Now That I'm Older

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Sinopsis

Getting old sucks but can be awesome at the same time!

Episodios

  • NTIO #204 The Porno Guard

    31/01/2019 Duración: 34min

    Hello and welcome to a show that remembers how the Thundercats were awesome when we were kids, but we realized how much it sucked when we got to be adults or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss finding out some of your friends are super weird and watch porn together like some people watch football together and how Kenny and Shane reacted! Then we discuss a guy who ruined his buddy’s wedding with a little leftover porn! Goblet Of Wine Podcast; The Synful Show and Girls Next Door Podcast. We also spun promos for: More Gooder Than Podcast and Grave Girls Podcast! Check out their shows as soon as you're done with ours. And I mean we're doing the honor system here...so be on your best behavior. This week's show goes out to anyone who's chasing their dog, after he got off his leash. It's always super crappy to watch your dog run away from you as he is playing a game of chase me as you try futiley to catch up. We can't make your dog come back, but we can make you laugh a litt

  • NTIO #203 Broke Dick Mountain

    24/01/2019 Duración: 34min

    Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when Tonya Harding had Nancy Kerrigan taken out, Godfather style and exactly how gangster that was, or as we like to call it Now That I’m Older. This week we start our discussing situations that we’ve been in, during sex where we felt like our life may have been in danger or at the very least, it was scary as hell. Then later on we discuss a horrible situation that happened to Shane during sex and we close with one time where Kenny actually had to walk away from sex. For this week's show we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Conspiracy Asylum; Let's Watch Horror Podcast and TheFeinicsGatePodcast and we spun promo for: Odd Dad Out and Jock & Nerd Podcast! Go check them out when our episode is over. We're using the honor system here, so don't break our trust! This week's show goes out to anyone who watches politics all day and still has their sanity. We know it's a constant fight in your head to either give into the madness of Republicants or Libtards

  • NTIO #202 MeeMaw’s Home Cookin’

    17/01/2019 Duración: 36min

    Hello and welcome back to a show where we always wonder why no one pointed out the pure savagery of the fact that Gargamel wanted to eat the Smurfs, or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we discuss the worst possible allergy for Kenny in the world, which would be not being able to eat red meat. Then we discuss some of the crazy crap Kennys grandmother does in the kitchen and discuss some the grossest stuff we ever ate, as kids, when our parents cooked. And we close out with a show about the worst time Shane ever ate eggs with his dad. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Two Man Booth; FireStarters Podcast and That's Uhffensive ‏and we spun promos for: Play Comics Podcast and #NoOffense Show! Check out their shows, when ours is done cuz if not, Kenny will come to your house and I assure you it won't be a personal visit! This week's show goes out to anyone who is doing the online dating thing. We still remember when you'd go out to a bar or get on AOL, like a nor

  • NTIO #201: Adventures on the Orient Express

    10/01/2019 Duración: 38min

    Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when Undertaker threw Mankind off the top of the Hell in a cell and none of us were ever the same, or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss a correction that Kenny has to make on the show about how no one but him can do a hand job correctly, after a visit to an Asian massage parlor. We also discuss how the #MeToo movement has changed massages and a lot of behavior that men used to just get away with. We also discuss that time Kenny had a 19 y/o stripper living in his house. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Legacy Trek Podcast ‏; Rich Sis Broke Sis; and SpookySconniePodcast. We also spun promos for: ThatFilmStewPodcast and AfterBurn 739 Podcast! Check out their shows...but not until AFTER you finish ours! Cuz if you do, we'll know and Kenny may knock on your door! Just kidding, but do you really wanna find out? This weeks show goes out to anyone at all who is struggling after the holidays with money. We all do i

  • NTIO #200 That’s a Lot of Shows

    03/01/2019 Duración: 01h05min

    Hello and welcome to a show that remembers a simpler time. A time before streaming music services and MP3 players, when Arthur Fonzarelli could just walk in, smack the jukebox and get the songs he wanted...or as we like to call it,, Now That I'm Older. This week we have a very special show. It is our official 200th episode! We go all the way back to episode 1 and check out how amazing our sound quality used to be. We bring up some of our favorite clips, like when Kenny and Steven (Shane's Brother) made a commercial for selling pillow that may or may not have been a little racist. We also discuss goblins, Kenny falling and not being able to get up and a whole lot more. There are no shout outs for this week, but we wanted to thank a few people for helping NTIO become the show that it has. Christian Monkeberg was the first guy to ever suggest that I do a podcast, and from that idea we got all this. Patrick Duffy, head of The Rogue Intel podcast network took a chance on us when we had very, very few li

