Now That I'm Older

Hello and welcome to another episode of what happens when two friends, who have known each other since their teens, get into middle age, or as we call it Now That I'm Older. This week we jump in with a story of someone forgetting to do something and all of us paying the price for it. Then we get into Kenny and Shane's crappy friend Paul, who is currently serving time in a FL prison for a bunch of different crimes, like making "dabs" across the hall from his kid. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: What’s the Frequency Pod , Couple Conjectures and The Joey P Podject. We also spun promos for: Two Peas on a Pod and In Poor Taste So check out the show and tell everyone you know who drives a car about the show. I mean they're gonna be stuck in their car anyway, so they should at least have some entertainment while they're in their car. Don't deny them this!!

Hello and welcome to another week of listening to the radio and thinking, "Back in my day we had real music!" or as we refer to it, Now That I'm Older.  This week we jump into a story about daring to go against your parents as you become an adult.  Then Shane and Kenny discuss a dad who absolutely ruined a little kid's Father's Day, by assaulting him.  Then we jump into a story about a couple who had the audacity to get engaged during their friend's wedding, and this is when we find out Kenny's real feelings on weddings, or more importantly, expensive weddings.  And finally we have another installment with everyone's favorite hoodrat, This Week with Da Boss. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Rewind Cinema, Concession Stand Pod and Chip Paper Podcast. We also spun promos for Sudden Double Deep Podcast @Sudden Double Deep Podcast and In Session Film. So check out the show and tell that one guy at the office who is still single about the show. Sure he gets to go to clubs and drink till

Hello and welcome back to another installment of your favorite middle aged crusaders for peace and justice, Shane and Kenny or better known as Now That I'm Older! This week we start our with a tale of how Shane's dad used to try and keep the Coca Cola from them but the human spirit of two trailer kids overcomes. Then we move into the Bill Cosby story that was going around about him thinking about holding seminars on the ways to avoid catching charges, in a sexual harassment case (or at least that's how it sounds). Then Kenny brings up exactly how savage Chimpanzees are in the wild, going as far as forming gangs. And finally we close out with another check in with Da Boss. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Name It Next Time, The Gayish Podcast and Mens Rea Pod and we spun promos for The Neverland Podcast and Fork Found Reviews. So check out the show and let every millennial know about it!  I know they're entitled and you may have to invade their safe space to talk to them but remember, if t

Hello and welcome to your weekly reminder that you are indeed getting older.  It's now up to you what to do with that information.  This week we start off with that one uncle that always has jokes, until it comes back to bite him in the butt.  Then we move into Shane's trip to Puerto Rico and then to Vieques Island which is either Third World Country or possible paradise! This week we shouted out these#PodernFamily shows: The Spoken Dreams Podcast; The Elements Podcast and Extra Stories Podcast and we spun a promo for Afterburn 739. So check out the show and tell everyone you know who has a kid with a name that's spelled incorrectly that you know about it! And you know who we're talking about... the parents of the Jordyn's, Jaxxon's, Maddisyn's, Darerik's, Kassandrah's and Shyanne's of our world. We all know those people.   The people who wanted to name their kid something "unique" but instead of actually being creative, they named the kid something basic and spelled it wrong. Their kids have suffered enoug

Welcome back this week to another visit with Shane and Kenny or as we are more properly known, Now That I'm Older. This week we start with a story about how sometimes, even when you're younger, a little revenge is still best served cold! Then we move into the idea of living forever and what we would do if we could download our memories into computers or possibly into robots. Then as soon as we get into the discussion, Kenny brings up the idea of hacking Shane. Then we move into an epic battle between father and son for the entire island in Puerto Rico over parking. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Old Young Ones, Bizart Podcast and The Recasting Couch. We also spun promos for 365 Flicks Podcast and Aussie and the Pom So check out the show this week and make sure to let your boss know about the show. If you've been looking for a raise and your boss is a little uptight, this may be what he needs. I mean if we can't make him laugh, he (or she)'s a lost cause. Or maybe a robot. Dude if yo

