Now That I'm Older

Hello and welcome back to the wide world of Now That I'm Older. This week we talk about how Kenny brought something to his parent's Lake House for a weekend of fun with his girlfriend and left that thing in his little sister's bedroom. It's something he shouldn't have left there and he's just gonna have to tell you what it is. Then we get into how Kenny Rogers was one of the weakest 'heroes' of the Westerns we all saw as kids. Then we talk about a brewery in the ghetto that Kenny and Shane spent time at complete with hookers that would be on Cops or the First 48. This week we spun promos for More Gooder Than Podcast (@MGTpodcast) and Who Spiked the Puns (@spikethepuns) and we shouted out Fries with Guys (@frieswithguys), There Will Be Spoilers (@spoilerscast), Film Kind (@FilmKindPod). Check out these great PodernFamily shows. So check out the show and tell everyone you know about it. We even want you to tell that nice old woman or man at the Walmart who greets you every time you go in to get socks

Hello and welcome back to another installment of Now That I'm Older, who reminds you that your back is just going to feel like that from now on. It sucks but we're here...deal with it. This week we talk about cats. First off, we discuss a cat with nothing to lose, who took on 7 pitbulls. Don't wanna spoil anything on that one, but let's just say it doesn't turn out like you think it does. Then Kenny talks about his mean cat, Whitey and we close the show out with a dude with a hairless cat named Demon that he gave gang tattoos too. This week we spun promos for The Neverland Podcast (@NeverlandPCast) and The Super Movie Bros. (@SuperMoviePod). We also shouted out Nerds with Words (@nerdswithwords1); Twisted Philly (@twisted_philly) and The Car Sessions Sports Report (@chet_ohara). Check out the #PodernFamily on Twitter and show these shows some love! So check out the show and tell everyone you know about it. Even your uptight boss that you're sure doesn't like you. Like she cuts her eyes away every

Hello and welcome back to another week of everyone's favorite reminder of how old we're all getting, Now That I'm Older. This week we are jumping with a story of a guy who decides to rob a sex show and ends up taking a pounding, but not from sex. Then we talk about how Shane is getting caught up on the Marvel Cinematic Universe and how the DC Universe is kind of a mess. This week we shouted out Talk Nerdy to Me (@tntmtheshow); Theme Park Films Pod (@ThemeParkFilms); and Outside Longbox (@outsidelongbox) and we spun promos for So I Married A Movie Geek (@MovieGeekCast) and Podian of the Galaxy (@PodianPodcast). Thanks for checking out the show and let all your friends know about it. Even if all your friends live in the park, we don't care! If they still can access WiFi at the library, they can listen to the show and that's good enough for us.

Hello and welcome back to another week of Now That I'm Older. This week we start off with a story about why it is important to have an escape plan, anytime you attempt public sex. Then we get into how the world at large has made Shane not want to argue at all anymore. Can you image...a world where Shane doesn't want to argue? Imagine the horror! then we close the show with a guy who decided to rob a sex shop and realized he made a terrible mistake, immediately. This week, we shouted out Saturdays with Chickenduck (@ChickenduckPod); Wine & Crime Podcast (@WineandCrimePod); and One More Drink Pod (@OneMoreDrinkPod) and we spun promos for Netflix & Swill (@netflixnswill) and All Around Music (@allampodcast). And this week you have homework. Go out and tell 3 people with dogs about the show. People with dogs are awesome, so naturally they will love the show, because we're awesome!!

Hello and welcome to the next installment of everyone's favorite murder mystery, Now That I'm Older. This week we think it was Mr. Smith in the studio, with a microphone! Oh wait, that is something else. This week we get into a time in Kenny's life when he was kinda but not officially in the Bulgarian Mafia, for real. We get into a couple of times where he was a mobster's back up and that one time he almost participated in a drive by. This week we shouted out Ped and Mellor Show (@pedandmellor); Awesome Sunday Show (@awesomesunshow); and Batman vs James Bond (@batmanvsbond)! We also spun promos for the Countdown Movie & TV Reviews Podcast (@thecountdownpc) and The Bro-Rons Podcast (@blindeyepod). So check out the show and tell your friends about it. Even that one guy that you only hang out with because he gets you into cool places. Like he's a douche but he's well connected, so you still hang out with him. Yeah, tell that guy!

Hello and welcome to another episode of NTIO! This week we start out with how adult kickball can be awesome, or you could end up beating up a co-worker, if alcohol gets involved. Then we get into a story of betrayal, where Shane completely throw his brother under the bus. Then we close with a discussion about how parents need to stop telling their children they're special, because most aren't according to Kenny. This week we shouted out: Podcast with No Aim (@podcastnoaim), Indie Gold Podcast (@indiegoldpod) and whatisTWS (@Whatistws). We also ran promos for The After Movie Diner Podcast (@aftermoviediner) and The Fork Found! Reviews Podcast (@forkfoundreview). Check out these great #PodernFamily shows. Thanks a lot guys and we hope you're enjoying the show. If you are tell everyone you know about it. If not, remember your mom said about if you can't say anything nice, then keep that to yourself!!!