  • NTIO #199.5 2018: Year In Review

    28/12/2018 Duración: 01h01min

    Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when MTV actually played music videos and not wasn't all about teen moms and shit or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we look back at some of our favorite clip from 2018, including The Legend of Pickaxe, Shane's version of Prison, that turns into the fair, Sandwich Monkeys, and a lot more. This week this show goes out to all of you guys that supported the show all year, throughout 2018! We really appreciate each and everyone of you guys! Have a great week! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

  • NTIO #199 The VCR Revolution

    20/12/2018 Duración: 43min

    Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when we all discovered that Santa was kind of a dick in the original Rudolph claymation cartoon or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we start out talking about Amazon and jump quickly into talking about how Robots are quite possibly gonna take over the world. And surprise surprise, Kenny is gonna side with the robots. Then we talk about Shane hiring cheap labor to help put up his Christmas lights and whether organic peanut butter is the worst idea, ever! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Can't Sleep Won't Sleep; Easterly Inn Podcast and The Married Nerds annd we spun promos for: The IMDB Journey Podcast and More Gooder Than Podcast. Be sure to check their show out...after you listen to ours, cuz we are like Santa...we'll know! This week's show goes out to everyone for Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever it is you celebrate! We hope you guys all stay safe and get everything you are wanting on your list this year! Have a g

  • NTIO #198.5 Fear and Loathing in K-Town

    13/12/2018 Duración: 48min

    Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when Scooby Doo was the first show to have guest stars when we were kids, like the Globetrotters or Batman and Robin...or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we have a great story from Kenny where he very possibly could have gone to jail for doing the right thing. Without giving too much away, let me ask, have you ever been talking to the cops...the MOMENT the acid kicks in? If you have, you’ll be able to relate...if not, check out this week’s show, cuz it’s gonna be a bumpy ride! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Twelve Chimes Radio; Franchise Tag Sports Podcast and RiseUp /w Chicken & Dragon and we spun promos for: Grave Girls Podcast and Odd Dad Out! Go check out their shows...as soon as ours is done! This week's show goes out to anyone who still hasn't bought any Christmas gifts. Let's be honest here...it comes up, every year on the same date and somehow you are STILL procrastinating??? Get up and go get present

  • NTIO #198 Thanksgiving Gets Sexy

    06/12/2018 Duración: 37min

    Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when we all sat there the first time, hearing Darth Vader tell Luke that he was his dad and how our lives have never been the same since, or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we discuss a flock of asshole geese from Australia and then we jump into our post Thanksgiving episode. Where we start out talking Thanksgiving and what we did this year and end up somehow talking about things in porn we don’t like so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: TheThreeMandys; POPLAW and Idiots’ Picnic Podcast. We also spun promos for: So it is Told and 365Flicks Podcast! Check out their shows...but AFTER you listen to ours. And if you don't we'll know. And you don't want that. This show goes out to everyone who's ever said..."don't you miss how TV used to be? Where we could just have to wait a whole week to see what happened to the characters? Like when you watch an HBO show or something?" Even though we all know streaming i

  • NTIO #197.5 When Murder Spins Out of Control

    29/11/2018 Duración: 33min

    Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when we all used to judge the kids who said they didn’t have a Nintendo and preferred Sega Genesis or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we talk about a couple of encounters in the dating world. One of these includes Kenny, riding shotgun with one of our friends that flirted with a girl, went to her house, only with the intention of eating all of her food. Then later we talk about Shane getting caught in a super weird hook up situation, where the girl’s exhusband showed up at her trailer, in the middle of the night and started beating on the walls. Then we close with Kenny racking his pistol at someone, just a couple of weeks ago. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: AK_podcast; Kieran's Movie Space and specialunknown and spun promos for: InSession Film and #NoOffense Show And this week's show goes out to all the former rock stars out there. You know who I'm talking to. The guy or girl who spent years telling everyone t