Hello an welcome to another installment of your favorite middle aged delinquents, Now That I'm Older. This week we start with a coming of age tale of having to beat up the preacher's kid at church, and then we get into...porn. We chat about how hard it used to be to get, how easy it is to get now and finally how disappointing getting bad porn was. Then we basically sit around and shoot the shit before we have another visit from Da Boss! This week we spun promos for these #PodernFamily shows: Jake and Tom Conquer the World. We also shouted out the Pet Theories Podcast; The Let Out Podcast and Casual Jerks Gaming Podcast So check out the show and tell your friend the flat earther about the show.  I know it's hard to talk to him or her now that you know they really believe nonsense like that.  They're probably sending you endless YouTube videos of idiots on planes, showing that they can't see a curve, so the earth is obviously flat.  Or some person taking a video of a sunset, going "see, why doesn't it curve h

Hello and welcome back to a show that will wait on you, because you have bad knees, because we all got aches and pains these days! This week we start out with a show about a coming of age moment for Shane. Then we move into how Kenny FINALLY has a Twitter account! You can find him at @KenBaldwin78! Then we close out with a list that makes fun of millennials and by the end of it, Kenny is complaining that the list is complaining about millennials. It's all very confusing. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Buyer Beware Podcast; MARRIED not DEAD and The Peanut Gallery . So check out the show and tell us what you think. And maybe tell your dog about the show. You know dogs talk, and if your dog talks to another dog and gets another owner to listen to the show, that would be awesome. Seriously...we know dogs don't talk, but if they did...that would be cool. Just saying.

This week we start our with Shane's first ever flying experience and the flight attendant that doesn't give any fucks. Then we move into the hilarious outrage over the fact that some people actually got triggered into anger over a one day early screening for Wonder Woman, you know the numero uno super hero for women, for just women. Like some people were acting like the government was taking away their children over this! Then we move into talking about bullies. Sometimes you are the bully (Kenny) and sometimes you get beat up by a bully (Shane) This week we shouted out: Wrong Think Podcast, Mental Dam Podcast and That's a Shame Podcast. We also spun promos for @ThisFreakinShow / @GrawlixPodcastThis Freakin Show and Grawlix Podcast. Thanks a lot for checking out the show and let someone you just met at a party know about the show. Like get smashed drunk and just yell NOW THAT I'M OLDER over and over until they agree to listen. Or if you don't go to parties, try doing that in the bathroom at work.

Hey guys, let's delve into the world of backaches, creaking joints and actually paying attention to your credit score. This week we have a very special episode of Now That I'm Older. Shane is on vacation this week, so he put together some of our favorite clips from the show. First off, we start off with a made up sport, known as cartbashing, where the main rule is don't die. Then we get into Kenny's One Star Review of the old studio, due to it not being a restaurant. And finally we close with a tale of Kenny being a vagrant, while he should have been on a field trip. So check out the show and let us know what you think. We just wanted to say thank you to each and everyone of you guys that check out the show each week. We love you guys!

This week on NTIO we get into some stories of how Shane's family is really, really jacked up. We have stories of his sister in law's farm, and the rat apocalypse they have going on. Then we talk about another story of Shane's dad and Kenny can't believe his ears. This week we shouted out 20 Year Old Movie Podcast; The Nerdowells Geeks Talk Tv. We also spun promos for ;The Ultra Podcast and Stupid People Podcast. So check out the show and rate us on iTunes. Seriously! We can tell that not all of you guys have rated us and we are VERY disappointed in you. Think about that.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of NTIO! This week is really all about relationships. Our first clip involves how Kenny is dating a girl that he has absolutely no connection with, and he is fine with that. Then we move into our second clip and how sometimes married people have to be shut down by single people when they get out of control. This week we shouted out the #PodernFamily shows: Crossover University, Strange But False and Exploding Helicopter. We also spun promos for: Podcast with No Aim and Quality Viewing Habits. Thanks for checking out the show and tell a friend. Seriously. Stop ignoring this part at the bottom and being like, "well Kenny made me laugh and Shane was well Shane again. I've got all I need from these two and I can go on about my day!" Seriously you better tell a friend or we'll tell on you. Yep, how you like that? We're telling your mom!

