Third Act Saviors

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Gas up your hot air balloon! We watched the Netflix original Io! twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

The Third Act Saviors are BACK!

IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME! We fix The Christmas Chronicles! With a brief appearance by special guest / live fact-checker: Katrina. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

Get your go bags, road snacks, and father-in-law's ready because IT'S APOCALYPSE TIME! We saw how Netflix original How It Ends ends! twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

Assbones! Fresh ropes! Dick cuts! Who knew the bible had so much good stuff in it?! twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

As it turns out, men aren't from mars, they just like to visit! We watched John Carter! twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

This week we watched the HBO Original movie and ironically compelling argument for destroying art: Fahrenheit 451. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

This week, we took a took a self guided tour through the world of ghost-inducing unsettling architecture. We watched Winchester! Join Jacob, Mike, Daniel and O'Henry the Bag-Headed Boy as they uncover the secrets of this old house. Stay tuned at the end of the episode for a very serious improvised play about jealousy. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

This week, the boys stay perfectly on task and ONLY discuss Pitch Perfect 3, like they're supposed it. Here's a list of things that they DEFINITELY DON'T DISCUSS: Late night swords, Matthew Lesko's magic suit, Seattle Area Public Access, why you should always aim for the moom, Art! Art! Art! Art!, and Pharrell's very loud hat. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

We watched 88 Minutes! LANGUAGE DISCLAIMER: Also, hey gang, Daniel here. While editing this ep I beeped out some sexist language that we (mostly me) used. We like to be a little crude, and in this case I was trying to be shocking. But, listening back to it, I felt a gross about it. So, rather than excise the whole bit and pretending like I'm a sweet angel that doesn't make mistakes, I gave it a beep, hoping that you'd come read this and see what was up. We like to make a show that is comfortable for everyone to listen to, and missed this mark this time. Sorry! I'll keep my wits about me in the future, and stick to my wheelhouse of inappropriate number innuendo (69, 420 et al.). Get in touch if you have thoughts. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

Get out your executive desk toys and imprint Brian Cranston's face into them because Saban brought us some rangers and they're powerful! Stinky Pete makes a visit, and we learn about some Caboose Babies.

It turns out the real monster... was that high pressure system that's rolling in on Wenesday. But don't worry, we have a space station that can shoot bombs and space lasers at it. Cancel the apocalypse with us and your best friend of indistinct European heritage: Gerard Butler. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

Mr. Policeman, we gave you all the clues... about which movie we watched! THE SNOWMAN! Unfortunately, this film bucks the snowman-movie trend of inanimate objects becoming living things, and instead portrays the opposite :( twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

You sneak your way past the guards and enter the town… of Los Angeles! The city with a +2 against angels. We watched Bright! Stick around for a visit from Coldstone Steve Austin, a taste of authentic Morian salsa, and a cure for BVS. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

Finally, a movie that goes place! And boy does this one GO PLACES! Join us as we join the boss baby on a quest through: heaven, the dark depths of capitalism, and several buttholes! Our special guest today is John Wachter, a very talented improviser and actor in the Seattle area. Find his OTHER podcast here: https://soundcloud.com/imprvnews9 twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

We watched a movie with a really long name! Now no one will see our secondary title >:( Valerian is like a feature length Eiffel 65 music video, but with mouth spiders, an inter-dimensional shopping mall, and Rhianna! Stick around to hear Jacob's revolutionary pitch for an Austin Powers reboot. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

No, that's not a typo! The North Pole is just very litigious when forcing you to become a fat bearded man. Get ready for rude dads, rad boards, and reinhold judges. All of these things are featured in THE SANTA CLAUSE! Check out Potterless: https://www.potterlesspodcast.com/ twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

Come live la vie boheme! Eat huevos rancheros! Drink beer! Refuse to come off a balcony! Ya know, bohemian things! We watched Rent to see what an inclusive bad movie looks like. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com