, but Life Alert was or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we finally get into our Cartoon Bracket Show. This week we have randomized our 64 favorite cartoons from our childhood, put them into a bracket, March Madness style and pitted them against one another, head to head. Some of our matchups include: Porky Pig vs Tiny Toons, Courage the Cowardly Dog and Beavis and Butthead vs The Simpsons. And Kenny and Shane agree on a lot less than you would think they would. This is also the first installment of the Cartoon Bracket show as we had 32 matchups and it took almost an hour so tune in next week for us to crown our winners! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: He Said, She Said Movie Reviews, Same S#!t Different Toilet and Unseasoned and we spun promos for these shows: SuddenDoubleDeep and TwistedPhilly. So chec

Hello and welcome back to a show, where the hosts know where the beef is, and it's not at Wendy's or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story about how overly competitive Shane can be, at the wrong times and then we move into a hotly contested debate of whether a cashew is a nut or a fruit...or something called a droop. Then we move into discussing Bill Cosby's fall from grace. Then later on we talk about Kenny scamming people, in the name of charity and more stories about how poor Shane was as a kid. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Let's Talk 30; Isles of Samsarras Podcast; ‏Mega Late Show Tokyo and we spun promos for: Poop Culture and Two Peas On A Pod So this week's show goes out to anyone out there right now who is in a relationship with someone who loves to camp when you don't. Here's to you going to the woods, going through the amateur engineer's course (AKA the directions to put up your tent), sleeping on an air mattress, or the ground if you'