Hello and welcome back to another week of NTIO, with your hosts Shane (aka the Ring Master) and Kenny (aka Head Clown). This week we talk about a guy who climbed to the top of a church to throw things at the people below. Then we discuss Kenny's desire to not only shoot someone but his desire to shoot first, in any situation. Then we close with a story about the craziest party story we have where someone gets naked and not in the good way. This week we shouted out Gamer Science Underground , Stuff With Andy Podcast and American Unicorns. And we spun promos for In Poor Taste Podcast and Gareth's Random Ramblings So check out the show and tell everyone at work about it. Maybe you go into your bosses office and tell him about this badass podcast that you listen to called Now That I'm Older. Maybe he loves it. Maybe you get that raise you've been hoping for. Then again, he may fire you for trying to expose him to Kenny. On second thought, don't tell the boss.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Now That I'm Older. Where two best friends sit down to discuss their crazy past. One of these friends is hell-bent on the total destruction of the podcast and the other is...Shane. This week Shane and Kenny get all up in a discussion on dinosaurs.  They get into a list of facts that you may think are true about dinosaurs, but are absolutely not.  Then we have another installment of This Week With Da Boss, Shane's real life Facebook Friend who is how you say...rachet AF. This week we shouted out some PodernFamily shows: We The Blue, That's My Shit Podcast and Happily Never Equal. We also spun promos for Wisecracking with Winter and Poop Culture. So check out the show and tell everyone you know about the show. Especially people who own birds. You ever noticed how most of those people are quirky, bordering on weird? I mean I'm not knocking your choice in pet, but it's a bird. What do they do besides poop and sqauwk? Are you getting affection from your bird companio

Hello and welcome back to the wide world of Shane trying to control the show and Kenny defying him at every turn! This week we are joined by a friend of ours from the #PodernFamily Nick (from the Epic Film Guys/ We get into movies, including Nick's unreasonable dislike for The Goonies and how Hateful Eight could've been better. We also get into Nick and Shane having to wrangle their co-hosts, Nick's "Epic" stories and a whole lot more! This week we shouted out Miller Times Pod, ScreenTrax Podcast and Pinot Noir Podcast. We also spun a promo for Jake & Tom Conquer the World. Also, if you get a chance, stop by our brand new Patreon Page by clicking here. We've got a lot of cool stuff over there for you to check out, and we would appreciate any support you can lend! This week go home and make your dog listen to the podcast. Your dog loves you, so love him or her right back with a little Aural Ecstasy!

This week Now That I'm Older is back with another view into the whacky world of being middle aged and having stories to tell about it. This week we open up with a story about what life is like when you're young and your cousins are assholes. Then we move into the terrible idea that one day the Robots and AI are gonna take over and Kenny is super anxious to join up with them. Then we close with near death stories from Kenny and Shane where they both accuse the other of trying to kill the other. This week we shouted out X Squad Pod, Weekly Top Six and Yes But Why and we spun promos for Epic Film Guys and After Movie Diner. Check out the show and tell everyone you know who wears glasses about it! Obviously they can see what a good podcast looks like!