  • NTIO #197 The Next Thanksgiving One

    22/11/2018 Duración: 55min

    Hello and welcome to a show that remembers what it was like to watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and the simple joy of seeing Santa Claus at the end of the parade, every year or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we know that every one is probably in their car right now, listening to their children whine about having to go to Grandma's house and trying to drown it out with Now That I'm Older. This week we have a look back at some of our favorite clips from the past year. We hope you enjoy it and you all make it out of the inevitable turkey coma that you're gonna end up in! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

  • NTIO #196 All Worked Up

    15/11/2018 Duración: 39min

    Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when kids cartoons weren’t mindless crap, like Spongebob or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week on episode #196 we start out talking about screwing up at work. Like falling asleep at your desk because you didn’t get enough sleep or falling asleep while doing nitrous in a dental chair at your dental job or falling asleep in a different city, as you work as a baggage handler. We also talk about a Concentration Camp themed Halloween display and how HOA’s are pretty much pure evil! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Knowing My Nightmares Podcast; Odours of the Odeon and Da Box Office Boys and we spun promos for: 365Flicks Podcast and Gareth's Random Ramblings! So check out their shows... as soon as this one is over. This week we send this show out to the guy who is just about to leave for vacation with his two little kids. Sure, you love your kids. You love your wife, but the idea of being locked in a car with them for

  • NTIO #195 The Great Poop Escapade

    08/11/2018 Duración: 38min

    Hello and welcome back to a show where we remember when McDonald’s had the Muppet Babies toys in the happy meals and they were awesome, or as we like to call it Now That I’m Older! This week on episode #195, we discuss festivals. Going to them, the kinds of stuff we can buy at them, the people you meet at them and how Kenny refuses to go to any of them because everyone smells bad, according to him. Then later on, we discuss a potty incident with Shane’s son, and a time where he broke his finger during a rainstorm! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows; Jump In, Michael Podcast; howimetyourfriendspod and The Littlest Podcast and we spun promos for: The Stranger Lands and Poop Culture! So go check out, them out, AFTER you're done listening to NTIO! And this week's show goes to the guy who has to buy new decorations for every holiday. We know how it is. Your girl loves the holidays and every time a holiday passes, she has to go buy more holiday stuff. I mean, it's not like we don't have

  • NTIO #194 Dracula’s Demise

    01/11/2018 Duración: 33min

    Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when television commercials used to actually warn you to get your parent’s permission before using the phone or going on the internet, because you may just get your ass beat or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss lots of stuff but we start out with a story about Kenny injuring an actor because he was mean to Kenny during his short lived stage acting days, or he got in his managers face for yelling at him during his Dave and Busters career. And then we close the show with a story about how I once threatened my old manager, because my check was no good at work. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Threads Podcast ; Lesser Evils Podcast and Now Were Drunk Podcast and we played promos for: Epic Film Guys and So I Married A Geek! Go check them out...as soon as our show is over! This weeks show goes out to anyone who has gone to work and come home and your significant other has brought home a new pet. Whether it be

  • NTIO #193 Allgood

    25/10/2018 Duración: 40min

    Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when there was only one girl in all of Smurf village and no one really discussed the implications of that...or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss tons of stuff, like fighting in middle and high school We discuss some of the scariest fights we were in and we even discuss one of the most bizarre trailer parks we have ever been to, so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Now Were Drunk Podcast; Wicked Pissah Show and Faux Fright Podcast and we spun promo for: Tails from the Dark(er) Dragons Inn and 365Flicks Podcast. Check them out...but wait for our show to be over, FIRST! This week's show goes out to anyone who is sitting at their desk right now, looking out the window, wishing they had that different job, or were dating that new guy or that new girl. This show is for anyone who is holding themselves back from being their best self. There is only one way to eat an elephant...one bite at a time. So m

