Third Act Saviors

Today, we're joined by special guest Jekeva Phillips to watch Lady in the Water! Sexy bedtime babies, milkbeards, and incorrect volume calculations: this episode's got it all! Find out more about Jekeva's various projects! Subscribe to Word Lit Zine: http://squ.re/2xKB3B8 Submit for WLZ's YA fiction contest: http://bit.ly/2j0gUPy Get your tickets for the Holiday Specia (Dec 22 2017)l: https://seattlecomedygroup.com/show-calendar/ Contact us! Twitter/Instagram: @thirdactsaviors Email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/thirdactsaviors

BIG OL' SPOILER ALERT: If you plan on reading the books, and don't like spoilers skip to 10:18! But even after getting it all out at the beginning, we couldn't help but talk about some book stuff throughout the episode. On this START STUDDED episode, we fix everyone's favorite book series, movie, and lifestyle: the Dark Tower! Featuring special guests Peter Jackson, Guillermo Del Toro, Steven Spielberg, Mister Bizkit, and Keystone Jesus.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, because you just might have something unrelated but also bad happen! We traded in our gashapons so we could switch on Wish Upon. Email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com Twitter: @thirdactsaviors Instagram: @thirdactsaviors

Live from New York it's the Third Act Saviors! We're continuing our month of SCARY MOVIES with Thirt13en Ghosts. A bygone relic from the days when numbers were letters, too! Email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com Twitter: @thirdactsaviors Instagram: @thirdactsaviors soundcloud.com/thirdactsaviors

Alternate titles were: 'Top Mum' and 'A Porky's Divided'. I think that's all the episode description needed for this one. Twitter: @thirdactsaviors Email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com Instagram (NEW!!!!!!!!): @thirdactsaviors

Pop open that Surge, attach your wallet to a chain, and get ready to hack that sack because XANDER CAGE IS BACK, BABY! Our favorite thumb person (Vin Diesel) goes on a fun sex adventure and we've got some hot takes. twitter.com/thirdactsaviors soundcloud.com/thirdactsaviors thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

Hope you've got your lobster forks ready because it's time to chow down on an exciting new episode of TAS! We discuss the DMX/Jet Li classic, Cradle 2 the Grave. This is one episode you shouldn't fall asleep to... bitch.

Sometimes, even the greatest walls aren't great enough. You gotta spice them up with some green dogs! We watched THE GREAT WALL starring MOTT DEMEON! Get ready for the triumphant return of ghostilingus and some entitled cars! Sorry for the late release everyone! I WAS AT A WEDDING OKAY! PUNISH ME VIA TWITTER @thirdactsaviors

Did you know that mars is home to at least one MEAN BLOBS?! It's true! We watched LIFE to find out more. Stay tuned for rat jellies, hand crunches, and goopy Davids!!

Don't think it! Don't say it! Don't watch it! It's the Bye Bye Man! Join us as we taste some gam-gam biscuits, treat a 'dook infestation, and endure a social media marketing campaign from some etsy ghosts.

We were joined by very special guest Deb Kuykendall to watch The Shack! This movie is pretty much God turning his chair backwards and having a little one-on-one rap sesh with your immortal spirit about, like, life, man. And you know what? God's pretty cool, bro. He think you're fine just the way you are, sees people in rad colors, and makes spirit skateboards for children.

It's time to do the Mario! We discuss the greats of the Mushroom Kingdom: Mario, Luigi, Ashlee Simpson, and Milli Vanilli! Special guest visit by Siri.

It's right-winger fantasy time everybody, because WE ARE WRATH!! Join us as we discuss John Travolta's head, the best place to hide guns (inside the wall), and the storied traditions of the Koopa family.

The listeners have willed it, and so shall it be done: we watched the Seventh Son! Join us on a veritable witch hunt, and stick around for a visit from CAT DRACULA! You lucky devils. Contact us! We'll watch your movie! Twitter: @ThirdActSaviors Email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com Credit to Crumpet on Soundcloud for our fun Halloween music! https://soundcloud.com/spacecrumpets/guts-and-stuffing

Have you ever made a magical new best friend... and then trapped him in a car impress girls?! WE HAVE! We watched Monster Trucks! Get ready for the return of Dr. Tepper, Mr. Tibb's, as well as the premiere of Everybody Loves Bane-Mond and the launch of tumblr.ferngullysux.pizza. Most importantly, NEW EPISODE TITLE FORMATTING. OH YES. Get in touch if you have thoughts! @thirdactsaviors thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

Somebody heisted the plot out of this movie! We watched Ocean's 12! Join us for a trip to the Olive Garden, visit some Metal Gear Solid bad guys, and make lots of eating noises into the microphone (YOU'VE BEEN WARNED).

Are you a bad guy? Do you wish there were more movies where you got to root for your bad guy kin? Passengers is the film for you! Also included is a brief digression on the musical artist Kaskade.

We looked in some very emotive eyes and found some secrets! And a cat dressed as Dracula! AAH! Join us as we fix this "thriller", rank all the movies we've seen so far, and compare the size of our peanuts!

We watched THE BOSS with special guest Kayla Teel! For maximum participation, figure out your stance on Tagalongs (the cookie) before pressing play.

Having never seen any of the movies in the Divergent series, we watched Allegiant! A recipe for success! Hop in your jelly beans, stick yourself to the side of a helicopter, and come and a wonderful ride with us straight to tarptown.