Hello and welcome to another week of NTIO! This week we get into a story about how your life can change in one moment. Then we get into how one man can be the most unlucky guy in the world, but Kenny thinks he gets what he deserves for using a porta potty. Then we close the show with a story about a collection of idiots who hid things from their doctors until it was too late. This week we shouted out BAM Comics Podcast (@bamcomicscast), Dan & Kody Podcast (@dankodypodcast), Film Ink Film Thoughts Podcast (@filminkofficial) and ran promos for The Story Behind (@storybehindpod) and for the PodernFamily (@podernfamily). So check out the show and tell someone you love about the show. Hopefully there is a lot of love in that heart of yours so you tell a lot of people. If not, we're not gonna threaten you with anything. We're not even gonna be mad. Just very very disappointed.

Hello and welcome back to Episode 101 of NTIO! This week we jump right in with a story about Shane's first "adult" job after a string of terrible ones. Then we move into how cows may possibly be rising up against humans and our devices. Then Kenny and I go over a list of our favorite toys, and a few of our least favorite toys from the 80's. We also shout out Dealing with Phillip (@dealwithphilip), 3 Men in a Podcast (@3meninapodcast) and Dudes and Beer (@dudesandbeer). We also spun promos for Go Watch a Movie (@Gowatchamovie) and Epic Film Guys (@epicfilmguys)! Check out all the great shows, check out Now That I'm Older and we know this last couple months have been trying with the election and the holidays and all, but we think now is the time to come together as a people, and tell our fellow men and women about Now That I'm Older...now who's with us???

Well guys, here we are with our 100th episode of NTIO! Thanks so much for being a part of this! We truly mean that. For episode 100, we present to you a few stories that kind of tell the story of what NTIO is all about. First, we start with Shane taking his son to go see Iron Man in 2008, then we move on to a story about Kenny's back giving out on him, while trying to move a cake knife, and then we have a very special story about a shared experience Kenny and I have. Also, during the show, we shouted out The Movie GeekCast, The Critical Thinking Podcast, and Hara Club Radio. We also spun promos for The Countdown TV and Movie Review Podcast, and All Around Music Podcast. Another big treat this week, is we got to hear from Mike Jolitz, from the Mike Jolitz Show, Gareth and Bex from Gareth's Random Ramblings and then David the Producer from the Unwriteable Rant. This week there is no excuse not to check this out...I mean come on it's episode 100!!!

Hello and welcome to the first official NTIO of 2017! This week we look back on the year that was 2016, whether you view it as a dumpster fire or as a banner year, it's over. So in our own way, we look back on 2016 with clips from when Kenny almost killed his brother, when Shane threw a chili dog at a kid in DQ, when Kenny was almost a senator and a lot more. We also look at some of the people we lost in 2016 and some of the good news that coupled with all the bad. So check it out and let's start 2017 with NTIO officially thanking each and every one of you guys. You guys rule for checking out the show every week and we love each and everyone of you. We are looking to do more stuff to make the show even better in 2017, and can't wait to show you. Oh btw, make sure and tell someone who hasn't heard it yet about the show!

Hello and welcome back to another week of NTIO. Last year for the last show of the year, we went with a remix show but this year, we said "let's just do a real show" so that is what we did! This week Shane brings up a story about how badass his Maw Maw was. Then we talk about a goat that caused a serious ruckus. Then we talk about exactly how much people can change after high school. Then we close the show out talking about an acquaintance of Kenny's getting a little inappropriate and Kenny having to take action, and a whole lot more. So check out the show and tell everyone. Seriously, if you are on a first date, look over at her and ask if she has heard of NTIO. If not, get up from the table and say "call me when you listen to good podcasts". She'll get her act together, see you are a strong man or woman, and NTIO will gain another listener. Win/Win!!!

Hello and welcome to a very special Christmas/Xmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah/Holiday edition of NTIO! This week we start with a story about how a simple gesture can change your life. Then we move into discussing the correct pronunciation of the word Pecan, then we get into our favorite Christmas toys when we were kids and how stupid the game White Elephant is. Also, this week we shouted out The Roley Show (@krisroley), The Lounge Hour (@theloungehour) and Sustainable Living Podcast. We also spun promos for The Countdown Pod (@thecountdownpc) and The Story Behind (@storybehindpod). Just wanted to take a second and give a quick shout out to Rogue Intel for all of their support over the past year plus. When we first got started podcasting, we didn't really know anything and they took us under their wing and showed us the ropes. Last week was our last show with Rogue Intel. We wish them all the best and again thank you so much. So check out the show and if ya like what you hear tell a friend! You rule if you do.