  • NTIO #192 LARPing

    18/10/2018 Duración: 44min

    Hello and welcome back to a show that claps our hands we hear the phrase, "Down at Fraggle Rock!" or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week on episode 192 we discuss LARPing. Which if you don’t know stands for Live Action Roleplaying. Which is just as lame as you imagine it. But for us, we didn’t do the standard type of roleplaying,where there was a story and knights and wizards and such...oh no. For us, LARPing was just a way for us to beat the crap out of each other with PVC swords. And later on, we discuss playing a game like this with your friends and getting so pissed off that shit gets real! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily @PodernFamily shows: boxofficerefund @boxofficerefund; Fat Funny Wholesome Podcast @PodcastFFW and Heels And Quads Wrestling Podcast @heelsAndquads and we spun promos for: Loaded Literature @loadedlitpod and Odd Dad Out @OddDadOut!!! Go check them out...after you listen to NTIO! This week's show goes out to anyone who has a crazy in law. The holid

  • NTIO #191 Five Second Rule or Nah?

    11/10/2018 Duración: 40min

    Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when all of us as a society spent about a year being into swing music and the world was never the same...or as we like to call it Now That I’m Older. And this week on Episode 191, we ask Kenny some questions, like if the 5 second rule really applies, or if you’d really sing in quick sand and the most important question of all, is ASMR the creepiest thing that exists on the internet, so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: TheCommissionPodcast; Voice from the Underground and Ghoulsgonewildpod and we spun promos for: Netflix 'N Swill and Play Comics Podcast. So check them out...AFTER you finish this episode of NTIO! This week's show goes out to anyone who had a few too many soda pops at a company function last night and had to get their podcast uploaded at 5:30 AM. We know when your eyes popped open to pee at 5:30, you weren't planning on getting up and uploading a podcast...but we're here now...so here's to you Late Podcast guy!

  • NTIO #190 The Inconvenient Truth about being Poor

    04/10/2018 Duración: 38min

    Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when there were definitely two camps, people who liked GoBots and people who liked Transformers...and you definitely didn’t wanna be one of the GoBots kids, or as we call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss being poor, something Shane knows a lot about and something that Kenny had no idea about, till he faked being a poor kid in our neighborhood. We talk about being so poor, our dad used to tighten 2 liters of coke with a pair of pliers to keep us kids from opening it, sharing a walk in closet as a bedroom in a house with no heat, while we used Kerosene heaters indoors and Shane shares a story about getting beaned in the head by a saucer...so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Beyond6Seconds, Two Guys One Plot and The Three Musketeers Podcast and we shouted out Ghosts of the Stratosphere and So it is Told ! Be sure to check them out. This week's show goes out to anyone who just got to a doctor's appointment, for whatev

  • NTIO #189 Security Possum

    27/09/2018 Duración: 37min

    Hello and welcome to a show that remembers a time when the worst problem you had was whether you could find enough money or beg your parents for enough to go get candy from the corner store, or as we call it, Now That I’m Older.  This week on episode #189 we discuss a lot of things. Starting with Cartbashing, a sport Kenny invented and the we played for years in Marietta. We also discuss the great hamburger bun heist of our late teen years and generally being vagrants.  Oh and we also have an appearance from a possum that was living in Kenny’s car. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Tale Teller; Sausage Roll n Dim Sim Podcast and Fulfill My Fantasy Mike‏ and we spun promos for: Dark Corner of Radio and My Worst Date. Check them out...after you listen to this episode! This week's show goes out to anyone who's feeling like the weight of the world is pressing in on them. Both of us at NTIO know what that feels like and we just want to say, tune out for around 40 minutes, sit back and l

  • NTIO #188 The Wrongest Side of the Tracks

    20/09/2018 Duración: 38min

    Hey guys, welcome back to a show that remembers exactly where we were when Kurt Cobain died, or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week on NTIO #188 we talk about the aftermath of Kenny banging the stripper a couple weeks back and then we get into drug deals the two of us have been involved in, over our lives. Kenny didn’t get involved in making drug deals until he was in his twenties and Shane got started much earlier. Like around 9 years old, on a trip with his dad to the wrong side of the tracks, while his two year old brother was in the front seat! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Fulfill My Fantasy; Gabbing With Ghouls and BeingTherePodcast and we shouted out: Grave Girls Podcast and The IMDB Journey Podcast This week's show goes out to anyone who is going through a shitty time in your life. This week we're skipping the joke here, because seriously someone out there probably has tons of crap weighing them down that they wish they could just let go of. Well this show is f

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