Hello and welcome back to the Middle Aged Miscreants aka Now That I'm Older. I'll be honest, I don't know why I typed that, but it's over, and we're past it so let's move on. This week we start out with a story about ruining an entire stadium full of children's childhoods, in just a couple bars of a song. Then we move into the first EVER crossover episode of NTIO with Gareth and Bex from Gareth's Random Ramblings. We cover everything from how America might not be as important as we think we are, Rugby is a mystery and no one knows about any of the movies in New Zealand or Australia. You can find Gareth and Bex at Gareth's Random Ramblings. Also this week, we shouted out Ready Steady Cut, The Three's Y's Men and Daniel & Gian Talk . And we spun promos for: Afterburn739 and Rick and Paul Heal The World. So thanks for checking out the show, and we'll see you next week. ...what are you still doing here. No homework or whacky message this week, just go. Don't make it weird by lingering. We'll be back next

Hello and welcome back to Now That I'm Older, where we talk about how getting older sucks, like when you realize that no, those aren't blonde hairs...you legitimately have gray in your beard. This week we start out with talking about how home ownership kinda sucks from time to time. Then we get into a harrowing tale of Kenny's car accident and how a car miraculously appeared out of nowhere, in his lane. This week we shouted out Deezus Take the Reel (@deezusTTReel); The Friend You Need Pod (@TFYN__Podcast); Imperfect Podcast (@hecklerkane) and spun promos for In Session Film Pod (@insessionfilm); Soiled Restroom Cinema (@signals_of_fury). Be sure to check out these great #PodernFamily Shows! And this week the only thing we want to say is enjoy yourself. Take this next week to get as much rest and relaxation in as you can because next week we're are toying around with the idea of having you guys go door to door to tell people about the show. Thanks a lot guys!

Hello and welcome to another week of Now That I'm Older! This week we start out with a story about realizing you're not cool and how you deal with that. Then we get into how Kenny may very well be a pirate who is on the no fly list for an entire country. We also have a visit with Da Boss, Stephanie, dropping her ghetto knowledge on us, and then we we close the show with Kenny telling us his one real rule for religion, and unlike Kenny, it's really rather simple. The week we shouted out Tomfoolery: the podcast (@tomfooleryblog) Let's Chat Geek (@letschatgeek) After Thoughts Podcast (@aftrthoughtspod) and we spun promos for Parlipod (@parlipod); Ice and the Face (@iceandtheface). Check out these great #PodernFamily shows! This week your homework is simple...tell your significant other about Now That I'm Older. Now before you say, "but NTIO my wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend isn't into podcasts" or "he/she has a certain list of shows he's/she's into and getting them to try something new will be hard

Hello and welcome to another action packed installment of Now That I'm Older! This week Shane explains one of the times he almost died doing something fun. Then we get into a guy named Walter Trump and how he relates to our president. Then we have another installment of This Week with Da Boss, where Shane reads real life Facebook posts by his friend Stephanie. Then to close out the show, we talk about the dirtiest places we have ever been, a cockroach who got lost and Kenny tells us all about jail! This week we shouted out: Nation of Nerds @nationofnerds; The X & Y Show @TheXYShow; Checked Out in NJ @CheckedOutNJ and spun promos for The Mike Jolitz Show (@mikejolitz) and Paint It Black Comics (@PIBPodcast). This week we want you to go to your local library. It would do you some good to get out of the house. You've been busy telling everyone you know about the show, so you deserve a little break. Then while you're at the library write on a piece of paper: Check out Now That I'm Older (nowthatimol

Hello and welcome back to your favorite two middle agers, Shane and Kenny for another exciting week of Now That I'm Older! Sorry, I just felt like being an 80's game show announcer. I'm better now. Seriously thanks for checking out the show. This week we start with a story about being stupid in your moment of triumph, then we talk about how Bigfoot is not real, simply due to the lack of proof. Then we intro a brand new segment called, This Week with Da Boss where one of Shane's friends abuses her Facebook privileges and then we close with a lite political discussion and how you have to get away from politics when it makes you crazy. This week we shouted out: Historical Blindness (historicalblind); RIPodcast (podcast_ri): Hero Talk Podcast (RealHeroTalk) and spun promos for: Stupid People Pod (@StupidPeoplePod) and Two Peas on a Pod (TwoPeasOnAPod). Check out the #PodernFamily to find badass shows like this and more! And this week there is no homework to go out and tell someone about the show. BUT...There ma