Hello and welcome back to this week's installment of NTIO! We start off with a story about the Christmas present that almost wasn't, then Kenny and Shane finish talking about people that got fired on their first day and talking about their crappy jobs. Then they move into another installment of Ask Kenny with questions from Keda (@yeahuknowit1991) from the Keda & Jay Show, where Kenny makes his feelings about Vince McMahon and Kim Kardashian abundantly clear. So check it out and tell us what you think about the show! PS Thanks a lot for being a dick 2016. You already took so much and now Alan Thicke too? Now all we're left with is Robin???

Hello and welcome back to the magic carpet ride we call Now That I'm Older! This week we start out with losing your innocence, during Christmas time, at a very young age. Then we jump into a list of people that got fired from their job on the first day. This leads us to talking about some of the crappiest jobs we've had and the ways we dealt with them. Then to close things out, we discuss the importance of fiber in someone our age bracket. Check it out and this year, maybe instead of gifts you get people the gift of Shane and Kenny. We don't cost a thing, and we are the gift that will give back on a weekly basis. Way better than that Soda Stream you got people a couple of years ago, or Snuggies. Remember when everyone was giving out Snuggies like one day the world would collapse and we could use them as currency? Well the gift of NTIO is way better than that!

Hello and welcome back to another installment of NTIO, the show that reminds you that you are getting older, and even though you may dye it, you probably have some grey too. This week we talk about a few different topics. First we find out that the cows in Ireland are way meaner than they are in the States. Then we have a question from Mike Jolitz (of the Mike Jolitz Show @mikejolitz on Twitter) for Ask Kenny, where we get to hear what Kenny thinks his job is on the show. Then we discuss how Chow dogs are mean, and Shane's dog food may be a little too fancy. Check the show out and tell your friends. You know, instead of catching up on your Netflix shows, you could be phoning a friend right now, and telling them about the podcast. I'm not joking. Go ahead...pick up the phone. Seriously, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Alright, I've got some stuff to do, but you better call your friends when I get back, or else...

Hello and welcome to this week's installment of NTIO! This week we start with remembering Thanksgiving and slowing down a little bit to enjoy it. Then we get into some basic reminiscing with Kenny explaining one of the stupidest things he's ever done, and then one of the smartest things he's ever done. Then we close the show with a lesson in marketing as well as branding and some Ask Kenny Questions with Kyle from the Geek Yogurt Podcast. Happy Thanksgiving NTIO Family and remember, at dinner with your family is the perfect time to scream out, "LISTEN TO NOW THAT I'M OLDER!!!!". If that doesn't work to get everyone jacked up about being at the Thanksgiving table wth the family, the just look around and say, "So, who'd everybody vote for?". That will probably get em going.

Welcome back to another week of NTIO! This week we dig up a list of lies that parents tell their kids. We discuss some of the lies that our parents told us, like the magical fat guy with farm animals hooked up to a sled, delivering presents, based on an arbitrary list of good boys and girls, how monkeys may rip your arm off if you put them outside the car or when your mom tells you that if you touch anything in the store, a kitten will die. Check out the show and tell us what you think! Also, we're not into politics or anything, but we are happy the election is over. Can we get an Amen!

Welcome back to a little podcast we call, Now That I'm Older.  This week we open with one of my favorite baseball stories.  Then we get into how Kenny is suddenly a Cubs fan (who knew!).  Then we discuss the silly notion that Die Hard is a Christmas Movie and we close the show with a little ask Kenny! Check out the show and tell us what your dog thinks about it.  Seriously, if you listen and your dog is around, let us know what he thinks.  Hey, we're running a podcast here.  Don't ask why we wanna know, just tell us what your dog thinks!

Welcome back to another week of NTIO!  This week we start with a story about how one conversation can change the rest of your life.  Then we move into a story from Nikkey about how she may have been the inspiration behind child safety locks, and then we close the show wth more questions for Kenny from Gareth with Gareth's Random Ramblings. Check out the show and tell us what you think!  Like really what you think.  And be truthful, cuz we'll know if you're lying and so withh God and Santa.  Think about that...

Welcome back to another installment of NTIO!!! This week we are attacking Hollywood for some of the stuff they try to pass off on all of as reality, when we know it's a bunch of crap.  Like the amount of blood Jack Bauer can spill in one day, and not have to go to the hospital.  Or like most action movies that include cars, completely ignore the laws of physics.  Check it out and let us know on Twitter what your favorite example of this is. Check out the show and tell everyone who will listen about it.  Seriously, in the post office, rip off your pants and scream, "LISTEN TO NOW THAT I'M OLDER!!!".  But just know, NTIO is not in any way shape or form responsible for you or your actions, so if you do rip your pants off, get the hell out of there, quick!